Tier-armour is being made. (Behind the scenes)

**Mastablasta** · Jan 9th, 2004, 01:42:05

this must be the first time ever I've laughed while reading a forum

This so hits the nerve

**Bisse123** · Jan 10th, 2004, 01:23:49

Lol

ok tip for all that reading, dont read in the middle of the night and get your parents wife or romemates awake from all the FUN FUN FUN stuff that Wrangeline has wrote. Been awhile since i loughed this hard

**____________Jeremiah** · Jan 10th, 2004, 01:38:56

Wheres the rest! MORE MORE!

**Barokk** · Jan 10th, 2004, 02:18:11

hehe great stuff!

**Fairin** · Jan 14th, 2004, 06:00:23

this is a classic...

now write some more :P

**ivanius** · Jan 14th, 2004, 16:46:10

omg!! way to go! i can't stop laughing

**Mjoellnir** · Jan 14th, 2004, 17:28:31

Haha! Read it for the first time today. Great work there

But keep the mean CZ away from the poor ARKs m'k?

**___________MoreDread** · Jan 14th, 2004, 18:05:39

ok thats it!
*me handcuffs wrangeline*

you were found guilty for the murder of 237 individuals,
a dog attack and responsible for AO players all over
the world loosing their jobs!

all your threads on the AO forums have been secured
and sealed away in black plastic bags, because our research
made clear, that they are waaay too funny and lethal! this was done to prevent people from reading them and die of laughter.

however the army confiscated the bags and secret plans are beeing made to use em against Iran or China. you might in turn recieve immunity and the nobel piece prize for providing
the means to kill huge amounts of civillians in foreign countries
for the good of america!

well until then, heres a magic cube to keep you busy..

now get into the car you filthy criminal!

**Cypher** · Jan 14th, 2004, 20:12:28

Originally posted by MoreDread
*me handcuffs wrangeline*

Hmmm...I like the sound of that

And thank you for the funniest thing to EVER grace these boards Wrangeline!

**Enforcer59** · Feb 13th, 2004, 03:36:06

DONT LEAVE THE REET RETREAT!!!!11!!!1 GO BACK UP THERE SO WRANGLE CAN ADD MOOOOOOORE

**______________DLS242** · Feb 13th, 2004, 04:31:11

Originally posted by ueffer
DONT LEAVE THE REET RETREAT!!!!11!!!1 GO BACK UP THERE SO WRANGLE CAN ADD MOOOOOOORE

huh?

Best post ever! ..Root it

LOL =D

**Xhairs** · Feb 13th, 2004, 09:12:31

Yeah. We want more!

**Virre** · Feb 13th, 2004, 13:02:08

Thank you Wrangeline, for making me laugh so hard and forget that it is actually Friday the 13th today

This made my day (and maybe weekend) a whole lot better!!

Keep it comming (You can't stop it now.. the audience wants more

)

//Virre

**Serpentinreturns** · Feb 13th, 2004, 17:12:31

Aren`t you gonna continue it soon? Please? Pretty please?

**_____________Beldaro** · Feb 13th, 2004, 19:58:45

Originally posted by Wrangeline

Dev: "Startreck!!"

Marius: "Shh!"

Dev: "Yeah, like that!"

Marius: "No, shut up!"

I dont get it... whats startreck?

fethers?

great post though

**Bobv** · Feb 14th, 2004, 05:57:13

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY

BTW; to all ARKs GMs Devs and stuff:
They show everyone the hamsters, its only an illusion created by mirrors - theres only about 100 hamsters, but what they dont tell you is that YOU are one of those 100 hamsters powering their server, they say they only show it to you but they show it to everyone!

**crevex** · Feb 14th, 2004, 12:37:51

Muihihihihihihihihihi..hihihi.ihhiihih...hihihihih .hh....hhh.hhh...

