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    AO chat log taken when the RMS Titanic sank
    If AO had existed in 1912, the Titanic disaster would have been quite different. This is what the last chat log from the RMS Titanic would've probably looked like.

    Changing area. Please wait.
    Entering 'North Atlantic'

    [Baltic]: Greek steamer Athenia says iceberg mobs and large camps of social ice mobs today at 4151 x 4952. gl Titanic on first ding!
    To [Baltic]: thx

    Executing program: Iceberg Lookout.
    Unable to use skill: Iceberg Lookout. Binoculars not found.
    Californian: Hey, Antillian.
    Antillian: yeah?
    Californian:Three red berg mobs S of me at 4230 x 4990.
    Antillian: thx

    [White Star Lines] Titanic: Over half way to NY!
    [White Star Lines] Olympic: Sweet!
    [Mesaba]: In coords 4200x5125, saw much red ice mobs and great number social icebergs, also boss ice, be careful.
    To [Mesaba]: k

    Californian: Ant, I've got ice adds. Going to camp here 4 now.
    Antillian: k

    [White Star Lines] Titanic: where r u?
    [White Star Lines] Olympic: I just left NY myself. Docks r overcamped.

    [White Star Lines] Olympic: Cunard is raiding this zone and might passengersteal u.
    [White Star Lines] Titanic: n00bs! If they try to PS me, I'll train them.
    [White Star Lines] Olympic: lol!
    Attacked by Iceberg!
    Executing Nano Program: Hard-A-Starboard.
    Your Rudder Size is required to be at least 301!
    You're unable to perform this action. Please check item.

    Executing Nano Program: Full Astern.
    Nanoprogram executed succesfully.
    Executing Nano Program: Close Watertight Doors
    Nanoprogram executed successfully.
    Iceberg hit you for 327 points of cold damage!
    Iceberg forces your NCU to run Water Damage...
    [White Star Lines] Titanic: wtf! I got attacked by Ice mob!
    [White Star Lines] Olympic: suxxor!

    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    [White Star Lines] Titanic: Crap! Iceberg hit me with nasty DOT! plz come help!
    Titanic shouts: Ice aggro! Ice aggro! Help!
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    [White Star Lines] Olympic: Am buffing up swimspeed as fast as I can.
    Frankfurt shouts: wtf? Everyone told you not to sail through ice mob spawn.
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    Titanic shouts: Attacked by berg! Plz help! Come to 4146x5014
    [White Star Lines] Olympic: omw
    [White Star Lines] Titanic: thnx
    [Frankfurt]: u need help?
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    To [Frankfurt]: yes! come quick!
    [Frankfurt]: brb, dinner

    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    [White Star Lines] Olympic: When this is over, u should go back to Harland & Wolfe and upgrade your rudder implants.
    Titanic shouts: I'm snared by agg ice mob. Health down. 4146x5014. Plz hlp.
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    [Carpathia]: Cape Race wants to know why you're not answering /tells.
    To [Carpathia]: I'm sinking! Plz help!

    Virginia shouts: I can help u
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    [Carpathia]: Hang on, asking captian.
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    To [Carpathia]: Will tip 100k!!!
    Titanic shouts: vir, come to 4146x5014
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    [Carpathia]: Ok, omw.
    Titanic shouts: plz help!
    Titanic: Californian, please help me!
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    To [Californian]: Plz come help me! I can see u sitting there doing nothing.
    [Californian]: The user is currently AFK.

    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    Titanic shouts: plz hurry! all lifeboats gone and health almost out!!!!1!!11!111
    Titanic shouts: vir, u comming?

    [Frankfurt]: What is the matter with u?
    To [Frankfurt]: STFU, I'm busy!

    Virginia shouts: laaaaggggggg
    You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
    Nanoprogram Full Steam to New York terminated...
    You lost 1522 souls.
    These souls were added to the pool of unsaved souls that you atone for through improved maritime saftey laws. Your current pool of usaved souls is 1522.
    Changing area. Please wait.
    Entering 'Bottom of the Atlantic'

    [Californian]: Sorry, was /afk. Did you need something?
    Last edited by Zanthyna; Jan 21st, 2004 at 17:44:25.
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    hehe good one



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    woot nicely done!
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    pffftph.. typical of fixers never evacing when it's truely needed *glares at lil* yea, you know what i'm talking about ...

    Hehe, jk

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    LMAO!

    Great one...

    I think the iceberg-mob should have been more chatty, like going: "stfu nubi" - or something...

    /Bras

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    lol
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    That was very very funny.
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    /me will make a comment when she can finally stop the hysterical laughter she's desperately trying to contain
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    Very good, sent it to my non0ao Titanic enthusiastic mate, did his dissy on it
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    That's awesome! Nice job
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    Talking

    That was great! Liked all the accurate details.

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    roflmao that is one of your best =P
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    *ROFL*

    awesome post!!
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    Omg, lmao!

    Great post!
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    rofl. very nice log i could image it would have been that way

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    ROFLMAO!!!
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    I see it made it to the front page of the Vault. Very nice work...cracked up my group of AO'ers here at work
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