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    Talking Engie Got Bot

    I am a big fan of engie bots, so I wanted to share a song I wrote about engie girls and their bots. This is currently being written into a script and will made available for download on my site in a few days after it's finished.


    "Engie Got Bot "
    a song parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back"

    (intro)
    Oh my god, Becky, look at her bot
    It is so big
    She looks like one of those engie girls, you know?
    Who understands those engie girls
    Teams only mission with her because her bot is totally OE, okay?
    I mean her bot, it's just so big
    I can't believe it's so red
    It's just over powered
    I mean, it's uber
    Look, she's just so...high tech


    I like big bots and I cannot lie.
    You engie girls can't deny.
    That when a girl walks in with a bot named "Grace"
    With a large chassis in your face
    You're good to go
    Wanna pet pull mobs
    Cuz you notice that bot was buffed
    Even pet pathing restraints
    Are fixed cuz of player complaints
    Oh, engie I wanna team with ya
    And take your screenshot
    My guildies tried to warn me
    But with that bot you got
    Makes xping so easy
    Ooh, follow her slayer droid
    You say you wanna get in my Yalm
    Well /assist me, /assist me cuz you bot ain't an average Guardian
    I've seen them tankin'
    The hell with gankin'
    Its strong, `da bomb, got it goin' like a turbo yalm
    I'm tired of forum posters
    Saying pet classes are too gimped
    Take the average engie and tell her that
    She'll attack you with her bot, so
    /tell us (yeah), /tell us (yeah)
    Has your engie got the bot? (hell yeah)
    Well tank it, tank it, tank it, tank it, tank that uber bot
    Engie got bot

    (Uber HP with OE chassis)
    Engie got bot
    (Uber HP with OE chassis)
    (Uber HP with OE chassis)

    I like 'em red and damage dishin'
    And when I'm chargin' a mission
    I just can't kill mobs myself
    I need a bot killin'
    While I sit, chillin'
    I wanna get you camping
    And w00t, double w00t w00t
    I ain't talkin' `bout MP pets
    Cuz notum pets can't tank vets
    I want `em real thick and steel
    So make that steel double
    Zanthyna's in trouble
    Beggin' for Trash King rubble
    So I'm lookin' at crat pets
    Faceless pets tanking like agents
    You can keep them pets
    I like my bots with uber stats
    A word to the robotic pets
    I wanna trim ya
    I won't /pet terminate ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna powerlevel
    Till my buffs run out
    Bots can do no wrong
    A lot of ninjas won't like this song
    Cuz them l337's only play fixers and blitzers
    But I'd rather use engie bots
    'Cuz they last long, are strong
    And they lay the smack-down on
    So MPs (yeah), MPs (yeah)
    If you wanna team with me and my Slayer (yeah)
    Then buff me up, moochie me
    Even enforcers got to shout
    Engie got bot

    Engie got bot

    Yeah engies
    When it comes to bots
    The forums ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
    Quality Level 136 bot?
    Only if I'm level 63

    So your guildmate rolls a meta physisist
    Using pets no team has ever missed
    But MPs ain't got steel on the back of their meatballs
    My teammates don't want pets unless they've got rivets
    You can cast heal pets or moochies, but please don't dis my bot
    Some players wants to be a-holes
    And tell you that your bot can't pull
    So you /pet behind it and /pet wait it
    Until an add comes and your bot tanks it
    So the forums say engies ain't cool
    Well I ain't down with that bull
    Cuz your pet is red and it's ass kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' 'bout twinkin'
    To the beaconwarped tanks with rez sickness
    You can't tank these mobs
    Give me a machine not a living being
    Red mobs and adds don't send it reeling
    Some n00b tried to killsteal
    But gave up cuz he had to heal
    He had aggro but he couldn't hold it
    So my bot attacked the mob and schooled it
    So engies if your bot is uber
    But your guildies say it's FUBAR
    /tell 1-900-Zanthyna and /org kick them newbie clods
    Engie got bot
    Engie got bot

    Little engie girl but she's got a big bot
    Little engie girl but she's got a big bot
    Little engie girl but she's got a big bot
    Little engie girl but she's got a big bot
    Last edited by Zanthyna; Aug 8th, 2003 at 21:01:38.
    Guide to Teaming With Docs! is the funniest post ever. | "Engie Got Bot" song spoof
    AO chat log of Titanic sinking is the second funniest post ever

    No matter how many levels I gain, the Lag Monster is always red to me.

    Currently playing The Secret World.

  2. #2
    i will definitly have to download that when you put it up..lol

  3. #3

    Very Nice

    I'm glad to see OE engies have fans
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  4. #4
    too cool
    Fenster version: "Trox get taunt perks." "But I'm a nano-tec..." "TROX GET TAUNT PERKS."

