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Thread: Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

  1. #61

    Talking Brave Sir Robin

    I know someone earlier posted a few lines of the lyrics of "The tail of Sir Robin" from Monty Python: Holy Grail, but here they are in full... its fits rather well!

    Wandering around:

    "Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!"

    "He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!"

    "His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his *****... "

    Running from an attack:

    "Brave Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away away,
    When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled,
    Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat,
    Bravest of the brave Sir Robin"

  2. #62

    Exclamation

    RUN AWAY!
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  3. #63
    Hey, what about Highway to Hell from AC/DC ?
    "Donner à des millions une connaissance de l'anglais, c'est les rendre esclaves". (Hind Swarâj, ch. 18)

  4. #64
    Or Dimmu Borgir - Hybrid Stigmata ?

  5. #65
    "Donner à des millions une connaissance de l'anglais, c'est les rendre esclaves". (Hind Swarâj, ch. 18)

  6. #66

    Talking og så en for de norske

    A cult-song, made by Jahn Teigen for a eurosong contest once upon the time.. i REFUSE to translate it, so i will give the norwegian readers a good laugh instead..
    PS: THe song is unedited.

    Mil etter mil

    Hvil deg nå, du er sliten
    Hvil din kropp
    før din kraft ebber ut
    Vann pipler inn
    i dine sko
    Du vandrer i regn

    Mil etter mil etter mil
    etter mil etter mil etter mil

    Og det er langt å gå
    Det er lengselen som driver deg
    mot et lys som du kan se
    men ikke jeg

    Søk mot meg hvis du lengter
    Rett ditt sinn mot et annet sted
    Kom hit hvor jeg er
    hvor solen er nær
    Du må ikke gå

    Mil etter mil etter mil
    etter mil etter mil etter mil

    Og det er langt å gå
    Det er lengselen som driver deg
    mot et lys som du kan se

    Tenk deg om nå
    Hvor farer du hen?
    Du har vandret alt for lenge

    (Mil etter mil etter mil
    Mil etter mil etter mil
    etter mil etter mil etter mil
    etter mil)
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  7. #67
    Originally posted by Succumbus
    that offer stand for me too reel?
    twwbm@cc.umist.ac.uk

    lilnymph
    course it does. they'll be right with you.

    edit... or not... i hate yahoo mail, ill set up my damn ftp server over the weekend and give you a username / password to get them, but ill have to do that later, cuz i got stuff to do... like got meet my gf at the station.

    oh and jimmy, take that catsuit off!!!

    thats even worse than the cheerleaders uniform....
    Last edited by Whiterrabbit; Feb 14th, 2002 at 18:37:14.
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  8. #68

    Sad situation

    Please note that this thread has got ( in the space of about 3 days) nearly as many posts as the fixer top 10 ever did.

    It sums up how despondant we fixers are. All new posts are usually complaints or requests for info, as most of us have given up on stuff actually going on in game. In fact some of us don't even play our fixers anymore.

    This thread, and its greatness also sums up how much the world of RK needs Fixers. We rule. And sing too.

    PS i appreciate we got something ( the chem streamer, but only that it seems..... and previously the grid armour) and the new smgs are cool too. Aleph Gamma etc. But its not much, and the blackmarket, grid looks (whatever they are) and the super duper wuper cooper thing ( whatever that is) still are total mysteries to us. We need feedback.

    And more songs.
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  9. #69

    Talking

    I might add that this song posted by Teknolord had got thousands of fans in norway, I cant for the life of me figure out why, and some of those are even to be found among FunComs Devs.

    If you listen really close to the sounds Yuttos make you will, among other stuff, hear the refrain of the song, Mil etter mil etter miiil.

    Just thought i would let you know.

    Kirneh, retired level 54 Fixer.

    P.s I do miss you all.

  10. #70
    Originally posted by Orion
    Gimme Three steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd
    "Won't you give me three steps,
    Gimme three steps mister,
    Gimme three steps towards the grid,
    Gimme three steps
    Gimme three steps mister,
    Cause it's the only way I'm gonna live."
    LMAO!! Ah, they have all been great, this one just tickled me to death
    ~Ghale
    Clan Fixer
    RK1

    ~Parenchyma
    Clan MP
    RK1


    ~Ghalee
    Clan Fixer
    RK2

  11. #71
    Originally posted by Xilbo
    I might add that this song posted by Teknolord had got thousands of fans in norway, I cant for the life of me figure out why, and some of those are even to be found among FunComs Devs.

