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  1. #81

    and then this

    When surfing some lyrics, i found this.. Can ANY compare to it?
    Another one bites the dust - Queen

    Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

    Fixer walks warily down the street,
    With the brim pulled way down low
    Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
    Machine guns ready to go
    Are you ready, Are you ready for this
    Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
    Out of the doorway the bullets rip
    To the sound of the beat

    CHORUS:
    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone, and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust
    Hey, I'm gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust

    How do you think I'm going to get along,
    without you, when you're gone
    You took me for everything that I had,
    and kicked me out on my own

    Are you happy, are you satisfied
    How long can you stand the heat
    Out of the doorway the bullets rip
    To the sound of the beat

    CHORUS

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust

    There are plenty of ways you can hurt a fixer
    And bring him to the ground
    You can beat him
    You can cheat him
    you can treat him bad and leave him
    When he's down
    But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
    I'm standing on my own two feet
    Out of the doorway the bullets rip
    Repeating the sound of the beat
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  2. #82
    /me starts reading
    *Smirk*
    /me keeps on reading
    *Big smile*
    /me keeps going
    /Laugh-s
    /ME keeps going still
    /Laugh-b
    /me rolls on the floor laughing
    /me whipes away the tears

    bloody brilliant.

    Eka - "stop that, its filthy"

  3. #83
    We have quite the talented people amongst us fixers, this thread is the best i've seen, i feel like adding something, here goes...

    Addapted from a Pink Floyd Song intitled "Good Bye Cruel World"
    I will change the word "World" with the word "Fixer" and we have the brilliant re-make intitled "Goodbye Fixer World" so without further ado...

    Goodbye Fixer World


    Goodbye, Fixer world,
    I'm leaving you today.
    Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

    Goodbye all you people,
    There's nothing you can say,
    To make me change my mind.
    Goodbye.

  4. #84
    I feel like doing another Pink Floyd Song
    if you want to see the original lyrics go here http://neubayern.net/floyd/

    Note: by "sell the boots" i mean stop playing the fixer since we supposibly relly on running to survive...you get the idea
    and you all know who "mother" is

    addapted from the original song: Mother


    Mother, do you think they'll find the bomb?
    Mother, do you think they'll see me strong?
    Mother, do you think they'll need my roots?
    Ooooowaa Mother, should I sell my boots?

    Mother, should I run form all the threats?
    Mother, should I trust the healing pets?
    Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
    Ooooowaa Is it just a waste of time?

    Hush, my Gimp. Fixer, don't you cry.
    Momma's gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
    Momma's gonna put all of her fears into you.
    Momma's gonna keep you right here under her eye.
    She won't let you fly, but she might let you die.
    Momma's gonna keep Fixer useless and gimp.
    Oooo Fixer.
    Oooo Fixer.
    Ooo Fixer, of course Momma's gonna help sell the boots.

    Mother, do you think this is what was meant,
    For me?
    Mother, don't you think it is' disappointment,
    To me?
    Mother will you ever make me as good as the other'?
    Ooooowaa Mother, should i even bother?

    Hush, my Gimp. Fixer, don't you cry.
    Momma's gonna check out all your weakness for you.
    Momma won't let anything good get through.
    Momma's gonna wait up until you give up.
    Momma will always find out where to hurt.
    Momma's gonna keep Fixer useless and gimp.
    Oooo Fixer.
    Oooo Fixer.
    Ooo Fixer, you'll always be Gimp to me.

    Mother, did it need to be so bad?
    Last edited by Hextorr; Feb 20th, 2002 at 10:20:25.

  5. #85

    Run Like Hell

    Here's a lovely version of Run like Hell by Pink Floyd

    You better make your face up,
    In your favorite disguise,
    With your QL 5 Mauser,
    And your retarded ROOTS.
    With your empty bank,
    And your hungry heart,
    Feel the bile rising,
    For funcom, BLARGH.
    With your group in tatters,
    As the leets lay shatters,
    And the rollerrats batter,
    Down your door,
    You better run!

    You better run all day,
    And run all night.
    And keep your non-existent skills deep inside,
    And if you're taking that Opifex out tonight,
    You better park that Yalmaha well out of sight.
    'Cause if they catch you in the back seat,
    Trying to bang that Goldilocks,
    They're gonna send you back to Terra,
    and have that "tool" chopped off,
    You better run!



