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  1. #101
    "By mistakes you will learn".

    Hmm bad translation but you should get the point. He is physic teacher and he says so to his students .

  2. #102

    learn from your mistakes?

    is that what you mean? i think it is.

    zuh, did you enjoy all the **** people were hurling at you? save the poor guy the stress...

    BTW, everyone check out the jokes at http://www.dwof.d2g.com some great ones, like a section of quotes from George W Bush:

    "The future will be better tomorrow."
    "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
    "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

    ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
    Last edited by Whiterrabbit; Feb 24th, 2002 at 23:43:11.
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  3. #103
    Bah

    That's was just a sentence to relax people currently in a bad mood with our community. No need to make a big deal of it.

    A player can have hard time to admit his mistakes even when he knows he was wrong, pretentious or whatever you want. But this goes in both way. Too many people were refering to things I wrote 2 months before when I had some problem here, and that's why I've deleted them all.

    You know, my first post was rather stupid but I never said it was the truth revealed.


    And don't worry about all the sh¤t(?) people were hurling at me .

    Edit ->
    And it was not "learn from your mistake" but rather "it is good that you made a mistake because you will learn more than if you had done 0 mistakes by following things he do not understand".
    Last edited by Zuh; Feb 25th, 2002 at 01:04:10.

  4. #104

    back to the point of this thread:

    yellin' in my ear : operation ivy.
    (as with everything else, ill bung it onto my ftp server)

    Tellin' in my ear:

    Never had a reason to try PvP
    it's impulsive and insane
    when I wanna take you down
    it's just like spitting back at the rain
    I've come to know that when i first saw you
    I should have ran away
    I've kicked myself a thousand times
    but now its too late

    /tellin' in my ear, easy to out gun me
    /tellin' in my ear, saying how you 0wnz me
    /tellin' in my ear, /tellin' in my ear, /tellin' in my ear

    ive got reckless D now, never gonna get ganked by j00
    youre loud, obnoxious, and when youre gone I still hear you
    try my MCS on the guys at MMD
    I dont wanna use it, but now i got a choice

    /tellin' in my ear, easy to outgun me
    /tellin' in my ear, just try to outrun me
    /tellin' in my ear, /tellin' in my ear, /tellin' in my ear

    quit acting like youre 10, just shut the hell up.
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  5. #105
    I just couldn't resist gettin in on the fun, so......

    To the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run."



    In the day we sweat it out on the streets of Tir shouting LFG
    At night we blitz through mission after mission trusting just our
    feet
    Killin leets out in backyard one
    Steel-ribbed, high evades and the mausser is our gun
    Dark blue nano skills, what a load of crap
    It's a IP trap, it's a suicide rap
    We gotta get out while we're young
    'Cause fixers like us, baby we were born to run

    Teams let me in I wanna be your friend
    I wanna gain some xp and level
    Just wait I got some runspeed buffs
    Nevermind you've got your own yalm
    Together we could kill some mobs
    I'll pull till I drop, until we get bad adds
    Will you wait for me out at the oasis
    Cause baby I'm just a scared and lonely fixer
    But I gotta know how it feels
    I want to ding tonight, I only need a few more kills

    Beyond the mausser is the gamma-ejector in the TLR dungeon
    And grid armor's nice but it rarely drops
    Still the fixers look so hard
    As other professions have came and went
    Fixers still huddle on the Fair Trade tents
    I wanna pvp without doing min damage
    But root and run it is

    The high level players cram in Broken Shores in a last chance
    power drive
    Everybody's out in a team tonight but there's no room left for
    fixers
    Together fixers we'll wait for the patches
    So I'll runbuff with all the nano in my pool
    Someday guys I don't know when we're gonna get to that place
    Where we really want to go and we'll hack just for fun
    But till then, fixers like us, baby we were born to run

    BABY WE WERE BORN TO RUN



    /me takes a bow


    Dyelin lvl 10 clan fixer
    Hacket lvl 31 clan fixer (retired)

  6. #106
    I've come to feel like RK2 is Fixer-land for some reason, so here is my Fixer-slanted tribute to RK2...

    "All Alone" (Sung to the tune of "Kodachrome" by Paul Simon)

    When I think back
    On my alt Fixer back on RK1…
    It’s a wonder
    I ever played at all.
    A lack of “uber” zone-mates
    Hasn’t hurt me none.
    Come to RK2 and you’ll have a ball…

    Rk2
    They gave us a nice lag-free server
    You can go there when RK1 is down.
    Makes you think Funcom knows what they’re doin’ Oh, yeah!
    I got an RK2 Fixer,
    I love to run around the zones.
    So Funcom don’t take, my RK2 away!

