Fish, 1983 slammin at a Flipper show at CBGB's NYC... Crazy chick wielding a Becks bottle smashes me in the head...that's all I remember about those days.![]()
Fish, 1983 slammin at a Flipper show at CBGB's NYC... Crazy chick wielding a Becks bottle smashes me in the head...that's all I remember about those days.![]()
its not the same going to a gig and not coming away with some kind of injury
i think the funniest thing i saw recently was at a mad caddies gig in birmingham (uk):
some 14 year old kid had too much to drink and climbed the 20 (ish, maybe a little less) foot high PA, decided to crowd surf.
he divebombs off, crowd see him, and without missing a beat, all move away from the "splash zone" poor kid... lol
true story btw.
oh and btw, i hope it wasnt full![]()
My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!
You all are really good![]()
I would like to write one myself but my mastery of english won't do it. Anyone have an English Mastery to cast one me ? That would be a kicka¤s new Fixer nano !
No games before made real bards like we are. Have you ever seen players posting lyrics in a sticky thread ? Oh man, I need to write !
To the song Hey Baby by No Doubt
http://launch.yahoo.com/destinations...scope/nodoubt/
Hey Fixer by Crin
I have to start to whine just to help my guy
We’ve taken a nerf stick right in the eye
Fighting mobs, There’s no way to win
With a crappy gun and the state we’re in
Aim gun, I hit
Fights back, Awe sh!t
Doing min damage against this thing
I’m getting cut to pieces with every swing
Gotta start running to save my a$$
With mobs this tough, I’ll take a pass
Now they’re laughing at me as I run away
Saying we all ownz you
All the mobs say
Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
Borg say, Borg say
Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
Hey Fixer Fixer
Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
Mobs Say, Mobs Say
Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
All the mobs hit me in the back
I try to heal myself with my HoT
30 points a tick is not helping me
And maybe if I had a lock to pick
That useless skill wouldn’t make me sick
Our roots are worthless next to a Calm
Our speed is second next to a Yalm
And all the groups would rather have a tank
Cause they are really better
All the groups say
Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
They say, No Way
Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
Hey Fixer Fixer
Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
They Say, AFK
Hey Fixer, Hey Fixer, Hey
So no groups want me which is wacked
[rap]
Check it out, it’s Funcom and they say we’re fixed
The Grid Armor thing makes me going crazy
It’s the randomness not that I’m lazy
I’m suppose to be a char that’s kind of shady
Like a bag lady, Ok maybe
[2X]
What about Perception its green as can be
We can search all we want but there is nothing to see
What about our skill of B&E
If picking chests, It is empty
[song]
I want to be valued like the rest
Don’t need to be uber or the best
I’m still waiting for a fix to help me fight the mobs
So they will stop laughing
Best one so far, is my vote!Originally posted by Crin
[B]To the song Hey Baby by No Doubt
http://launch.yahoo.com/destinations...scope/nodoubt/
Hey Fixer by Crin
...
(And I kinda love that this thread got sticky)
Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.
Gimme Three steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd
I was kissin the a*s
Of a Trader lass
Down at a place called Meetmedere
When in walked a man with a shotgun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who
He said "Hey there Mr. Fixer
You stinkin over-equipper
Watcha tryin to prove?
Cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And she's got no wrangle for you
I was scared and fearing for my life
I was shaking like a leet on a tree
Cause he was buffed and mean
Big and bad, Lord,
Pointing that shotgun at me
I said "Wait a minute, mister,
I'm only a Fixer
I can't damage you
And I know you can own me
But I'd wish you'd let me
Run away from you."
"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the grid,
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
Cause it's the only way I'm gonna live."
I am enjoying these songs. Here's mine, to the tune of Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkel:
Concealment
Concealment, you're breaking my heart
you're shaking my confidence daily
Oh concealment, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please, won't you work?
In a mission in the Longest road,
I'm concealed, or so I think...
Take two steps across the floor
When I find I'm attacked
Have to run for the door
Concealment, you're breaking my heart
you're shaking my confidence daily
Oh concealment, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please, won't you work?
In the newbie backyards, I
try to aimed shot some poor leet
With one thousand conceal skill
That leet's aware of me
I'll be getting no kill
Concealment, you're breaking my heart
you're shaking my confidence daily
Oh concealment, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please, won't you work?
In 2holes, and I think that I'll
use concealment, so I sneak
What the hell? Everyone sees me
Oh concealment's a joke
When you're in PVP!
Last edited by starknaked; Feb 14th, 2002 at 01:12:40.
well done stark! not bad, not bad at all...
i think my favorite so far has been dareus' faith...
My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!
Last night a Fixer saved my life
DJ Zuh Special MIX
Last night a Fixer saved my life
Last night a Fixer saved my life yeah
Cause I was walking in Mort bored to death
and in just one breath he said
You gotta run up you gotta run on you gotta run down girl
Hey listen up to your local Fixer
You better hear what he's got to say
There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause I can do it in the grid
And if a borg gives you trouble
just you move out on the double
And don't let it trouble your brain
Cause way goes trouble down the drain
said way goes trouble down the drain
Well alright
Run time !
