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  1. #121

    Red face

    Well this is the best thread i ever read !!!!!!

    I feel like making a song myself, hey gotta convert a manowar song, wait a sec i suddenly got something to do!!!!)(at work)

    manowar coming up soon

    Lot's of good songs around, can't sau who's the best one.

    someone should gather all theese into a fixer songbook

  2. #122

    Pretty fly w/offspring

    Pretty gimped (for a fixer)


    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

    And all the teammates say I'm pretty gimped for a fixer

    Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

    You know its kinda hard just to get a team today
    The subject isn't cool, but I fake it anyway
    I may not have a clue, but I make it up in style
    And everything I lack, I refuse it in denial

    So don't debate, a player straight
    You know we really doesn't get it anyway
    Gonna play the field, and keep it real
    For you no way, for you no way
    So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
    At least you'll know you can always go to Avalon
    The world needs newbies
    Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!

    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

    And all the teammates say I'm pretty gimped for a fixer

    I needs some cool weapons, not just any will make it good
    But I dont't have masteries so I buy em like I buy food
    Now running with my runbuffs, I see mobs as I pass
    But if I look twice, they're gonna kick my fixer ass!

    So don't debate, a player straight
    You know we really doesn't get it anyway
    Gonna play the field, and keep it real
    For you no way, for you no way
    So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
    At least you'll know you can always go to Avalon
    The world loves newbies
    Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!

    Now i'm getting a tattoo yeah, i'm getting ink done
    I asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
    Friends say I'm trying too hard and I'm not quite hip
    But in my own mind i'm the, i'm the dopest trip

    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

    Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

    So don't debate, a player straight
    You know he really doesn't get it anyway
    Gonna play the field, and keep it real
    For you no way, for you no way
    So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
    At least you'll know you can always go to Avalon
    The world needs newbies
    The world loves newbies
    Let's get some more newbies
    Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  3. #123
    /me appalaudes

    Tekno that last one was pure gold!

    Kirneh

  4. #124
    Would it make me look bad if I sad that I played the MIDI, sang Pretty gimped (for a fixer) and laughed my a$$ off.






    Oh. I was afraid of that.

  5. #125
    Originally posted by Crin
    [B]Would it make me look bad if I sad that I played the MIDI, sang Pretty gimped (for a fixer) and laughed my a$$ off.

    You're perfectluy excused, even i laguhed my @$$ off when i heard that midi and sang the song..
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  6. #126

    my turn

    The All in the Family theme song. Put into a fixer perspective.

    "Boy the way the fixers play,
    clowns that made the hit parade,
    guys like us we suck today,
    these are the days,
    and you know you're cryin now,
    fixers are fixers and gimped real gimped,
    mister we could use a man like J-Daug again,
    didn't need no summon ammo mate,
    because ammo had no weight,
    gee our old burst ran real great,
    those were the days!"


    Listen here

  7. #127
    Nickelbacks. how you remind me

    Its hard to make it as a fixer
    its hard to cut it with them nerfin' blitzin'
    Tired of livin' like loner
    I need a feature that makes me appealing

    This is how you remind me
    This is how you remind me of what I really am

    we want you to say sorry, I am waiting on a different story
    This time your mistaken, engies beacon warp, my heart is breaking
    you've been wrong, I've been down, my skills are too low for every nano
    These five words in my head scream "are fixers getting love yet?"

    It's not like you don't know that
    I said you'd love us and you swear you still will
    And it must have been so bad
    we surpassed all whining and we started singing

    This is how we remind you of what we really are
    This is how we remind you of what we really are

    we want you to say sorry, I am waiting on a different story
    This time your mistaken, engies beacon warp, my heart is breaking
    you've been wrong, I've been down, my skills are too low for every nano
    These five words in my head scream "are fixers getting love yet?"

    ****************************

    was the last song I heard on the radio before I got oyut of my car
    been stuck in my head ever since.. so had to let go and do a fixer version

  8. #128
    only because I want to play a fixer but dont want to be gimped.
    Sung to bon jovi's blaze of glory

    I wake up in the morining and I raise my weary head,
    Got a trenchcoat for a pillow and no one will sell be a bed.
    No one cares where I'm going,
    and only the insurance knows where i've been.
    I am a super Runner
    A Small gun lover ,
    Catch me if you can.

