Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

[Suricia]

Nice one Sinic

[Dauhuai]

Funcom Inc They Had a Game
(Sung to: Old McDonald Had A Farm)
Rewritten by Transfxr

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had a Fixer
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a root-HoT-snare and an I'm not there
Here a root, there a snare, quick evac and I'm not there
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had an Agent
AN-ARCh-Y ON-LINE
With a sneak hide here and an aimed shot there
Disappear, Reappear, shrink to the size of a can of beer
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had a Doc
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a Team Heal here and Complete Heal there
Here a Heal, There a Heal, Ooops he's now at Reclaim
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had a Soldier
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a Burst Fling here and a Full Auto there
Mirror here, Reflect there, can't get aggro anywhere
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had an Enforcer
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a hack slash here and a Mongo Slam there
Aggro here, Aggro there, Mongo aggro everywhere
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had an MP
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a heal pet here and Attack Pet there
Where's my pet, there's my pet, Everywhere but needed
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had an NT
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a nuke nuke here and a calm calm there
Hear a nuke there a calm everywhere a blind mob
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had a crat
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a Helper bot here and a Charmed Mob there
Here a root there a calm Even has a good nuke
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had a Advy
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a leet reet here and a wolf cat there
Here a heal, there a buff, everywhere a dragon
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had an MA
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a Kung Fu chop and a spinning Kick
Here attack, there a heal, Everywhere a special
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had an Engie
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With a big bot here, While I hide over there
Building here, selling there, Tradeskills growing everywhere
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
and in this game they had a Trader
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE
With Drain Drain Here and a Deprive there
Wrangle Here Umbral there now I'm useless everywhere
Funcom Inc. they had a game
AN-ARCH-Y ON-LINE

(will do Keeper and Shade only after I know more about them)

[Dauhuai]

The Fixer Skill
(sung to: Oscar Mayer Bologna Song)

Oh my Fixer has a first skill
It's how to run real fast
And my Fixer has a second skill
It's making snares that last

Oh I love to snare and kite a mob
and wear them down to kill the slob

Cause Fixers run and root and snare
with Fixer Grid we're everywhere

[Dauhuai]

The Leet Speech Song
(Sung to the: Do Ray Me Fah So La Te Do song)
Rewritten by: Transfxr

Doh a sound to say "You're Dumb"
Raid is camping till you're numb
Meh the target mobs attack
Fah The distance you must run
Sux When things don't go your way
LOL how others feel your pain
Teh is "the" for suxxors gey
and that brings us back to Doh Doh Doh Doh


Sorry Folks but I was in a really boring training class yesterday and had to stay awake somehow.

[____________Skyquake]

Here is whathappens on a bad day


You wanna start running coz your friends r just boring
you Run run run
And you cant see the nature coz it´s just a pixel in
long long run
While you start the running then people start falling
under your train
the monsters see funny but beautiful flash about
blue blue guy
and when you notice your G-armor is dishapearing to
a blue blue dust
your runbuffs run out and you cant figure out
the right evac butt
they slaughter you slowly coz they like to torch
the blue blue guy
and when your done with suffer they show you the tunnel to
the reclaim-term-inal

[Mojoboo]

Baby's got HoTs
(Baby's got Sauce by G Love and Special Sauce)


Gridding out gridding out
Waiting for my lady got the special HoTs that's why she's my baby
My baby My baby
And of course I'll blitz anything for her
Anything she wants, it's for sure honey sure
Got a pwn snare pwn burst gimme gimme gimme some
Don't take my packs gimme gimme none
You got to work to deserve it earn it to own it
Once you got never ever going to leave it alone don't take poor picking
or
Forgetting never been rooted up
She does the kiting
My baby got HoTs
Your baby ain't L337 like mine
She got HoTs
Your baby ain't L337 like mine
She got HoTs ....
That's a funky blue suit you got going there baby
Is it special for me
Did you loot it today
I'll always stop by if you like me to
I'll do anything that you could ever want for me to do
A blitz for some of this
A grid and it's done
Miss I'm your Fixer
An Agent can’t trick her
A trader’s another won’t make you much faster
It all started when I grouped her it was love at first sight
Better when it started
I ain't broken hearted but baby
I need some time alone with the crew to do the stupid raids that we used
to do
Upon this she dropped me
With a Candycane
This is love I'm not gonna leave it
My baby's got HoTs
Your baby ain't L337 like mine
My baby's got HoTs and of course as a matter of course she does what she
Wants to cause she's the boss
Please don't tell my friends about the situation
They think I'm on some extended vacation
I don't get out to see my boys anymore
Only time I leave the grid is to go to the Shores for what she wants what
she
Wants what she wants me for
What could she want this time
I'm all hers
She ain't even hardly mine
Believe me what she do at night I don't know
I could guess it ain't right
She got me waiting comes in late and I'm trying not to spam my /shout
Negotiating it
She'll win the argument
Shouldn't even started it I'm broken hearted I can't be parted
I need her buffs
So I count my loss MMMMM
My baby's got HoTs
Your baby ain't L337 like mine
She got HoTs
Your baby ain't L337 like mine
She got HoTs.

