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Thread: Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

  1. #41
    Fish, 1983 slammin at a Flipper show at CBGB's NYC... Crazy chick wielding a Becks bottle smashes me in the head...that's all I remember about those days.

  2. #42

    ahhh... the good old days

    its not the same going to a gig and not coming away with some kind of injury

    i think the funniest thing i saw recently was at a mad caddies gig in birmingham (uk):

    some 14 year old kid had too much to drink and climbed the 20 (ish, maybe a little less) foot high PA, decided to crowd surf.

    he divebombs off, crowd see him, and without missing a beat, all move away from the "splash zone" poor kid... lol

    true story btw.

    oh and btw, i hope it wasnt full
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  3. #43
    You all are really good

    I would like to write one myself but my mastery of english won't do it. Anyone have an English Mastery to cast one me ? That would be a kicka¤s new Fixer nano !


    No games before made real bards like we are . Have you ever seen players posting lyrics in a sticky thread ? Oh man, I need to write !

  4. #44
    To the song Hey Baby by No Doubt
    http://launch.yahoo.com/destinations...scope/nodoubt/

    Hey Fixer by Crin

    I have to start to whine just to help my guy
    We’ve taken a nerf stick right in the eye
    Fighting mobs, There’s no way to win
    With a crappy gun and the state we’re in
    Aim gun, I hit
    Fights back, Awe sh!t
    Doing min damage against this thing
    I’m getting cut to pieces with every swing

    Gotta start running to save my a$$
    With mobs this tough, I’ll take a pass
    Now they’re laughing at me as I run away
    Saying we all ownz you

    All the mobs say
    Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
    Borg say, Borg say
    Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
    Hey Fixer Fixer
    Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
    Mobs Say, Mobs Say
    Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
    All the mobs hit me in the back

    I try to heal myself with my HoT
    30 points a tick is not helping me
    And maybe if I had a lock to pick
    That useless skill wouldn’t make me sick
    Our roots are worthless next to a Calm
    Our speed is second next to a Yalm
    And all the groups would rather have a tank
    Cause they are really better

    All the groups say
    Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
    They say, No Way
    Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
    Hey Fixer Fixer
    Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
    They Say, AFK
    Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
    So no groups want me which is wacked

    [rap]
    Check it out, it’s Funcom and they say we’re fixed

    The Grid Armor thing makes me going crazy
    It’s the randomness not that I’m lazy
    I’m suppose to be a char that’s kind of shady
    Like a bag lady, Ok maybe
    [2X]

    What about Perception its green as can be
    We can search all we want but there is nothing to see
    What about our skill of B&E
    If picking chests, It is empty

    [song]
    I want to be valued like the rest
    Don’t need to be uber or the best
    I’m still waiting for a fix to help me fight the mobs
    So they will stop laughing

  5. #45
    Originally posted by Crin
    [B]To the song Hey Baby by No Doubt
    http://launch.yahoo.com/destinations...scope/nodoubt/

    Hey Fixer by Crin
    ...
    Best one so far, is my vote!


    (And I kinda love that this thread got sticky)
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  6. #46
    Gimme Three steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd

    I was kissin the a*s
    Of a Trader lass
    Down at a place called Meetmedere
    When in walked a man with a shotgun in his hand
    And he was looking for you know who
    He said "Hey there Mr. Fixer
    You stinkin over-equipper
    Watcha tryin to prove?
    Cause that's my woman there
    And I'm a man who cares
    And she's got no wrangle for you

    I was scared and fearing for my life
    I was shaking like a leet on a tree
    Cause he was buffed and mean
    Big and bad, Lord,
    Pointing that shotgun at me
    I said "Wait a minute, mister,
    I'm only a Fixer
    I can't damage you
    And I know you can own me
    But I'd wish you'd let me
    Run away from you."

    "Won't you give me three steps,
    Gimme three steps mister,
    Gimme three steps towards the grid,
    Gimme three steps
    Gimme three steps mister,
    Cause it's the only way I'm gonna live."

  7. #47
    I am enjoying these songs. Here's mine, to the tune of Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkel:

    Concealment


    Concealment, you're breaking my heart
    you're shaking my confidence daily
    Oh concealment, I'm down on my knees
    I'm begging you please, won't you work?

    In a mission in the Longest road,
    I'm concealed, or so I think...
    Take two steps across the floor
    When I find I'm attacked
    Have to run for the door

    Concealment, you're breaking my heart
    you're shaking my confidence daily
    Oh concealment, I'm down on my knees
    I'm begging you please, won't you work?

    In the newbie backyards, I
    try to aimed shot some poor leet
    With one thousand conceal skill
    That leet's aware of me
    I'll be getting no kill

    Concealment, you're breaking my heart
    you're shaking my confidence daily
    Oh concealment, I'm down on my knees
    I'm begging you please, won't you work?

    In 2holes, and I think that I'll
    use concealment, so I sneak
    What the hell? Everyone sees me
    Oh concealment's a joke
    When you're in PVP!
    Last edited by starknaked; Feb 14th, 2002 at 01:12:40.

  8. #48

    not bad

    well done stark! not bad, not bad at all...

    i think my favorite so far has been dareus' faith...
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  9. #49
    Last night a Fixer saved my life
    DJ Zuh Special MIX



    Last night a Fixer saved my life
    Last night a Fixer saved my life yeah

    Cause I was walking in Mort bored to death
    and in just one breath he said
    You gotta run up you gotta run on you gotta run down girl







    Hey listen up to your local Fixer
    You better hear what he's got to say

    There's not a problem that I can't fix
    Cause I can do it in the grid
    And if a borg gives you trouble
    just you move out on the double
    And don't let it trouble your brain
    Cause way goes trouble down the drain
    said way goes trouble down the drain

    Well alright

    Run time !