    Going out in a blaze of fury.
    You know its true.
    Going out in a blaze of fury.
    I'm one of funcoms hated sons.
    They call me,
    no-fun.
    Last edited by AkodoReign; Mar 22nd, 2002 at 08:10:33.

  9. #129

    straight edge

    im a player, just like you
    but i got better things to do
    than sit around and **** my head
    hang out with the living dead (mutants)

    i got the spam edge
    i got the spam edge
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  10. #130
    OHoohhh Rubika - I'm a fixer baby so why don't you Gimp me.
    try try try
    OHoohhh Rubika - I'm a fixer baby so why don't you Gimp me

  11. #131
    Original song by E on Souljacker by Eels, track "Dog-faced Boy."
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "Fixer Boy" parody by Bronto_Cowboy

    Goin’ home from the mission today.
    Cryin’ all along the way.
    Ain’t no way for a Fixer to be
    Beggin’ FC to ungimp me please.

    All you twinks think you own this town?
    Well someday Fixers will spam you into the ground
    Life ain’t pretty for a Fixer, boy!
    Life ain’t pretty for a Fixer boy.

    Intra tries to pimp me
    But FC won’t ungimp me,
    Fixer boy.

    You take back what you said now.
    The new SMG’s aren’t in the game.
    At least we got the gamma-E’s…
    ‘Cause everything else is a cryin’ shame now,

    Raising my B&E
    Just to get an ICC,
    Fixer boy….

    Life ain’t pretty for a Fixer, boy!
    Life ain’t pretty for a Fixer, boy!

    Goin’ back to the mission tomorrow
    Fill my teammates with sorrow
    They really wish I hadn’t come along.
    That’s why ya got me singing this song!!

    We’re trying not to get bent
    But where’s the new content?
    Fixer boy…

    Camping for a Gamma-E
    Is the only way to set me free
    Fixer boy….
    ------------------------------------------

  12. #132

    My attempt...

    Oh, Fixer's grace
    How sweet we run
    With much style and panache!
    But when with agents we do race
    we find our place is last!

    Through many dangers,
    grids and snare
    we have already we run!
    How precious did those grids appear
    when gi'en away by FunCom.


    (Sorry, my meter's off.)
    Yureiko

    Level 74 Fixer

    "You've been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience," - Cobra Bubbles


    "There are computer games that handle the Fixer type character really well. AO is not one of them.

    Check out Uplink, System Shock II and Project Eden for a truly engaging Fixer Fix."

  13. #133
    ... and now on Radio West Athens, something completely different to cheer you up... Here's a piece from the album "Nothing Like the Gun" I have time for just a part of the classic here before patch break...

    Fixer in Rubi-Ka

    I don't shoot mobs I just evac my dear
    I like my coat though it is green
    And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
    I'm a fixer in Ru bi ka

    See me walking towards South Gate
    A Mausser gun here at my side
    I take it everywhere I walk
    I'm a fixer in Ru bi ka

    I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
    I'm a fixer in Ru bi ka
    I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
    I'm a fixer in Ru bi ka

    If, 'Manners maketh man' as someone said
    Then he's the hero of the day
    It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
    Be yourself no matter what they say

    I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
    I'm a fixer in Ru bi ka
    I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
    I'm a fixer in Ru bi ka

    Takes more than combat gear to make a man
    Takes more than a license for a gun
    Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
    A fixerman won't walk but always run

    I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
    I'm a fixer in Ru bi ka
    I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
    I'm a fixer in Ru bi ka

    *

    Original: Sting, Nothing Like the Sun (1987), Englishman In New York
    /born Porter was born on Thu Jun 28 09:19:52 2001.
    I'm a Porter, Porters don't PVP.
    First Light

  14. #134
    We Still Love You, Fixers
    (Firewater - I Still Love You, Judas)

    After the patch hits, servers are up.
    Time to go see what's new.
    You promised us changes, value to groups
    Something unique to do.

    Nothing is different, nothing has changed
    My Mausser still won't fly.
    Grid Armor is missing, my Summons suck,
    My choice is run or die.


    Funcom, they still love us fixers.
    Love like a hammer, not a beam
    Remember when we could solo 50%,
    And not die?

    Funcom, they still love us fixers.
    Just not enough for a real good fix
    I guess we'll never belong in a group,
    In a group.


