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Thread: Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

  1. #141
    Fool On The Hill--(Beatles)

    Day after day, alone in a bar in Tir,
    The arthritic old fixer stares into his beer,
    But nobody wants to hire him,
    Cause he’s known as fumble fingers on the street,
    And bad weather makes his gout ache.

    But the Fixer in the bar,
    Dreams of days that have past,
    When he could crack open chests,
    When he still was so fast.

    Sold his personal lockpick, to raise the creds,
    To pay for surgery to replace his degenerative hip,
    But he can’t get public assistance,
    Cause Omni-Tek doesn’t like thieves,
    And he’s too old to go straight.

    But the Fixer in the bar,
    Dreams of days that have past,
    When he could crack open chests,
    When he still was so fast.

    One last big score before getting out,
    He’ll crawl through the job if he must,
    Whatever it takes to reach the end.

    But the Fixer in the bar,
    Dreams of days that have past,
    When he could crack open chests,
    When he still was so fast.

  2. #142
    In honour of the sense/agility cloaks that have swept across the fixer community I thought this song may fit nicely:

    From "The Sesame Street Book & Record". 'Green' is (c)1970 Jonico Music, Inc.

    "It's not that easy being green;
    Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
    When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold...
    or something much more colorful like that.

    It's not easy being green.
    It seems you blend in with so many other ord'nary things.
    And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
    not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
    or stars in the sky.

    But green's the color of Spring.
    And green can be cool and friendly-like.
    And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain,
    or tall like a tree.

    When green is all there is to be
    It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
    Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful!
    And I think it's what I want to be."
    Last edited by Intra; Apr 12th, 2002 at 10:43:19.

  3. #143

    omg

    this is without a doubt the most original and cool thread ive ever seen!
    i love it
    i feel it
    btw im an adven so i understand a little of what yer goin thru and thought id give u a bump

    we dont do anything this cool on our forum

  4. #144

    Ramble on w/Led zeppelin

    I think they played fixers...

    Leaves are falling all around,
    It's time on was on my way.
    Thanks to you, I'm much obliged
    For such a pleasant stay.

    And now it's time for me to go,
    The autumn moon lights my way.
    But now I smell the rain,
    And with it pain,
    And it's headed my way.
    Ah, somtimes I grow so tired,
    But I know one thing I got to do,

    *Ramble On,
    And now's the time, the time is now
    To sing my song.
    I'm goin' 'round the world,
    I got to find my game, on my way.
    Been this way ten months to the day, Ramble On,
    Find the game of all my dreams.

    Got no time to for spreadin' roots,
    The time has come to be gone.
    And tho' our health we drank a thousand times,
    It's time to Ramble On.

    * Chorus

    Mine's a tale that can't be told,
    My freedom I hold dear;
    How years ago in days of old
    When magic filled the air,
    T'was in the darkest depth of Athen
    I met a fixer so fair,
    But Guncom, the evil one crept up
    And slipped away with him.
    Him, him....yea.
    Ain't nothing I can do, no.
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  5. #145

    roflmao

    i read this whole friggin thread in 1 sitting and all i can say is MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AND TRY TO STICK WITH CLASSICS - ITS FUNNIER THAT WAY
    btw skynard was the best so far, tho BOC was pretty damn funny too, and...hell they're all great now gimme more or ill find u in 2ho

  6. #146

    hrmmmm

    well, its official - posting on the boards is just more fun than playin the game....
    i couldnt wait for another song, so i thought up my own to help u guys out

    sung to the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR

    I see an adven with riders,
    I see a fixer 'cross the way.
    I think id rather take a fighter;
    Soldier, enforcer or MA

    Weeell,
    Dont team with us tonight,
    your bound to lose the fight -
    Give that trader an invite,
    Alright

  7. #147
    These are the Songs that Never End.
    Just keep running on..
    Pilker, OmniTek Fixer and Happy Traveller.


    Root and Run - It's a way of life.

  8. #148

    There already a song out ther for us fixers

    Try looking for "goin' the distance" by CAKE, i think you'll find alot of the lyrics were written for our proffesion.

