Camera pans over garden of Ocra, swooping majestically over the trees then comes to a small pool of water where a lonely figure sits on a strangely glowing blue rock in the middle of a pool, in the middle of a tree.
A second figure large, almost trollish approaches the first and coughs to get the others attention.
"Telegram for ya, doc" says the large trollish rock-like one.
"Hmm" the doc says, then reading the telegram aloud, "Congratulations, we have granted your request to fix the timing on your AOE Perk Heal."
The doc smiles and then reads allowed louder knowing good things are coming. "The timing will no long disagree with the description."
The doc stops and does a double fist pump "woo hoo". Continuing on with a huge grin on his face he reads the last line. "So after our experiment on the test server we decided to change them both back to" The last words come in a strangled scream of disbelief as the docs smile disintegrate into a anguished scowl, "10 minuets.. WTF".
The doc sits down heavily on the strangely glowing blue rock in the middle of the pool. splashing the two alters on either side of him.
The trollish creature grins evilly. "Oh and package for ya too" he says handing the dumbstruck doc a small box.
"Ahh" the doctor sighs, "at least its not all bad news." He says opening the box to reveal a expensive looking pistol with a note attached.
"Dear sir. OT corporation is proud to assist you in the problems you have with this "Pain of Patricia" and its noted failure to do much of anything against the hecklers that threaten the boarders of our new land." The doc reads smiling again. "We discovered the problem was with the burst cycle mechanism overheating and causing a large and rapid stream of fire to emanate from the weapon, We adjusted the timing on it to prevent any possible damage to those using it, or those its being used on." The look on the doc's face has become blank, as shock and numbness set in. "We hope you consider us for all your future weapon tuning needs."
"Also this arrived on personal transport." The troll pulls out a grubby piece of folded paper covered in large crayoned lettering.
"Oh great, its from Mongo" the doc says, then reading the grubby letter aloud, " Me leaving. Me find spiritual life better. Me spiritual adviser give me heals AND nano. Bye. Your friend Mongo."
The doc shrugs. "Figured" he says resignedly, crumpling and tossing the letter into the pool behind him.
"Oh, I almost forgot, one more thing." Says the now despised troll, "I was supposed to give you this too." he finishes as he kicks the doc in the teeth.
"No real reason, they just thought it would help."
The baffled and bloodied doc gives a -3 tooth grin to the troll, "Yah " he says slowly "it did. That hurt somewhat less than the rest of it."
The camera pulls back, giving a slight bobble as if in mirth and then fades out.
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PS:
Character: Vetgirl (177 Doctor)
Current Location: Ocra Garden Reclaim
Status: Retired
PPS:
I'm keeping the perscription pad. Is that wrong?
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to many people are retiring... im running out of pplz to say bye too 