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  5. #5
    Hahah, teh ubar! :P
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    General of Whisper's Edge
    Atlantean

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    HOLY MOCHAM this is BY FAR the funniest thing I have EVER read on these forums!!! This will go down in history as the best AO song to date and....and.....I don't think I ever found myself being attracted to a bot before, but you know.....the nuts and bolts.....and there feet are kinda cute...
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    Thank you all for your kind words. (I'm still working on the script for this, but I will put it up for download for you engiephiles when it's finished).

    Originally posted by THEDEACON!
    HOLY MOCHAM this is BY FAR the funniest thing I have EVER read on these forums!!! This will go down in history as the best AO song to date and....and.....I don't think I ever found myself being attracted to a bot before, but you know.....the nuts and bolts.....and there feet are kinda cute...
    Thank you Deac for your glowing praise. That really means a lot, especially coming from you.
    Guide to Teaming With Docs! is the funniest post ever. | "Engie Got Bot" song spoof
    AO chat log of Titanic sinking is the second funniest post ever

    No matter how many levels I gain, the Lag Monster is always red to me.

    Currently playing The Secret World.

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    w00t w00t w00t,
    it was so easy to find a team at borgs wen i had a nice big slayer, who wudnt want that in their team over some d00d in carbonum helm and exarch robe
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  10. #10
    O.o
    Maimgara - Supreme Creator, The Renaissance - RK2
    [Thedeacon]: As for the "high level n00b" part....Hey, I don't care if they level up....puts them in pvp range quicker.

  11. #11
    o.O?
    Reset Bobv Tradeskill - 182 eng doodSetup>
    Kungfumaster Aoeabuse Wong - 120 NT dood | Neurd - 143 MP dood | Bobtor - 85 Doctor dude | Fixdisbiatch - lvl 60 fixer | Coffeedotcom - lvl 60 crat | Aludra - lowbie adv, winnder of Gridstream's WTF award
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    if you can read this you dont need glasses
    my story

  12. #12
    Originally posted by THEDEACON!
    I don't think I ever found myself being attracted to a bot before, but you know.....the nuts and bolts.....and there feet are kinda cute...
    You know you can get one of those. A friend of mine, Tom with the wooden leg, was camping in his cabin. As he slept over, his cig set fire to the blankets and burnt up his leg.

    Now, this posed a problem. How to get back to people on 1 1/2 legs? His eyes fell on the oven in the corner; an old-fashioned cast iron oven; you know the ones with lion feet. He attached one of those with two heavy screws to the stump, and managed to get back to the closest town.

    His new foot has some problems come with it though. It's as heavy and uncontrollable as a drunken bull, people are scared witless by his footprints, and he has to get regular anti-rust treatments. Other than that he's fine.
    Smen
    220 Clan Engineer

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    ^.^

    I just knew that it was a reference to this song just by the thread title
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by Smen


    You know you can get one of those. A friend of mine, Tom with the wooden leg, was camping in his cabin. As he slept over, his cig set fire to the blankets and burnt up his leg.

    Now, this posed a problem. How to get back to people on 1 1/2 legs? His eyes fell on the oven in the corner; an old-fashioned cast iron oven; you know the ones with lion feet. He attached one of those with two heavy screws to the stump, and managed to get back to the closest town.

    His new foot has some problems come with it though. It's as heavy and uncontrollable as a drunken bull, people are scared witless by his footprints, and he has to get regular anti-rust treatments. Other than that he's fine.
    Don't you hate it when that happens? I can't tell you how many times a cast iron oven has helped out in a pinch (it's even more useful then using an eggbeater to replace a severed arm).
    Guide to Teaming With Docs! is the funniest post ever. | "Engie Got Bot" song spoof
    AO chat log of Titanic sinking is the second funniest post ever

    No matter how many levels I gain, the Lag Monster is always red to me.

    Currently playing The Secret World.

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    Sure sure

    Personally, I prefer toasters.
    Maimgara - Supreme Creator, The Renaissance - RK2
    [Thedeacon]: As for the "high level n00b" part....Hey, I don't care if they level up....puts them in pvp range quicker.

  16. #16
    Originally posted by Maimgara
    Sure sure

    Personally, I prefer toasters.
    Not only does it make cooking breakfast a cinch, you have the added bonus of firing warm, toated projectiles at all who dare mock you for your appliance appendage.
    Guide to Teaming With Docs! is the funniest post ever. | "Engie Got Bot" song spoof
    AO chat log of Titanic sinking is the second funniest post ever

    No matter how many levels I gain, the Lag Monster is always red to me.

    Currently playing The Secret World.

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    Thumbs up

    Great and Imagintive!
    Fabulous!
    I want the song on mp3 soon!!
    Thank yoU!
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    awesome stuff... funniest thing i've read...


    ever...


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    Epicine. Can you imagine if Epicine recorded this song? That would be priceless!
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    BRAVO fantastic work, oh it made my morning here

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