Fixer's sticky is a shame !!

[Downsizr]

I was outraged to see that Fixers have so much sticky threads now, this cannot be.
So please help me out here ...

Another Day In Paradise

She calls out to the Enforcer on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
I'm a NT and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"

He hunts on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he wields his beam
Seems embarrassed to be there

Oh think twice, it's another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise

She calls out to the Atrox on the street
He can see she's been crying
She's got too much resist on this grey Leet
Can't nuke but she's trying

Oh think twice...

Oh Gaute, is there nothing more Funcom can do
Oh Gaute, there must be something you can fix

You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been to Mort
Probably been moved on from every place
'Cos she made her nano abort

Oh think twice...

[_________Dominion777]

LOL, Gummi, that was pure excellence!

edit...

Ok ok, I love this kind of stuff, so here goes

For all you neglected gimps out there.

From Like a Prayer (Madonna and Patrick Leonard)

Stop and Stare

My roles a mystery, seems I always must hunt alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home

When you call my name I have to stop and stare
I can't believe my ears, you want to take me where?
I'm the gimp of the hour you know I'm under powered
But you don't seem to care you want to take me there!

I read your /tell, it's like an angel typing
I feel so swell, I read your /tell
Now were meeting
I hit /follow, wonder where we are going
Lush Fields below, I hit /follow
Help ungimp me

When you call my name I have to stop and stare
I can't believe my ears, you want to take me where?
I'm the gimp of the hour you know I'm under powered
But you don't seem to care you want to take me there!

Near the pipe, were grouped sharing E. X. P.
I feel in control just for awhile
Now I'm leveling
It's like a dream, grouping with other people
You're here with me, its like a dream
Soon be uber!

I have to stop and stare, you want to take me where?
Like phys init to me
You are a mystery
Just like the beam, you are not what you seem
I have to stop and stare
One /yell
Your /tell can take me there

I have to stop and stare
You want to take me where?
It's like a dream to me

[_________Dominion777]

More songs! More songs!

[_______________Karet]

Screw Disneyland. THIS is the happiest place on earth.
I'm not even an enforcer. I just come here to bask. Thank you all.

[Supersoly]

It doesn't work 100%, but i'd say 95%, which is good for me, cause I suck @ rappin'. BUT SOMEONE HAD TO DO THIS.


Enforcer's Paradise
(From: Gangster's Paradise by Coolio)

As I run from the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realise there's not-much-left
'cos I been bashin' and smashin' for oh so long that
even my docta thinks we should be goin'

But I ain't never crossed a NT that din't deserve it
he'd be whinin' alot
you know that's unheard of
you'd better watch out, your whinin'
and where you be fightin'
or you might be goin' back to the reclaim booths

I really hate to run
So I gotta fly
As I fly I see myself above the battle ground
I'm the kinda guy who'll beat Snarf down
I'm not the kinda guy who ganks,
I'm the kinda guy who belives in fair fights, thats right

Been spending most our time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most our time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most my time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most my time livin' in an enforcers paradise

Lookin' at the situation, that they got me facein'
I must be afraid, I'm scared of the nerf stick
I can't be bothered to complain,
to much AO playin' got me failin' skool

I'm a decked out d00d, with credits on my mind
Got my beam in my hand and a gleem in my eye
I'm a low down 'trox, who's plenty stupid
but my package is huge, so don't arouse my anger-fool

Death ain't nothin' but 1 crit away
Group hunting is the only way, what can I say
I'm lvl 86 now, will i live to 87
the things with FC is, I don't know

Tell me why FunCom is, so blind too see
that the ones they hurt, are you and me

Been spending most our time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most our time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most my time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most my time livin' in an enforcers paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Duping and exploting, hour after hour
Everybody's playin', but half of them be cheatin'
What's going on in Norway, dey all must be ski-in'

They say I can't use ebay, but no-one's there to catch me
If they aren't gonna check, how can they stop me
I guess they can't. I guess they won't, but why can't they
Thats why I question that $12.95 a month.

Been spending most our time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most our time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most my time livin' in an enforcers paradise
Been spending most my time livin' in an enforcers paradise

Tell me why FunCom is, so blind too see
that the ones they hurt, are you and me

[_______________Snarf]

LOL

[Thyrra]

pretty good

[fallentci]

*cleaning coffee off monitor*

good stuff, good!

[Supersoly]

heh I had 2 mention u Snarf...u are the focus of the hatered of many an omni....good job. I'm no where near u.... 2 bad...or I'd try 2 kill u...try..........

[Teknolord]

I guess you enforcers aint got what it takes to weld together a few songs.. No offence.. or.. Ok, it IS an offence *LOL*
Our fixer songs is now counting 5 pages/92 replies
http://forums.anarchy-online.com/sho...0&pagenumber=1

[Whiterrabbit]

three songs? thats terrible, see the fixer forum for a little inspiration guys

[Arinia]

Lack of material is our problem...... nothing to complain of (wait, I think I shouldn't have spoken up).

[______________Thoram]

Originally posted by Gummizluv
I was outraged to see that Fixers have so much sticky threads now, this cannot be.
So please help me out here ...

Another Day In Paradise

She calls out to the Enforcer on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
I'm a NT and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"

He hunts on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he wields his beam
Seems embarrassed to be there

Oh think twice, it's another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise

She calls out to the Atrox on the street
He can see she's been crying
She's got too much resist on this grey Leet
Can't nuke but she's trying

Oh think twice...

Oh Gaute, is there nothing more Funcom can do
Oh Gaute, there must be something you can fix

You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been to Mort
Probably been moved on from every place
'Cos she made her nano abort

Oh think twice...

/me gives Gummizluv a standing ovation.

Amazing. Love it. WOW!!

[Downsizr]

Do I have to always do all the work alone ?


RAGE
(from War by Frankies Goes to Hollywood)

Oh no-there's got to be a better way
Say it again
There's got to be a better way-yeah
What is it good for?

Patch has caused unrest
Among the all enforcers
Induction then destruction
Who wants to root?

Rage-huh What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
Rage-huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Yeah
Rage-I despise 'Cos it means rooting
Of innocent lives
Rage means tears
To thousands of enforcers how
When their sons go off to fight
And lose their lives

I said Rage-huh
It's an enemy of all mankind
No point of Rage
'Cos you're an Atrox

*(Repeat)

Give it to me one time-now
Give it to me one time-now
Rage has shattered
Many young Atrox's dreams
We've got no place for it today
They say we must Rage to keep our freedom
But Gaute, there's just got to be a better way

It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
Rage Friend only to the undertaker
Rage

Rage Rage-Good Gaute, now
Now Give it to me one time now
Now now What is it good for?