    If you took all the players I knew
    When I was on RK1
    And brought ‘em all together for a fight.
    You know I’d never get a hit in
    On a single one…
    ‘Cause they think twinking and exploiting are alright…

    Rk2
    They gave us a nice lag-free server.
    You can go there when RK1 is down,
    Makes you think Funcom know what they’re doin’, Oh yeah!
    I don’t even mind,
    That it’s hard to find someone to make implants
    So Funcom don’t take my RK2 away…

    Funcom don’t take my RK2
    And leave me feelin’ sad and blue,
    Funcom don’t take my RK2 away, yeah…
    Funcom please don’t pull the plug
    RK2 is not a bug,
    Funcom don’t take my RK2 away…

  7. #107

    Fixer went down to Athens

    Heres my little tribute.

    Fixer went down to Athens ( Devil went down to Georgia )

    The fixer went down to Athens, he was lookin' for MOB to kill
    He was in a bind 'cuz he was way behind and his team were levellin' still.
    When he came across this young n00b running along there slowing not..
    And the fixer jumped up on a mission booth and said "Noob let me tell you what."
    I guess you pretty well guessed it but i'm a damn good runner too
    And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
    Now, you run pretty fast there, boy, but give the fixer his due.
    I'll bet a mausser of gold, can't shoot though, 'cuz I think I'm faster than you.
    The boy said, "Well my name's J0hnny" and it might be a cinch
    but I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the fastest n00b theres been.

    J0hhny, treat yourelf right now and buff your skills real hard
    'Cause Hells broke loose in Athens and the Fixer runs real hard
    And if you win, you'll get this shiny mausser made of gold,
    but if you lose, you'll never live it down...

    The fixer buffed up up his skill and said "I'll start this show"
    And fire blew from his feet as he tore off down the road
    And as he passed by some vipers all they did was give a hiss.
    Then a bunch of rats joined in but gave up in a pinch.

    When the fixer had finished J0hnny said well your pretty fast old son
    but sit down by that guard right there and let me show you how it's done
    Fire on the road run boy run.
    Fixer sitting there with his mouth open..
    Give up now cos look at him go.
    Can rats catch him, no n00b no.

    The fixer bowed his head in shame cuz he knew that he's been beat.
    And he laid that golden mausser on the ground by J0hhny's feet.
    And J0hhny said, fixer, just come on back if you ever want to try again
    I done told you once, you son of a b*tch, I'm the fastest n00b theres been.

    Fire on the road run boy run.
    Fixer sitting there with his mouth open..
    Give up now cos look at him go.
    Can rats catch him, no n00b no.
    Last edited by Darkjogger; Feb 27th, 2002 at 13:23:55.

  8. #108

    Talking

    was that Rubi-ka and western?

    very funny.......


    more diferent styles plz....
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  9. #109
    VonVolks - was that Rubi-ka and western?
    Yeehah! He was doing a parody (I think) of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" popularized in the States by the Charlie Daniels Band in 1979.

  10. #110

    The Devil Went Down To Georgia

    Its a cool song, best version I have heard of it is by the levellers (english folk rock type band, I recommend them to anyone )

    lilnymph
    Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
    Originally posted by Cz
    The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!

    40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
    Style over Substance

  11. #111
    I liked the Devil went down to georgia parody.

    But, how did Johnny outrun the fixer? I guess all he'd have to do was equip a yamalha.

  12. #112
    Originally posted by Shaylie
    I couldn't decide, a remake of Gloria Gaynor's classic, which I would have been titled "I won't survive"... or Adam Sandler's "At a Medium Pace" (Find your own lyrics to it, it's rather, ehm, bad)... but then I say the Monty quote from before, and even though it's not a song per say, it HAD to be done.

    The Character Shoppe
    With No Apologies to Monty Python

    A gamer enters the character shop.

    Gamer: 'ello, I wish to register a complaint.

    (The Funcom ARK does not respond)

    Gamer: 'Ello, Miss?
    ARK: What do you mean "miss"?
    Gamer: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
    ROFL.

    This line got me laughing so hard I almost fell of my chair.

    ROFLMAO. (Trying to read the rest, tears in eyes and jaw hurtin' from laughing so hard

    Shaylie.