    Last night a Fixer saved my life (echoey!!)

    There's not a problem that I can't fix
    Cause I can do it in the grid
    Cause I can do it in the grid
    In the grid
    In the grid
    In the grid





    For depressive guys I could use the song of Eiffel 65 "I'm blue (dabadee dabada)" with "I'm screw, dabadee dabada..." This one suit well for AO : ). "I look around and everything is so screw.."
    Last edited by Zuh; Feb 14th, 2002 at 01:41:47.

  10. #50
    Yeah, the Faith one was my favorite too, lots of them were good though. Only problem is, some of the songs I'm not familiar with, so I can't appreciate the parodies

  11. #51
    Ah very good song Cecilia . Or should I say Concealement ?


    Now go on with "Keep my customers satisfied" .

  12. #52

    ;)

    rofl zuh.. every time I put on my grid armor mk2, I write down a piece of the lyrics from that eiffel 65 song in my team... I guess my friends are getting fed up with it by now
    --
    Torgman - Clan Fixer
    Torgshaolin - Clan MA
    Torgstash - Clan Trader
    Torgmedic - Clan Doc
    Torgredtape - Clan Crat

    Games don't make people violent. Lag does.

  13. #53
    Simon & Garfunkel: El Condor passa (while these are not the original composers)


    El Fixer pasa


    I'd rather be a runner than a bug
    Yes I would
    If I could
    I surely would

    I'd rather be a hacker than a thug
    Yes I would
    If I only could
    I surely would

    (CHORUS)
    Away, I'd rather run away
    Like a leet that's here and gone
    Fixers grow older every day
    It gives AO
    Its saddest sounds
    Its saddest sounds

    I'd rather be underground than so weak
    Yes I would
    If I could
    I surely would

    I'd rather feel my use and not be freak
    Yes I would
    If I only could
    I surely would

    CHORUS

  14. #54
    carrying on the Simon and Garfunkle theme that has crept in:

    Dev teams silence (sounds of silence)

    Hello Funcom my old friend,
    we've come to talk with you again,
    because my alt is slowly creeping,
    up in level and its too apealing
    and our feature that should be implanted in the game, still remains
    within the dev teams silence.

    with SMG I walk alone, an MP alt would surely own
    im very tempted to just log out,
    turn to the forums where I piss about
    where my eyes are stabbed, by whine after whine all night. I'll sleep tonight,
    touched by the dev teams silence

    and on the forum boards I saw,
    one thousand people maybe more,
    Agents whining without speaking, the dev team listening but not hearing.
    fixers writing songs on their brand new sticky thread, but no one dared, disturb the dev teams silence


    thats enough for now... I'm at work

  15. #55

    enuff messing! release the britney!

    "OOPs they've gimped us again!"

    I think they've done it again,
    they made us believe they're really our friends,
    OH funcom,
    It might seem like a fix,
    but it doesnt seem that you're serious
    'cause to lose all our abilities
    Thats just so typically me,
    oh funcom, funcom,

    Oops!... they've gimped us again!
    They played with our hearts, they screwed up our game,
    Oh funcom, funcom!
    Oops!... You think that we're fixed
    That we've got nice cool tricks,
    We're not that Gullible!!!


    You see my problem is this,
    I'm running away,
    watching the heroes, they truly exist
    I cry, watching the days
    Can't you see we're gimped in so many ways?
    But to lose all my purpose
    That is just so typically me,
    Funcom Oh!

    Oops!... they've gimped us again!
    They played with our hearts, they screwed up our game,
    Oh funcom, funcom!
    Oops!... You think that we're fixed
    That we've got nice cool tricks,
    We're not that Gullible!!!

    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

    "All Buff Up!!"
    "Fixer, Before we go, theres something I want you to have!"
    "Oh its beautiful, but wait a minute isn't this.....?"
    "Yeah, its grid armour"
    "But I thought nothing ever dropped it, ever!"
    "Well, fixer, we went and got it for you, cos you got nothing else,
    ( and we won't let you team with us!)
    "oh, you shouldn't have!"

    Oops!.... they gimped us again!
    Got lost in this game, oh Funcom
    Oops!... You think that we're sent from above
    I saved up for a yalmaha!!



    Its just a pity you can't see Jimmy and the other fixers doing the choreographed dance to this.......
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  16. #56
    hahaha, that was class Jimmy

    and you definately suit that red rubber cat suit better than the cheerleader outfit

    /me goes off to reherse for the new fixer musical soon to be released

  17. #57
    Originally posted by starknaked
    Yeah, the Faith one was my favorite too, lots of them were good though. Only problem is, some of the songs I'm not familiar with, so I can't appreciate the parodies
    i can email all the ones ive used to you if you want
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  18. #58
    that offer stand for me too reel?
    twwbm@cc.umist.ac.uk

    lilnymph
    Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
    Originally posted by Cz
    The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!

    40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
    Style over Substance

  19. #59
    VonVolks,

    That's just what I needed to start my day


    Originally posted by starknaked
    Only problem is, some of the songs I'm not familiar with, so I can't appreciate the parodies
    FYI,
    The links on my posts are to the songs on the net.

  20. #60
    If life seems jolly rotten
    there is something you have forgotten
    and that is to laugh and smile and dance and sing

    When your feeling in the dumps
    dont be silly chumps
    just perch you lips and whilstle, that's the thing..


    Eka - /me whistles

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