Last night a Fixer saved my life (echoey!!)
There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause I can do it in the grid
Cause I can do it in the grid
In the grid
In the grid
In the grid
For depressive guys I could use the song of Eiffel 65 "I'm blue (dabadee dabada)" with "I'm screw, dabadee dabada..." This one suit well for AO : ). "I look around and everything is so screw.."
Last edited by Zuh; Feb 14th, 2002 at 01:41:47.
Yeah, the Faith one was my favorite too, lots of them were good though. Only problem is, some of the songs I'm not familiar with, so I can't appreciate the parodies![]()
Ah very good song Cecilia. Or should I say Concealement ?
Now go on with "Keep my customers satisfied".
rofl zuh.. every time I put on my grid armor mk2, I write down a piece of the lyrics from that eiffel 65 song in my team... I guess my friends are getting fed up with it by now![]()
--
Torgman - Clan Fixer
Torgshaolin - Clan MA
Torgstash - Clan Trader
Torgmedic - Clan Doc
Torgredtape - Clan Crat
Games don't make people violent. Lag does.
Simon & Garfunkel: El Condor passa (while these are not the original composers)
El Fixer pasa
I'd rather be a runner than a bug
Yes I would
If I could
I surely would
I'd rather be a hacker than a thug
Yes I would
If I only could
I surely would
(CHORUS)
Away, I'd rather run away
Like a leet that's here and gone
Fixers grow older every day
It gives AO
Its saddest sounds
Its saddest sounds
I'd rather be underground than so weak
Yes I would
If I could
I surely would
I'd rather feel my use and not be freak
Yes I would
If I only could
I surely would
CHORUS
carrying on the Simon and Garfunkle theme that has crept in:
Dev teams silence (sounds of silence)
Hello Funcom my old friend,
we've come to talk with you again,
because my alt is slowly creeping,
up in level and its too apealing
and our feature that should be implanted in the game, still remains
within the dev teams silence.
with SMG I walk alone, an MP alt would surely own
im very tempted to just log out,
turn to the forums where I piss about
where my eyes are stabbed, by whine after whine all night. I'll sleep tonight,
touched by the dev teams silence
and on the forum boards I saw,
one thousand people maybe more,
Agents whining without speaking, the dev team listening but not hearing.
fixers writing songs on their brand new sticky thread, but no one dared, disturb the dev teams silence
thats enough for now... I'm at work![]()
"OOPs they've gimped us again!"
I think they've done it again,
they made us believe they're really our friends,
OH funcom,
It might seem like a fix,
but it doesnt seem that you're serious
'cause to lose all our abilities
Thats just so typically me,
oh funcom, funcom,
Oops!... they've gimped us again!
They played with our hearts, they screwed up our game,
Oh funcom, funcom!
Oops!... You think that we're fixed
That we've got nice cool tricks,
We're not that Gullible!!!
You see my problem is this,
I'm running away,
watching the heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see we're gimped in so many ways?
But to lose all my purpose
That is just so typically me,
Funcom Oh!
Oops!... they've gimped us again!
They played with our hearts, they screwed up our game,
Oh funcom, funcom!
Oops!... You think that we're fixed
That we've got nice cool tricks,
We're not that Gullible!!!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
"All Buff Up!!"
"Fixer, Before we go, theres something I want you to have!"
"Oh its beautiful, but wait a minute isn't this.....?"
"Yeah, its grid armour"
"But I thought nothing ever dropped it, ever!"
"Well, fixer, we went and got it for you, cos you got nothing else,
( and we won't let you team with us!)
"oh, you shouldn't have!"
Oops!.... they gimped us again!
Got lost in this game, oh Funcom
Oops!... You think that we're sent from above
I saved up for a yalmaha!!
Its just a pity you can't see Jimmy and the other fixers doing the choreographed dance to this.......
JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
"Jim'll Fix it for you...."
CEO Rubika Asset Management
"Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"
hahaha, that was class Jimmy
and you definately suit that red rubber cat suit better than the cheerleader outfit
/me goes off to reherse for the new fixer musical soon to be released
i can email all the ones ive used to you if you wantOriginally posted by starknaked
Yeah, the Faith one was my favorite too, lots of them were good though. Only problem is, some of the songs I'm not familiar with, so I can't appreciate the parodies![]()
My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!
that offer stand for me too reel?![]()
twwbm@cc.umist.ac.uk
lilnymph
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!![]()
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
VonVolks,
That's just what I needed to start my day
FYI,Originally posted by starknaked
Only problem is, some of the songs I'm not familiar with, so I can't appreciate the parodies![]()
The links on my posts are to the songs on the net.
If life seems jolly rotten
there is something you have forgotten
and that is to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When your feeling in the dumps
dont be silly chumps
just perch you lips and whilstle, that's the thing..
Eka - /me whistles