    Polish your shotgun, shoot at a mob
    Flash your heels and run.
    When you draw that aggro, you die inch by inch,
    And that's just no fun.

    Ask them no favors, they'll never say no.
    Funcom, what can we do?
    Grid Armor is missing, my Summons suck,
    Fixers, they are blue.


    Funcom, they still love us fixers.
    Love like a hammer, not a beam
    Remember when we could solo 50%,
    And not die?

    Funcom, they still love us fixers.
    Just not enough for a real good fix
    I guess we'll never belong in a group,
    In a group.

    Oh, no... oh, no... oh, no... oh, no...
    but it's alright now, cuz I really don't care anymore...

    Oh, no... oh, no... oh, no... oh, no...
    but it's alright now, cuz I really don't care anymore...

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    You guys should check out Firewater, if you aren't familiar. Excellent rock. I didn't even have to change half the lines in the song very much, and those last two paragraphs are verbatim!
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  15. #135

    Unhappy Don't Fear the Reclaim Booth

    Don't Fear the Reclaim Booth
    To tune Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult


    All our times are gone
    In Beta we had some fun
    Leets dont fear the fixer
    Nor do the Reets, nor the Docs, nor the MA...We could be like they are
    Come on baby...don't fear the Reclaim Booth
    A patch for you my man...don't fear the Reclaim Booth
    Holy Sh!t he can fly... don't fear the Reclaim Booth
    Like a gimp superman!

    HoT is now done
    Promised but I've got none
    Pop a cap and zone again
    Missions take eternity...Pop a cap and zone again
    200 fixer LFG...Pop a cap and zone again
    Yellow MOB I must flee!!...we could be like they are

    Come on baby...don't fear the Reclaim Booth
    A patch for you my man... don't fear the Reclaim Booth
    Holy Sh!t he can fly... don't fear the Reclaim Booth
    You're my gimp superman!

    FC love is now none
    Here but now is gone
    Came the last night of sadness
    And it was clear I couldn't go on
    The door opened and a green MOB appeared
    I flew and then disappeared
    I zoned then He appeared...saying Don't be afraid
    Come on baby...its just a Reclaim Booth!
    And I ran back in...MOB started to die
    Checked my health and said goodbye...I was at a Reclaim Booth
    I was raped again...I was at a Reclaim Booth
    Come one baby...don't fear the Reclaim Booth



    Fenris

  16. #136

    Talking lmao

    Heh heh, see funcom, you can nerf us even more, we won't care, we'll just become BARDS!!!!!

    /shout These boots are made for RUNNING

    /shout And thats just what they'll do,

    /shout one of these days these boots are gonna run away from you!
    Sydney06, Fixer rk2

    Shop smart, shop SydMart.

  17. #137

    Gah.... it brings a tear to my eye...

    Fixers may be gimped, but with all this lovin' it makes me want a Fixer of my very own...


    Synchronic
    ________________
    28 Agent
    18 Bureaucrat
    ?? Fixer

  18. #138

    With apologies to Linkin Park :One step closer

    I cannot take this anymore...
    They're saying everything they've said before...
    All these rants they make some sense
    FC finds bliss in ignorance
    The less fixers say the less FC hears
    but it doesn't seem to matter anyway...

    Just like before....

    Everything FC says to me,
    Takes me one step closer to the edge,
    and it's about to break
    I need a little patch note to read.
    cause I'm one step closer to the edge,
    and it's about to break

    I find the answers aren't so clear...
    Wish I could find a way to hack it here
    All the fixer thoughts make some sense
    FC finds bliss in ignorance
    Gimpdom never goes away
    Over and over again

    Just like before....

    Everything FC says to me,
    Takes me one step closer to the edge,
    and it's about to break
    I need a little patch note to read.
    cause I'm one step closer to the edge,
    and it's about to break
    Perfection breeds weakness.

