Pretty funny stuff.
*silently gets up to wipe the coffee from her monitor, trying to muffle incontrollable bursts of laughter*
Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly
I never want to lose what I have finally found
There's a requiem
A new congregation
And it's telling me: go forward and walk
Under a brighter sky
-- Delerium, Euphoria --
If i get kicked from school for missing 2 lessons, sitting in the library, and making an idiot of myself laughing so bad, well, i don't know what i'll do.... :P
Really, really, really, really FUNNY!
P.S: someone root this thread!! ASAP :P
SMD: YarrrrrRrrrrr
omg i luv it , pirate humor is the best .
please put at least 1 yarrrrrrrrrr into every chapter 8D
and making a comic out of this is realy a GREAT idea
keep it up wrang =)
Wrangaline......seriously thanx for some humor for once in my life from reading a forum....god i love it
Marius=Robert Daniro in Good Fellas....lol
Bushido is the way of the warrior. Nirvana is the path of true enlightenment. NTs must struggle to confine themselves as Warriors in this world,while still maintaining the path of wisdom.
Chrioset-195/7 Nanomage/NT
Duesentas-199/8 Atrox/Enfo
Iloveshiz-131/0 Solitus/Fixer (no GA twinkage)
Chriosat-88/0 Nanomage/Trader (wannabe Tradeskiller)
Gualo - 155/2 Nanomage/Engy (the Real TSer)
FUN COM, Please Make NT's the top Damge Dealers Again!!!!!!
AO Mainframe-Click here - Down indefinitly
Auno-Click here
rofl
DemmandredDeng-My mentor a uber guy and the reason i play my enfo.
Ninj00-really funny nice helped me when i was a newb.
OMGz! This should be a sticky!
Malcom Freiman, aka Corz, Clanner RK2
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Hehe, Im glad you all like it
Im not sure if I will continue making these chapters any time soon. Who knows tho, maby I cant sleep one night and there we go again
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Applause!
And to think I overlooked this thread till now....
This is awesome!
Why are u guys laughing at it? Do you laugh at CNN all the time because theyre telling the truth?
We demand more :P Im out of the army on the 18th June btw :P coming home soon for two weeks
Rookie Nazgoul, lvl 202/08 Enforcer Equipt
Rookie Muppet007, 215/15 Soldier Equipt
Tankkiller, 191/12 Doctor Equipt
Muppet007, Soldier Leader of Avatars Reloaded
Im hitting the search button then.
Is it something like that "Lord of the Weed" -Thingy?
<me ships order of hyper-caffinated Jolt to Wrangeline>
There that will help
Corvuscorax starts reading the thread ...
Corvuscorax giggles and reads further ...
Corvuscorax starts laughing ... but won't stor reading ...
Corvuscorax laughs out veeery loud ... and reads even further ...
You were hit by Nanobots for 10984 Points of Laugh damage.
You died of Laugh damage.
Corvuscorax continues laughing without even realising his death ...
You were hit by Nanobots for 15627 Points of Laugh damage.
You died of Laugh damage.
You were hit by Nanobots for 13891 Points of Laugh damage.
You died of Laugh damage.
/petition Help! I'm stuck in a death loop! :P
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Corvuscorax kicks his computer down the desk to be able to stop readig finally
Wrangeline, you made my day!
you too Bleudry:
lolOriginally posted by Bleudry
Oh my my... I laughed so loud my dog attacked me... lmao
greetz, Corvus
Last edited by Corvuscorax; May 11th, 2004 at 10:52:44.
OMG!! SO FUNNY!
This is a great thread Wrangline, thanks for taking the time to write it all up
Oh, and the "Psssh!" Startrek joke pwnz all!
*bookmarks thread for future reading*
Never, ever laughed this hard while reading the forums,
thanks
Tranceptor - Level 220/30/?? Omni Solitus Godfather - Nemesis of Chaos - /born July 2001, still going strong(ish)
Twincaliber - Level 220/11 Omni Atrox Vanguard
Kansho - Level 206+/14 Omni Opifex MA
Sakayuri - Level 165+ Omni Solitus Crat.
Unimusha - L132+ Omni Solitus Soldier
Kryozz - L41+ Omni Nanomage NT
Twelvegauge - L19+ Omni Solitus Trader
Kasima - L13+ Omni Solitus Doctor
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
*Tier-armour-dev arrives at work the following day only to discover that his office is packed with seaguls. He forgot to cover the broken window before he left work last night and now the seaguls have let themselves in and completely taken over.*
Seagul 2, 3, 4, 6, 8 and 9: "Galla galla galla!"