    This goes to the printer for sure. When ever I got the blues, this will pick me right up. I think I will have it printed on a T-shirt

    The best one yet.
    General Thoram of the Twin Sun Syndicate

  13. #113

    Fixer Unforgiven

    Sung to Metallica's "Unforgiven"

    New fixer hits backyard
    And already he is screwed
    Through compound deaths and disgrace
    The young fixer learns FC's rules

    With time the fixer hangs in
    His IP all but gone
    Deprived of all his friends
    The young fixer struggles on and on he's known
    As a coward amongst his own
    But all that he can say
    Is Funcom makes me run away

    What I've dealt
    Bursts I've thrown
    Never shined through in damage I've shown
    Cannot be
    An MP
    Funcom never gave me a chance

    What I've dealt
    Bursts I've thrown
    Never shined through in damage I've shown
    Cannot be
    An MP
    So my running's unforgiven

    They dedicate their posts
    To ragging on our class
    We try to please them all
    Just want to tell them to kiss our a$$
    Our levels always the same
    IP to our nano skills fade
    This fight we cannot win
    A pissed off player they see no longer cares
    Then Funcom makes repairs
    We still suck regretfully
    I see what FC thinks of me

    What I've dealt
    Bursts I've thrown
    Never shined through in damage I've shown
    They make me, a big wenie
    But a hero's heart burns strong
    Do you think I like to run?
    I can't help if I stay I'm done
    Cowardly
    Never me
    I'm just screwed and unforgiven

    Ridicule dealt
    Jokes are thrown
    We can't help FC never threw us a bone
    They make me, a big wenie
    But a hero's heart burns strong
    I don't want, to have to run
    But I can't help If I stay I'm done
    Cowardly
    Never me
    I'm just screwed and unforgiven

    Never be
    An MP
    I'm just screwed and unforgiven

    Just label me unplayable
    I'm just screwed and unforgiven

    Hope someone got a kick out of this.

    -The Fixer formerly known as Ladiematrix, now (3rd re-roll) Darqueside.
    Last edited by Ladiematrix; Mar 6th, 2002 at 06:03:26.
    Darqueside
    Clan Fixer

    "It's a good day to grid"

  14. #114

    Sick Cycle Carousel

    Hello all, Here to suport the "Fix The Fixers" foundation, here is a song to add along. (Give me a break if it sux I'm only a Adv. not a Fixer )

    This was done to the tune of Lifehouse "Sick Cycle Carousel"

    If nerf had a prof,
    i think itd kinda look like mine,
    I've redone my fixer 19 times,
    Would you belive me if I said I'm tired of this,
    So here we go now new patch time,

    I tryed to burst this ****,
    I tryed to stand my ground,
    I tryed to not see how fast my ip went down,
    I tryed to get away,
    I tryed to stay alive,
    You better belive I'm trying to live through this,

    So when will this end,
    I'm runing on and on,
    over and over and over again,
    Keep runing away I know that it wont stop
    Till i get fixed not so screwed,

    I never find a group,
    Never stay standing where I am,
    I kinda though we'd be easier to fix,
    i guess i was wrong now re-roll time,

    I tryed to load my gear,
    My B&E still keeping me down ,
    Every mob has been beating me into the ground,
    I tryed to run away,
    Is this a waste of time?,
    Do you belive im trying to be this?,

    Fix fixers right now,
    fix the fixers, yeeaaah
    Fix fixers right now,
    Fix the fixers, yeeaaah
    Last edited by Apokalypse; Mar 6th, 2002 at 06:07:27.

  15. #115

    Re: Fixer Unforgiven

    Originally posted by Ladiematrix
    Sung to Metallica's "Unforgiven"

    Hope someone got a kick out of this.

    -The Fixer formerly known as Ladiematrix, now (3rd re-roll) Darqueside.
    I got a kick out of it. Keep 'em coming Fixers!

  16. #116

    UK garage fixers....

    So Solid Crew....(describes us fixers already!)

    I wont do all the lyrics, just the title, and main refrain......


    "Oh nO! Thats the word!"



    that pretty much says it all.......
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  17. #117

    Dungeon blitz (Ballroom blitz)

    Are you ready, Cosmik? Aha.
    Cz? Yeah! Jdaug? OK.
    Alright, fellas, let's go!