    If you listen really close to the sounds Yuttos make you will, among other stuff, hear the refrain of the song, Mil etter mil etter miiil.
    I've heard that... thru all the time I was there hunting those guys.. hehe they are also very funny when you shoot them
    ~Ghale
    Clan Fixer
    RK1

    ~Parenchyma
    Clan MP
    RK1


    ~Ghalee
    Clan Fixer
    RK2

  12. #72
    Hah, heres one for people with a little more darker taste in music...

    Speed Demon - Electric Hellfire Club
    (Gridspace Freedom - Me)

    I'm a Speed Demon with Gridspace Freedom
    I run one hundred forty four miles an hour
    I can hot-wire any car I desire
    But that would just slow me down

    Can FC hear us now? Can FC see us now?
    We're right before their eyes
    Can't you help us now? We need our patch now
    That would be paradise

    I'm a Speed Demon with Gridspace Freedom
    As I kick it into overdrive
    I'm a Speed Demon and right now i'm feelin
    Like we'll never get our surprise

    I can finally see an item left for me
    This race has reached its end
    Sent back to the reclaim, rez sickness in my veins
    I start all over again

    Can FC hear us now? Can FC see us now?
    We're right before their eyes
    Can't you help us now? We need our patch now
    Or are we doomed to die?

    I'm a Speed Demon with Gridspace Freedom
    As I kick it into overdrive
    I'm a Speed Demon and right now i'm feelin
    Like i'm the only one alive

    Grid armor! Crap summons!
    Turn the whines up a little bit louder!
    Rocket fuel! Brute speed!
    Thats all Funcom thinks we need!

    I'm a Speed Demon with machine gun fire
    I can hack blister packs, make boosted grafts re-wired
    I'm a Speed Demon and right now i'm screamin
    Like a gimp in a trunk and its time to feed 'im
    We're Speed Demons and we're dwindling fast
    Low in numbers...you gotta make us last

    I'm a Speed Demon with Gridspace Freedom
    As I kick it into overdrive
    I'm a Speed Demon, Grid Armor keep on dreamin
    Last one left alive....

  13. #73
    /Bow
    /applause

    Man that one is just plain brilliance....

    /macro Speeddemon /say I'm a Speed Demon with Gridspace Freedom

    Eka - singing while running

  14. #74

    Shakira - Whenever, whatever

    Here's a remake of Shakira's "Whenever, whatever":



    Lucky I was born as easy prey
    So I could learn to keep my distance
    Lucky that I love a gimped profession
    The lucky fact of my existence
    Hate that I get killed by monsters solely
    Without a chance to save my body
    Never could imagine there were only
    Ten million ways to gimp somebody

    Le do lo le lo le
    Le do lo le lo le
    Can't you see...I got fast feets

    Whatever, whatever
    We weren’t meant to be cleaver
    All our nanoskills are crap
    Maussers are all we have
    But dont be, to sorry
    You'll never have to worry
    We can always do eleets
    Although it’s 1 xp

    Lucky that my lips aren’t made for flaming
    Or they’d spill curses like a fountain
    Lucky that my runspeed’s dominating
    So I can climb the highest mountains
    Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
    To run for cover when I need it
    We have a history like no other
    Of being killed be only 2 hits

    Le do lo le lo le
    Le do lo le lo le
    Flaming feets, my flaming feets

    Whatever, whatever
    We weren’t meant to be cleaver
    All our nanoskills are crap
    Maussers are all we have
    But dont be, to sorry
    You'll never have to worry
    We can always do eleets
    Although it’s 1 xp

    Le do lo le lo le
    Le do lo le lo le
    Think out loud, say it again

    Lo do lo le lo le lo



    and so one

  15. #75

  16. #76

    Exclamation

    Another one 'cause I was bored...by the way, why hasn't anyone done that classic Pink Floyd song yet...

    Prince of Darkness - Electric Hellfire Club
    (Run with the fixers - Me)

    I always spell Fixer with a dollar sign
    If theres anything I want I just make it mine
    I've devoted my life to the power of runbuffs
    ...so c'mon Buffy Summers and...
    Run with the fixers....run with the fixers!