    Shadyr
    Lvl21 Fixer
    Omni Trade

  6. #86
    Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen (Well. someone had to do it)

    Is this real life?
    Is this just anarchy?
    Played a Fixer for more then a 100 days
    I think my wife just left me?
    Open my eyes
    Look around and see (she took our dog and furniture)
    But I still have my PC
    Easy come, easy go
    Fixer is not very slow
    Faster then the wind I’ll always be.

    Funcom, I just tried to kill a mob
    Put a mausser against its head
    Pulled the trigger, screen froze, now I’m dead
    Funcom, I was just about to ding!
    But now I’m out of memory again (Ram)
    Funcom, ooo
    I lost all my XP
    At least I didn’t lose a level like in EQ
    If I want to log back in right away
    Why’s Windows saying I’ve committed an illegal action?

    I see a little Opi Fixer in the arena
    OMG! OMG! She’s fighting an Enforcer
    With essence buffs, mucho HP, very very frightening me
    Root, Root,
    Root, Root,
    Root Breaks – Run!

    (pre-chem mausser verse)
    I’m just a gimped Fixer without a team to love me
    He’s just a gimped Fixer without any IP
    Cut him a break and let him leech some XP
    Invite me! No – we will not let you leech – let him leech
    Invite me! No – we will not let you leech - let him leech
    We will not let you leech – let me leech (never)
    Never let you leech – let me leech
    Let me leech
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
    Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me leech
    Phillip Ross has a chem streamer put aside
    For me
    For me

    So joo think u can ownz me and kill me with ease
    Guess you haven’t heard about our new SMG’s
    Oh baby, I’m gonna roxxor your world baby
    Just gotta get – just gotta get my hands on one of those new SMG’s
    Last edited by Orion; Feb 21st, 2002 at 01:05:26.

  7. #87
    hehe sing to the rhytm of : Shaggy (Angel)

    I am a fixer , and funcom haaates me,
    They nerfed me to the last thing I had! *Neeerfed*
    God , im a fixer , and I just run away
    would you like to run away with me ? *Fixeeer*

    Life like fixer is a heaven when ur low leval
    but whos gonna watch your back when you lvl up
    when ur low lvl you solo all those missions
    It had to be funcom , ruining all the way up


    Yesterday I soloed a grey mission
    though funcom dont pays much attention
    but at the end a green owned me
    I want to give funcom , my appreciation (/sarcasm)

    I am a fixer , and funcom haaates me,
    They nerfed me to the last thing I had! *Neeerfed*
    God , im a fixer , and I just run away
    would you like to run away with me ? *Fixeeer!*

  8. #88
    Somebody once told me,
    The world was gonna re-roll me
    I cant wield the sharpest tool in the shed

    I Was looking kinda dumb with my finger on my gun and No title hanging over my forehead.

    Well the mobs start comeing and they dont stop comming.
    Break my Snare and I've gotta start running
    Didnt make sense to live (For FunCom)
    My Feet are fast but my gun is dumb

    So Much to do so much to see, so whats wrong with dropping the GA
    You'll never know cause it don't show
    Nukes will still make you glow

    HEY NOW your a fixer get your gun on go play
    Hey now your a fixer Get your gun on, Run away.
    Nothing that runs fast gets old.......
    We're like shooting leets.. so we're told...

    Its a cold place and they say it gets colder
    Yourre running fast now wait till you get older
    But the Enforcer man begs to differ,
    judging by the hole where the enforcer hit ya.

    The dammage we deal, is getting pretty thin
    Our Ip's Shot so we cant learn to swim.
    My Armors non-fire, how bout yours,
    Thats the way I like it and ill never get bored...

    HEY NOW your a fixer get your gun on go play
    Hey now your a fixer Get your gun on, Run away.
    Nothing that runs fast gets old.......
    We're like shooting leets.. so we're told...

  9. #89
    Originally posted by Mztr44


    Prince of Darkness - Electric Hellfire Club
    (Run with the fixers - Me)
    might i just take the time to say:

    I am METAL warrior,
    METAL to the end,
    if you dont like METAL,
    you are not my friend
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  10. #90
    I knew there was a reason I chose to play a Fixer...

    Yeehaw!

  11. #91
    I don't think this one has been used yet; sorry if it has.