  9. #149

    Post Thin Lizzie Whiskey in the Jar-o

    As I was rolling over, the Mort and Sentiel mountains,
    I saw Mr. Ross, and his credits he was counting,
    I first produced my blackjack, and then produced my Machine gun, and I said "Stand and deliver, or the devil he may take you"

    I counted all his credits, and it was a pretty penny,
    I took all his credits, yeah, and I brought home to Eleena.
    She swore that she loved me, that never would she leave me,
    for the devil take that woman, for you know she tricked this fixer easy.

    Mush a rain grid away now, mush a rain grid away now,
    Punch that Omni-Pol, punch that Omni-Pol,
    there's no FC love in the patch-o.

    Being drunk and weary, I went to Eleena's chamber,
    taking my Eleena, but I never knew the danger.
    For around six or maybe seven,
    In walked Mr. Ross,
    I jumped up fired both my uzis, I hit him with both barrels.

    Mush a rain grid away now, mush a rain grid away now,
    Punch that Omni-Pol, punch that Omni-Pol,
    there's no FC love in the patch-o.

    Some men like a flyin', some men like a fightin', and some men like to hear, yeah to hear the Notrum cannons.
    Me, I like blitzing, especially back to my Eleena's chamber,
    but look at me now, here I am in prison, here I am with this ball and chain.

    Mush a rain grid away now, mush a rain grid away now,
    Punch that Omni-Pol, punch that Omni-Pol,
    there's no FC love in the patch-o.
    Perfection breeds weakness.

    Obergeist-Burning bright, Above the head ghost

    Mdgprogram-Fearful symmetry <---beat the every lovin' crap out of a level 60 soldier at 49

    Stronger, better, faster, push it

    The Troll Corps want you!tm
    General in the Troll Corps tm

  10. #150

    someone wanted classics



    her name was lola, she was a fixer
    with a mausser in her care, and a run speed up to there
    she would blitz missions, and runbuff newbies
    but while she delt with being a gimp,
    tony was always quite the pimp
    across the crowded square, he wrangled his fair share
    they were young and they had each other
    who could ask for more?

    at the grid booth, in the city of tir
    the hottest spot north of baboons
    at the grid booth, in the city of tir
    whining and buff-begging were always in fashion
    at the grid booth...they fell in love


    i just gotta figure out how to finish the rest of the song.

  11. #151

    Re: There already a song out ther for us fixers

    Originally posted by Syllke
    Try looking for "goin' the distance" by CAKE, i think you'll find alot of the lyrics were written for our proffesion.
    That one is in this post somewhere already, check page 4

  12. #152
    I was going to do "fixers are doing it for themselves"

    but I have lost all will to creativly spam!

  13. #153

    Unhappy dupe post - oops.

    o_O'
    Last edited by Redtail; Nov 27th, 2002 at 16:23:02.
    Ghostimage ..[218.19 Doc]
    Redtail .........[218.14 Fix]
    Finmere .......[150.14 Enf]

  14. #154
    Yesterday


    Yesterday all these nerfings seemed so far away
    Now it looks as though they're here to stay
    Oh I believe in yesterday

    Suddenly, I'm not half the Fixer I used to be
    There's a shadow hanging over me
    Oh yesterday came suddenly

    Why we had to go I don't know
    FC wouldn't say
    They did something wrong now I long for yesterday

    Yesterday I was giving my old armor away
    Now it looks as though it’s here to stay
    Oh I believe in yesterday

    Why GA had to go I don't know
    FC wouldn't say
    They did everything wrong now I long for yesterday

    Yesterday AO was such an easier game to play
    Now I need another class to play
    Oh I believe in yesterday

  15. #155
    Let It Be


    When I find myself in times of trouble
    Many Fixers come to me
    Speaking words of wisdom...let it be
    And in my hour of darkness
    The answer is standing right in front of me
    Speaking words of wisdom...let it be

    Let it be...let it be
    Let it be...yeah, let it be
    Speaking words of wisdom...let it be

    And when the broken hearted Fixers
    Living in Rubi-ka agree
    There should be an answer...let it be
    For though they are departing
    There is still a chance Funcom will see
    We’ve given you the answer!...let it be