    The pact that we all made
    The price that we all paid
    The path we chose to take
    The choice we chose to make

    To walk the line between success and disaster
    Runbuff yourself so you don't get splattered

    Do you question all the things that you've been told?
    About the super duper feature told to us months ago?
    We hope and pray that Cosmik wasn't a kidder
    But sometimes you just have to...
    Run with the fixers....run with the fixers!
    Last edited by Mztr44; Feb 15th, 2002 at 22:18:48.

  17. #77

    more positive song...

    Now that funcom seems to have heards our desperate "not just maussers" cry, and a few new guns are trickling into fixers hands..... ( keep em coming FC, especially some dual wield babies)


    Fixers are rising
    Their morale was getting low
    According to all sources
    The street's the place to go
    Cause tonight for the first patch
    At just about half past one
    For the first time in history
    It's gonna start raining Guns

    ** It's raining Guns
    Hallelujah,
    it's raining Guns, amen
    It's raining Guns
    Hallelujah,
    it's raining Guns
    Amen (ow)**

    I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get
    Absolutely soaked in blood
    It's raining guns, hallelujah, it' raining guns
    Every specimen, dual, and chem and fling
    cold, and fire and radiation even
    God bless mother Funcom, she's gotta do something right
    She took on the fixers
    And she did what she had to do
    She taught every programmer to rearrange the codes
    So that each and every fixer
    Could find the perfect gun
    It's raining guns, go get a mob wet fixer!
    I know you want to
    I feel the run-buffs moving in, about to begin
    Hear the clips loading, don't you loose your head
    cos the new guns can draw aggro,
    and you might just end up dead.....

    ** It's raining Guns
    Hallelujah,
    it's raining Guns, amen
    It's raining Guns
    Hallelujah,
    it's raining Guns
    Amen (ow)**
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  18. #78

    Unhappy The last input from Fekal...

    I don't wanna be fixer .....
    (I don't wan't talk about it/Crazy horse)

    You can tell by my looks that I probly been running forever.
    And the stars in the sky don't mean nothing to me, they are pixels.
    I don't wanna
    be a fixer
    on Rubi-Ka.
    If I stay here just a little bit longer,
    if I stay here would you listen
    to me whine.
    Oohohooho whine.

    If I run all alone will the shadows hide the color of my coat, blue for the nerfs, black for my mind.
    I'm a mess.
    And the stars in the sky don't mean nothing to me, they are pixels.
    I don't wanna
    be a fixer
    on Rubi-Ka.
    If I stay here just a little bit longer,
    if I stay here would you listen,
    to me whine
    Oohohoo whine.
    My whine.
    Oohohoo whine

    I don't wanna
    be a fixer
    on Rubi-Ka.
    If I stay here just a little bit longer,
    if I stay here would you listen,
    to me whine.
    Oohohoo whine.
    My whine.
    Oohohoo whine.
    My whine.
    Oohohoo whine.
    My whine.

    /Fekal sits down and mutters in a low voice:
    "I hate this place and I wont miss it."
    /And then he logs out for the last time........

    PS I'm not leaving because the state the fixers are in, it's because AO is like a cancer to me and it eats up my mind and time. DS

    And you cant have my stuff,( You greedy bastards ) I gave it away early this morning.......
    Hope you all will continue to have a great time on Rubi-Ka

  19. #79

  20. #80

    Slade - My oh my

    My Oh My - Slade

    I believe in Funcom, my oh my
    I believe in lovin', my oh my
    Don't a fixer need a fix, try and catch one if you can
    I believe in lovin, my oh my

    We all need someone to whine to my oh my
    We all need someone to whine to my oh my
    Ya need a shoulder to cry on, call me I'll be standing by
    We all need someone to whine to my oh my

    We all need a lot of lovin' my oh my
    Yeah, a whole lot of lovin' my oh my
    I can lend a helpin' hand if you ain't go nothing planned
    We all need some lovin' my oh oh

    So let's all swing together my oh my
    We can all swing together my oh my
    You've got troubles on your own, no need to face them all alone
    We can all swing together my oh my

    So let's all pull together my oh my
    So let's all pull together my oh my
    We can ride the stormy weahter, if we all get out and try
    So let's all pull together my oh my

    So let's all pull together my oh myyyyyy....
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

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