Dev: "Oh feck.. Get out!"
*The dev is waving his hands at the seaguls but they dont seem very impressed and completely ignore him.*
Dev: "Take this, you flying virmin!"
*He picks up the powercord that once belonged to his computer and tries to hit the seaguls with it from safe distance. This obviously got their attention because now they are all grabbing his hair with their feet.*
Dev: "Feeeeck!"
*He runs out and slams the door behind him, allmost squishing a seagul.*
Timelapse: "Fethers?"
Dev: "..What?"
Timelapse: "Your covered with fethers, dude."
*The dev has seagul-fethers all over his back and in his hair.*
Dev: "Yeah.. all the cool people are covered in fethers."
Timelapse: "O.o"
Dev: "Just go in my office. Im not the only one around here covered with fethers. You'll see."
*Timelapse gets curious and opens the door to the dev's office. The dev pushes Timelapse into the room and closes the door quickly*
Seaguls: "Galla! Galla! GALLA! GALLA! GALLA!!"
Timelapse: "Waaaaahh!!"
Dev: ""
*The dev goes down the hall towards Marius' office and knocks on the door.*
Marius: "One second!"
Dev: "..."
Marius: "Ok, you can come in now!"
*The dev opens the door and Marius is sitting behind his desk smiling.*
Marius: "Done with the Tier-armours yet?"
Dev: "Well actually there is another problem I need to solve first."
Marius: "Now what.. Dont tell me you broke something else. You have cost Funcom enough money allready!"
Dev: "No no, nothing is broken. But.. what would you say if.."
Marius: "Yes?!"
Dev: "..if my office is filled with seaguls because I kinda forgot to cover the hole before I left yesterday?"
*Marius picks up a pen, stands up and throws it at the poor dev*
Marius: "How the hell do you manage to cause so much.."
*Marius suddenly gets all quiet, sits down and opens a small orange bottle with white pills. He takes a bunch and closes his eyes.*
Dev: "Marius.. Im really sorry!"
*Marius opens his eyes and now he has that smile on his face again.*
Marius: "Thats allright. I guess we should try and get them out of there, dont you think? "
*The dev is somewhat scared by Marius' sudden change of mood.*
Dev: "Um.. yes. But how? I tried and they wheren't very helpfull."
Marius: "Oh, dont worry about that. I will take care of it. You just sit down while I call someone to come get wrid of them."
*Marius picks up his phone and dials some number. The dev sits quiet in a chair.*
Marius: "Hello, I would like to talk with a seagul.. person.. exterminator."
Dev: "O.o"
Marius: "Yes, I'll hold."
*Marius gives the dev a thumb up with his left hand while holding the phone to his ear with his right hand. He still has that silly grin on his face.*
Marius: "Yes, hello. Who is this..? Jane Seagul..? From New Orleans.. "
Dev: "o.O"
Marius: "Um.. yes Im sorry but I was trying to get hold of a seagul-exterminator-person. What? Oh, no we have a slight seagul-infestation-problem in one of our offices. Hello..? Hello?"
Dev: "What?"
Marius: "She hang up on me.. Let me try again."
Dev: *sigh*
*Marius picks up a pencil while dialing and is fiddling around with it using his left hand.*
Marius: "Yes hello? Im trying to get hold of a seagul-extermination-person.. Yes, its me again.. but you sent me to the wrong place last time. I need to talk with someone that can get wrid of some seaguls. Someone with a net or something. Yes, Ill hold."
Marius: "Yes hello? Who am I talking to? .. Anette .."
*Marius breaks the pencil in two with his left thumb and hangs up the phone with a bang. The dev can feel his palms are all sweaty. Marius takes another bunch of pills from that little orange bottle.*
Dev: "..."
Marius: "Well, lets go take care of this ourselves then. "
*Marius walks past the dev who is leaning away from him out of fear.*
Marius: "Whats going on here!?"
*The hallway are filled with paramedics and curious programmers. Something that appears to be an employe covered in fethers and seagul-crappings is being carried away while repeatedly shouting:*
Timelapse: "Galla... Galla... Galla..."
Last edited by Wrangeline; May 18th, 2004 at 20:42:28.
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