    Let it be...let it be
    Let it be...let it be
    Don’t nerf our dreams away from us...let it be
    Let it be...let it be
    Let it be...let it be
    Whisper words of wisdom...let it be

    Let it be...let it be
    Let it be...let it be
    Whisper words of wisdom...let it be

    And when patch notes are cloudy
    There is still a light that shines on me
    Shine on 'till tomorrow...let it be
    I wake up to the sound of screaming
    Many Fixers come to me
    Shouting words of wisdom...let it be

    Let it be...let it be
    Let it be...let it be
    There's one simple answer...let it be

    Let it be...let it be
    Let it be...let it be
    There will be an answer...let it be

    Let it be...let it be
    Let it be...let it be
    Whisper words of wisdom...let it be

  16. #156

    my contribution to Fixer love songs

    to the tune of the Offspring's "come out and play"

    Like the latest fashion
    likely a trendy disease
    Fixer's stopping on the way to the mission
    getting pasted with the greatest of ease

    That 14.2 patch takes your grid armor down
    One trader debuff and it's all over pal
    With dark blue nanos and a sucky Mauser
    we're gonna get bashed up
    get bashed up
    get bashed up
    get bashed up

    Hey!

    Funcom you disrecpecting me!
    (take em out!)
    Why you gotta keep me so frustrated?

    Hey!

    Funcom you treat me like a leet!
    (take em out!)
    Why you gotta keep me so frustrated?

    Hey hey don't pay no mind
    you're under five million IP
    you're not getting new nanos this tiiime

    Hey hey!
    No Fixer love today!

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------


    This is totally tongue-in-cheek FC..hehe I give much Funcom love jst throw some back in the way of light blue nanos..pweeeeease?

  17. #157
    just a quicky:

    run rabbit run rabbit
    run run run,
    here comes the trader with his gun gun gun...

    ive been singing that to myself everytime i pvp...
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  18. #158
    lol@WR
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  19. #159
    Originally posted by Crin
    We can flee from the danger
    Watch friends fall to the floor
    And we can block out their screams from reaching our dreams
    Cause we’ve, done it all before

    We can run where we want to
    We can leave our fears behind
    Cause we're pushing mach three and begin to pee
    Stained pants, never crossed our minds

    And we can run, Rrr-Uuuu-Nnnn

    oh dear good thats the funniest thing ive ever seen, im gonna cry
    Patch 14.2 hit you for 10,000 points of nerf damage. Critical Hit!

  20. #160

    dev went down

    sung to devil went down to georgia

    The dev's went down to aofixer.com
    They were looking for a idea to steal
    they were in a bind cause they were way behind
    And he was willing to make a deal
    When he came across this young fixer
    running from a green and running it hot
    And the dev jumped up on a mission term
    And said, "Boy" let me tell you what
    I guess you didn't know it
    But I'm a runner too
    And if you'd care to take a dare
    I'll make a bet with you
    Now you ran a pretty good race,boy
    But give the dev his due
    I bet a grid armor of gold against your soul
    Cause I think I'm better than you
    The boy said "My name's "The man"
    And it might be a sin
    But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
    Cause I'm the fastest that's ever been"

    Johnny buff up your mausser
    And run your NCU hard
    Cause hell's broke loose in The Longest Road
    And the dev deals the cards
    And if you win
    You get this Grid armor made of gold
    But if you lose, the dev gets your soul
    The dev opened up his interface
    And he said "I'll start this show"
    And fire flew from his finger tips
    As he raised up his mausser
    And he pulled the hack across the gun
    And it made a evil hiss
    Then a band of ARk's joined in
    And it sounded something like this
    <Nerfing noises>
    When the dev finished "The Man" said
    Well you're, pretty good old son
    But sit down in that chair right there
    And let me show you how it's done

    *Fire on bot mountain, run fixer run
    The dev's in the house of the submachine gun
    Yalm's in the break pan picking at dough
    Advnturer does your dog bite no child no

    The dev bowed his head
    Because he knew that he'd been beat
    And he laid that golden grid armor
    On the ground at THe Man's feet
    The Man said "Dev just come on back
    If you ever want to race again
    Cause I told you once, you son of b*tch
    I'm the fastest that's ever been" he played

    (Repeat *)

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