*giggles some more*

Phew.. had really hard time to login, I was wrigling from laughter so hard that I typed my password wrong like.. 5 times

Awesome post anyway, keep up the great work Wrangeline

**Wrangeline** · Feb 14th, 2004, 21:41:34

*Funcom headquarters lie empty as the sun climbs over the horizon. Outside, trees slowly wave in the morning breeze as if they where greeting the warming sunlight. Colors of nature, feeling of atmosphere and sound of leafs brushing against eachother is enough to bring even the most troubled mind to peace.*

BANG!

Timelapse: "Patchday!!"

*The Funcom doors open like a flood-gate, releasing a constant stream of programmers into the building.*

Marius: "We are late! Chop chop!"

*Lights are turned on. Coffee-makers are turned on. Computers are turned on, revealing a sexy desktop-picture. Dev gets turned on.*

Marius: "Allright lads, this is it! Make me proud!"

*Cz jumps into his chair like a cowboy and starts typing the servers-are-down-message.*

"Servers are taken down for a client patch. Downtime started at 11:00 GMT and is expected to last for 5 hours."

*Tier-armour-dev is in his office, ready to freak out at any moment*

Dev: "Aaarg! Im dead, Im dead, Im dead!*

*Dev turns on his computer hoping to find something useful there to include in the patch.*

Dev: "Come oooon! Yes, yes, yes windows XP blah blah."

Computer: "Teenage-mutant-ninja-tuuurtles, teenage-mutant-ninja-tuuurtles!"

Dev: "Shut up!!"

*Computer slowly loads the desktop icons and a Turtles wallpaper*

Dev: "Who am I kidding, there is nothing here I can use!"

*Dev is about to start with some kind of mixture betwean crying and hyperventilating. His stress-syndrome comes foreward to save the day once again.*

Stress-syndrome: "Relax. I can make aaaall ure troubles go away."

*Dev sucks on his thumb*

Stress-syndrome: "There is an ultimate solution to this problem and it involves ure computer."

*Dev looks at his computer while sucking on his thumb*

Stress-syndrome: "What if something.. happened.. to ure computer. Just by.. accident."

Dev: "..Then it wouldnt be my fault.. and noone would know that Im not finished..!"

Stress-syndrome: "Destroy"

Dev: "Yes."

*Dev tries to think of something to do with his computer*

Stress-syndrome: "Destroy!"

Dev: "Yes!"

*Dev gets a bit on edge, unplugs it and picks it up*

Stress-syndrome: "DESTROY!!"

Dev: "Waaaah!!!"

*Dev tosses the entire box through the window and it "lands" on the parkinglot*

Dev: "Holy crap!"

*Marius storms through the door*

Marius: "WTF happened!?"

Dev: "I.. um.."

*Dev looks at the broken window*

Dev: "That wasnt supposed to happen.."

Marius: "I bloody well hope not. What where u doing?!"

Dev: "Well.. I was trying... to ...... copy my work on a CD since Im not connected to the local network but the cd-rom didnt work.. so I desided to try and bring the entire computer to Timelapse so he could hook it up and copy the files but.. I slipped while having it on my shoulder and it fell through the window.."

*Marius is trying to hold back a minor urge to strangle the dev until he stops moving*

Marius: "..I know why Gaute left now.."

*Someone is yelling in the hallways and Marius runs out*

Programmer 13: "Help me!! Heelp meeee!!!"

*A programmer got his tie stuck in a HP-printer and its slowly pulling his head down*

Programmer 13: "Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!"

Programmer 9: "Im trying!! None of the commands are working!"

Programmer 5: /s "Any HP 520-E Deskjet-experts here!?"

Programmer 13: "*caugh* hurryy.. *pant*"

Printer: "SUM SUM SUM! sum sum suuuuuum...."

*Marius is standing by the wall holding the printer power-cord in his hand.*

Marius: "..I swear, if u guys dont get a grip Ill make u run around this building 3 times."

**ADRJunkie** · Feb 15th, 2004, 00:03:51

*Lights are turned on. Coffee-makers are turned on. Computers are turned on, revealing a sexy desktop-picture. Dev gets turned on.*

Classic!

**gergiskoo** · Feb 15th, 2004, 00:17:53

ROFLMAO OMG!! The truth is out, but make sure it doesnt scare any new players away...

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