    Oh it's been getting so hard
    Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
    Oh my dreams are getting so strange
    I'd like to tell you everything I see
    Oh, I see a loot at the back
    As a matter of fact my eyes are red as the sun
    And a mob in the corner let no one ignore it
    'Cause i thinks it's the chaincasting one

    Oh, yeah, i was like lightning, every mob was fighting
    And the HoT was soothing, and they all started shooting

    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
    And the mob at the back said
    Everyone attack and it turned into a dungeon blitz
    And the vet'ran in the corner said
    Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a dungeon blitz
    dungeon blitz, dungeon blitz, dungeon blitz
    dungeon blitz

    I'm reaching out for the item
    Touching nothing's all I ever do
    Oh, I swiftly run over
    When it appear there's nothing left of me, aha
    Now the mob in the back
    Is ready to crack as he raises his gun to the sky
    And the vet'ran in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
    He could kill you with a wink of his eye

    Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
    And the rollerrats started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing

    Refrain

    Oh yeah, i was like lightning, everybody was fighting
    And the HoT was soothing, and they all started shooting

    Refrain

    It's it's a dungeon blitz, it's it's a dungeon blitz
    It's it's a dungeon blitz, yeah, it's a dungeon blitz
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  18. #118

    Fixer Love ("Radar Love"/Golden Earring)

    I've been running all night, my hands are wet on the keys
    Our voices are raised, crying "fix us please"
    Then Funcom says "the new patch is here"
    But it's a half past four and I'm blitzing in Tir

    When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
    They pull me back with a patch from above
    But then it doesn't help me at all--

    I got a thing that's called Fixer Love
    What do I get, pie in the sky?
    We get a thing, that's called Fixer Love
    Why not just a stick in the eye?
    Fixer Love

    No more speed I'm almost there
    Can outrun anything, but no one cares
    Last mob to pass, here I go
    If I stop to fight, to the reclaim go

    Then the sitar plays that familiar song
    Why do I feel like I don't belong?
    A neon green cloak-- how 'bout a thong?
    Oh Fixer Love has come and gone

    When I got fed up and was sure I'd had enough
    They piqued my interest with a patch from above
    But then it didn't help me at all--

    We got a thing that's called Fixer Love
    We got the blue nano lines
    No thank you please, no more Fixer Love
    I've been let down too many times
    Fixer Love

  19. #119

    Exclamation Do you really want to hurt me

    Well here again was a song that didn't require very many of the words to be changed....and it's a throw back for all you 80's freaks....

    Do you really want to hurt me - culture club
    Funcom Really wants to hurt me - me

    Give me time
    To realise my crime
    Let me love and steal
    I have run beside your eyes
    How can I be real

    Funcom really wants to hurt me
    Funcom really wants to make me cry
    Precious Chem Mauser
    Bullets that burn me
    Traders never ask you why
    In my heart
    The fires burning
    Choose my colour
    Find a GA
    Precious people always tell me
    That's a step
    A step too far

    Funcom really wants to hurt me
    Funcom really wants to make me cry
    Funcom really wants to hurt me
    Funcom really wants to make me cry

    Fixers are few
    I have spoken
    I could waste a thousand years
    Wrapped in sorrow
    Can't earn a token
    Come inside/and catch my tears
    You've been talking
    But believe me

    If it's true
    You do not know
    This fixer dies without a reason
    I'm prepared
    To let it go

    If it's buffs you want from me
    Then take it away
    Everything is not what you see
    It's over again

    Funcom really wants to hurt me
    Funcom really wants to make me cry
    Funcom really wants to hurt me
    Funcom really wants to make me cry
    Last edited by Drphixxxette; Mar 9th, 2002 at 20:34:48.

  20. #120

    Had to be done...

    Well, Tekno did one by these guys previously, but this one needs to be done...

    To the music of Slade's "Run Runaway"

    Blitz on!

    I like root and shoot (living by root and shoot)
    You like root and shoot
    Run run away

    [chorus]
    See that green mob con
    Lying there in the suns
    Easy to everyone
    Run run away

    If you're in the blitz (creds are everything)
    If you're in the blitz
    Run run away

    See that Fixer run
    Orange mob on her bum
    On no! Her HoT is done
    Run run away

    If you find a disc (never a GA disc)
    When I find a disc
    Run run away

    See that Agent aim
    Time for a world of pain
    So much for XP gain
    Run run away

    Oh now Area Burst (Does it get any worse?)
    Oh now Area Burst
    Run run away

    See that green mob con
    Lying there in the suns
    Easy to everyone
    Run run away

    Run run away
    Run run away
    Run run away

    =============================================
    110th Fixer on RK1: http://www.anarchy-online.com/charac.../1/name/xaeriq

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