    "The Distance" (By Cake)

    Reluctantly concealed, far from the agro line. Teammates say that it’s a crime.
    Everyone’s shoots, the mob aggroes up. They hit it and shoot it and can’t get enough
    They deftly maneuver, around the tank. Killing mobs quickly to increase their rank.
    Recklessly wild, they burn through the mobs. While he leeches XP like a slob
    As they speed through the levels, the Fixer’s IP goes down. He gets scared and runs back to town.
    The zone is empty, except for one Fixer; running and running, quicker and quicker.
    The team has logged out and and the zone is going down. But this guy thinks he can make it back to town
    Because he’s using his nav skill to zoom past the turns. Outrunning the mobs so he doesn’t get burned…

    He’s going the distance, he’s going for speed.
    His team’s all alone… In their time of need.
    Because he’s racing, and pacing, and bursting the mobs
    He’s looking for $$ by doing odd jobs.
    He’s going the distance…

    No IP’s, no Grid Armor, no Damage over Time
    He’ll have to settle for blitzing and a (short) life of crime.
    He’s having feelings of doubt and remorse, he should’ve raised different skills of course
    In his mind, he’s still killing red mobs, he’s still uber. Maybe his brain should be checked for a tumor,

    Because he’s racing, and pacing, and bursting the mobs
    He’s looking for $$ by doing odd jobs.
    The team has logged out and and the zone is going down. But this guy thinks he can make it back to town
    Because he’s using his nav skill to zoom past the turns. Trying to outrun the mobs so he doesn’t get burned…

    Ahh, yeah.. So sad…


  12. #92

    Cool

    Ok, I think it's official. Fixers are as twisted as Enforcers. Who'd a thunk it??
    O b i t u s Atrox Clan Enforcer My trade skill? Smackin' stuff till it cries! Obi's Rig
    Unit Memer of S t o r m


    Never Forget

  13. #93

    it can get worse

    i got AO for x-mas and ive been playin it as much as possible for like the past 2 months. i just started reading the forums and i noticed a lot of other fixers complaining about how bad it IS. well i wonder if youve ever though about how bad it CAN be. what if some n00b didnt raise their runspeed or use nanos (not like we can use nanos with dark blue nano skills =P). theyd be screwed because "thats all a fixer has". ive noticed that i am usually the one in the groups i join up with that does the most or near the most dmg. i dont know, maybe its the fact that my lvl 85 agent friend was telling me what to do the whole way but im doing pretty good. i can solo oranges and if im lucky get reds (thats probly because i have nice implants and im using a lvl 68 mausser at lvl 35) well. i just wanted to let you guys/girls know that it really isnt that bad (at least not as bad as you say it is, maybe we are the worst but this is really fun). if you play your IP's right then you can have a pretty good character. hahahaha those songs are the craziest shibby's ive ever heard....lol the first song made me think of the movie bio-dome lol.

  14. #94
    LOL!

    Pretty talented
    Don't be lonely anymore.

    Look at your post, now back at mine. Now back to your post, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through posts, reading the posts your posts could look like. Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again, my reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

  15. #95
    to sum all that up in 1 sentence, we're gimped, but we're not that gimped =) . postin replys is fun. i should do this more often.

  16. #96

    Re: it can get worse

    Originally posted by blueorb
    i got AO for x-mas and ive been playin it as much as possible for like the past 2 months. i just started reading the forums and i noticed a lot of other fixers complaining about how bad it IS. well i wonder if youve ever though about how bad it CAN be. what if some n00b didnt raise their runspeed or use nanos (not like we can use nanos with dark blue nano skills =P). theyd be screwed because "thats all a fixer has". ive noticed that i am usually the one in the groups i join up with that does the most or near the most dmg. i dont know, maybe its the fact that my lvl 85 agent friend was telling me what to do the whole way but im doing pretty good. i can solo oranges and if im lucky get reds (thats probly because i have nice implants and im using a lvl 68 mausser at lvl 35) well. i just wanted to let you guys/girls know that it really isnt that bad (at least not as bad as you say it is, maybe we are the worst but this is really fun). if you play your IP's right then you can have a pretty good character. hahahaha those songs are the craziest shibby's ive ever heard....lol the first song made me think of the movie bio-dome lol.
    wrong thread mate it gets worse later on, im not gonna call you a newbie, thats just lame, but please bear in mind that it does get worse about lvl 75. and if anyone calls you zuh, its time to run
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  17. #97

    All Fixer Big-ups

    Number 1 ( respect to KRS-1 greatest rhymer of time)


    Teknolord you know he's down with us
    lilnymph, she's down with us
    Archetypex, is down with us
    Zuh you know he's down with us
    Noamu and Taus, they're down with us
    Ms. Jorji, she's down with us
    Trystar and Xp, they're down with us
    The white rabbit, he's down with us
    JimmySav, boy, he's down with us
    Yyerinfahr, he's down with us
    Intra boy, he's down with us
    Makin' funky run-buffs is a must
    We're number one.

