Greetings fellow citizens I’m here to tell you about the brand spanking new service that the fine folks from Devils Advocate have for you. Are you tired of missing employees, are you tired of untimely deaths of your employees, are you an employee that wants to skip out of work for a few days but not have the boss know.
Well we have the answer for you. The fine scientist at the Devils Advocate Research Room has developed brand new technology that will replace your employee on a temporary basis. That’s right you heard me we will replace your employees with a brand spanking new one! Hell we can even improve the employee if you want. Now I know what you’re thinking...is this ethical? Well that’s the great thing about working for Omni Tek if it isn’t ethical...we will make it ethical. So you can go into this with a clear conscience!
Now you say you want proof. Let our history speak for itself. We have sent our prototype out with the recent disappearance of Unole and the results were great! As you can see here
Even though she was gone the bar kept running due to our New and Improved Unole.
So step right up and contact your local Advocate near you!