    Obergeist-Burning bright, Above the head ghost

    Mdgprogram-Fearful symmetry <---beat the every lovin' crap out of a level 60 soldier at 49

    Stronger, better, faster, push it

    The Troll Corps want you!tm
    General in the Troll Corps tm

  19. #139
    (Stand and deliver: adam and the ants...

    very little needed changing )

    Intras song!:


    I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention
    I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention
    the devil take your yalmaha and your shotgun collection! (oh-oh)
    the way you look you'll qualify for next year's old age pension!

    stand and deliver your money or your life!
    try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

    I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion
    those flowers boots and tacky suits that people think so dashing
    so what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking? (oh oh)
    it's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making

    stand and deliver your money or your life!
    try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

    and even though you fool your soul
    your conscience will be mine
    all mine

    we're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses
    of deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz loses
    we're the dandy highwaymen and here's our invitation (oh oh)
    "throw your safety overboard and join our fixer nation"

    stand and deliver your money or your life!
    try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

    and even though you fool your soul
    your conscience will be mine
    all mine

    qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
    qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley

    Stand and deliver your money or your life!
    Stand and deliver your money or your life!
    (repeat til end)

  20. #140

    Smile Fixer d00d

    Bored, waiting for 14.0 - Thinking of an increase in Grid Armour drops and joining the Blue Smurf club and this came into my head:

    (To the tune: Jungle Brothers - Jungle Brother)

    10th round,
    And still catching that beat down
    So I retreat back to my old camping ground,
    Regroup and lounge,
    Put in a couple of rounds,
    And make plans to create the raw, dungeon sounds
    Without love and support,
    I might come up short,
    But I dare not resort, to the low-life sport
    Young twinks nowadays,
    Even kids my own age,
    Making front page
    By getting OE'd in the game
    Pumping, self-destruction
    And self-reduction
    Souls get sucked into the evil corruption
    The odds are against me
    And the world won't present to me
    Bad thoughts on my mind
    But I won't let it tempt me
    Organized confusion, negative illusion
    I throw up my guard to combat intrusion

    Say what say what say what

    Cuz I'm a Fixer D00d
    True Blue [True Blue]
    Cuz I'm a Fixer D00d
    True Blue [True Blue]

    Now if I worry to much about all my HoT's
    I might not recoginize just what I've got
    I've got control of my soul and I gotta firm hold
    And if I keep on buffing, I'ma reach my goals
    When I'm walking through the streets
    I see all sorts, BIG wasn't lying about them bugs and sorts
    Gotta keep my head up and everything is alright
    Cuz if I want to get this cash, I got to be game tight
    Fixer is at home and when he's screaming "LFG!"
    MOTHER don't know, just might think I'm out pimping in a nice Yalm,
    But it ain't like that
    Trying to keep that rogue status up on my back
    So when the loot comes through,
    I do what I gotta do,
    Cuz indeed I'm Fixer d00d, just to stay true blue.

    Cuz I'm a Fixer D00d
    True Blue [True Blue]
    Cuz I'm a Fixer D00d
    True Blue [True Blue]

    Ya
    For all my peoples out there, in the ENT
    Fixer is the prof, got to keep it unofficial,
    Ripping up the game plan, and send it off like a missile
    Business is intact, now we come back strapped
    So if something go down, we rearrange contracts
    Coming bite and exact
    To take your mental out the shack
    Root your prof on the spot
    And let my burst recyc
    On the forum I talk about our plight
    To reach new heights
    Put up a fight with everything in sight
    That blocks my light
    Label my generation
    X marks the spot
    We make it HoT
    We don't stop
    To bust back, we just keep
    Bursting the [Blam blam]
    Bulletproof brain cells
    The name spells out success
    That will remind you of the place where the Fixers rest

    Stay back and rhyming
    Till the day that I'm dieing
    Death defying
    Shaky eyeing
    And in God I'm relying
    Test up my implants, make a million or more
    Keep the run buffs rocking, rip up the dance floor
    When we come to the chat
    No glissening gimmicks
    Break it off on your right
    See my style has no limits
    Handle BS like a *true blue* Fixer GA
    And always reply with the wink of an eye
    Rhyme writing, counter strikghting
    Skills like this make hits for competition
    Like rooting your mob
    Each burst is so lethal
    That no other can equal
    Spark it up for the jam
    But rock on for the people

    Cuz I'm a Fixer D00d
    True Blue [True Blue]
    Cuz I'm a Fixer D00d
    True Blue [True Blue]

    Every day, all day, it goes down like this

    _____________________
    Redtail - Omni Fixer - RK1
    Last edited by Redtail; Apr 11th, 2002 at 00:45:30.

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