    People still takin' fixers for a joke
    A passing hope or a phase with a rope
    Sometimes I choke and try to believe
    when I get challenged by a million MP's
    I try to tell them, "We're all in this together!"
    Us fixers are raw because no-one would ever
    think like we think and do what we do
    we stole the coats, and then we leave without a clue

    What do you think makes up an MCS?
    Concisive teaching, or very clear Hacking?
    Ridiculous Skills, aggravating patches
    Rebel, renegade, must stay paid
    not by financial aid, but a raid of hits
    causing me to take long trips
    We're the original teacher of this type of style
    Rootin' off-beat with a smile
    or smirk or chuckle, yes some are not up to
    Rk2 Posse so I love to
    step in the jam and slam
    I'm not Superman, because anybody can
    or should be able to gun down MOBs stable
    Grab the Maus, Hack it in and begin
    But here's where the problem starts, no heart
    Because of that a lot of groups fell apart
    Fixing is still an art, and no-one's from the Old School
    cuz B&E is still a brand-new tool
    I say no-one's from the Old School cuz B&E on a whole
    isn't even 1 patch old
    Fifty levels down the line, you can start this
    cuz we'll be the RK2 masters
    And even in that time, we'll buff n whine
    A brand-new style, ruthless and wild
    Runnin' around spendin' money, havin' fun
    cuz even then, We're still number one.


    Blastmaster JimmySav of course
    comes to express with style the lost
    ways of leveling, old and new, past and present
    Knock, knock, who is it?
    A brand-new style, hup, time to change
    People talk about me when they see me in Tir
    Live in action, guaranteed raw
    I hang with the rich and I work for the poor
    Now tomorrow you can say you saw
    JimmySav stompin' once more
    I play by ear, I love to steer
    the Yalmaha from here to there
    I grab the beer, but not in the Jet
    cuz I'm not stupid, the mobs make me wet
    I'm not a beginner, amateur or noobie
    My fixer is sellin' because fixer crew be
    behind me, you need to learn?
    Old School fixers don't always burn
    You're just another class who've had their turn
    Now it's our turn, and we are concerned
    about idiots posing as fun(com)
    What are we here to rule?
    I thought we were supposed to run
    And if we oughta run, then let us begin to leech
    Many of you are educated, open your mouth and speak
    JimmySav is something like a total renegade
    except I don't steal, cos the game aint made
    Airplanes flyin', OT/Clan people dyin'
    Politicians lyin', I'm tryin'
    not to escape, but hit the MOBs head-on
    by bringin' out the truth in a song
    So RK2 , short for fixer net dominance
    made a little noise cuz the crew was sayin' somethin'
    People have the nerve to take me for a gangster
    An ignorant one, something closer to a prankster
    Doin' petty crimes, goin' straight to penitentiary
    But in a scale of crime that's really elementary
    This beat is now compelling me to explain in silence
    why my last burst was so violent
    It's simple: JimmSav will teach reality
    No beatin' around Newland , straight up, just like IP aint Free
    So now you know, a fixer's job is never done
    But we're never overworked, cuz we're still number one.

    Ragingdragon, he's down with us
    Barbbs and Tx, they're down with us
    Fixader and zippin, they're down with us
    Couningstars, he's down with us
    Bleu and naglarn, they're down with us
    Aninou, she's down with us
    Dragonshard is down with us
    Makin' funky run-buffs is a must
    We're number one.


    Apologies to those i missed out. We rule.
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  18. #98

  19. #99

    Re: Re: it can get worse

    ReelBigFish
    and if anyone calls you zuh, its time to run


    Heck what can I do now ? , )

  20. #100

    i was

    just giving the guy some forum survival advice to help prevent him getting the same reputation you aquired
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

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