[guitarzan]

Zoom Zoom Zoom

Your So Blue Blue Blue

Just A Little Blue Strek When You zoom Zoom Zoom



Boom Boom Boom

They Fall With A Bang

Just A Little Blue Streak When You Boom Boom Boom

[______________Korant]

omgz! 22 pages?! no way am i reading all this!! :|

[______________Corona]

Sung to the tune of "Captain Brown", the children's song.

Oh, the good ol' Mr. Fixer,
He was a splendid man,
He ran all the way to the boss one day,
and ran right out again.

And when he was in he was dead,
And when he was out he was dead,
Cuz when he was only halfway in, his HoTs were dead.

[Trilis]

ill have a go i guess

sung to "we are the champions" by queen

We are the fixers!

We are the fixers!

No time for enfos

Cause we are the fixers of rubi-ka

(repeated as many times as you want)

[Dauhuai]

Let try "We Are the Champions Too"

Chorus:

We are the fixers my friends
And we'll keep on running 'til the end
We are the fixers
We are the fixers
No time for slow pokes
Cause we are the blitzers, of the world

Verse 1:
They've taken my buffs, and my GA too
They've given some perks and spinners, and minor items but I'm telling you
We're much weaker in SL
and much slower too
I consider it challenge to all of us fixers
And we never lose

Yes we have the Glory Glory Glory Glory <CHORUS>

Verse 2:
When I'm in need of a big boost, I know just what I'll do
I will return to Home and blitz missions with my GA II
I'll dash past enforcers, and leap over docs
I'll get the rewards, and the glory, and credits and I'll take the knocks
And I know it's not easy, to get nanos for mates
But its my duty as a fixer and I have what it takes

We have the Glory Glory Glory Glory <Chorus>

[Dauhuai]

Here's another Queen Favorite and a tribute to Troxes

Broad Shouldered Trox
(Sung to: Fat Bottomed Girls)

Verse 1:

I am just a skinny Cad
Don't hit hard and can't crit bad
But I knew teams before I left the Training Ground

Found a big Atrox MA,
Made my levels quick that day
Big Bad Atrox you made title for that way


Chorus

Oh, won't you team with me tonight
Oh, won't you lead me in the fight
Oh, won't you take the aggro please
Broad shouldered Trox you make the AO world go round

Verse 2:

I've blitzed near and I've blitzed far
Teamed with all the profs there are
Know their skills and what their buffs can do for me
But the team I love the best
Much more fun than all the rest
Have an Atrox who is always in the lead

<Chorus>

Verse 3:

If you're looking for xp
Then take this advice from me
Get a big Atrox to take the lead for you
Give him help and what he needs
Don't betray him with your greed
Then the next time he'll team again with you

<yell> GET IN YOUR YALM AND FLY

<Chorus>

[Ohgr]

I can never seem to get past the Doors parody...

C'mon c'mon c'mon now buff me, babe..
Can't you see, that I have no evades..

[Slyz]

Sweet merciless tap dancing christ. I think the biggest problem fixers have isn't ip its INSANITY. 22 pages? how did we pulll that off, although i must say im just glad that nobody bothered to make a CD of it yet, and the looks i get from my friends when i sing these is also good, thank you to all the freaks out there who made these songs

[Klanbear]

Can't remember if I posted this a long time ago anyways here it is (again):

Cluster Bullets – 10cc reprise

I went to a party at the local Omni Jail.
All the girls were dancing and the band began to wail.
But the MA’s were indiscreet; they were brawling in the street.
At the local dance, at the local Omni Jail.
Well the band was playing and the booze began to flow.
But the sound came over on the Yalmaha radio
Down at Omni-Ent 49, having tear gas of a time.
Sergeant Baker got a call from the governor at the Omni jail.
Load up load up load up with cluster bullets
Load up load up load up with cluster bullets
I love to hear those clanner’s scream it’s a shame these slugs ain’t real.
But we can’t have dancing at the local Omni pen
Sergeant Baker and his men made a beeline for the jail, and for miles around you could hear the sirens wail.
There’s rumour going around Athen row that a fuse is going to blow at the local hop at the local Omni jail
What’s you gonna do what you gonna do about what you gonna do.
<Guitar Break>
Sergeant Baker started talking with a bullhorn in his hand (echo to fade)
He was cool, He was clear; He was always in command (always in command, always in command)
He said blood will flow, Hear Pardrey, Pardrey you talk to your boss
Trust in me, Reclaim will come to set you free
Well we don’t understand why he called in the Omni –Pol guard (Omni-Pol Guard, Omni-Pol Guard)
When the Omni are the ones that belongs in any Back Yard (any Back Yard, any Back Yard).
Well we all got Balls and Brains, but some got viral bulls and chains
At the local dance at the local Omni Jail
Load up load up load up with cluster bullets
Load up load up load up with cluster bullets
Is it really such a crime?
For a guide to spend her time
At the local dance at the local Omni Jail
At the local dance at the local Omni Jail
What’s you gonna do what’s you gonna do.

<Guitar to fade>

[Virtuelle]

Burst to be wild - Steppenwolf
Didn't have to change a lot of things

Get your GA equiped
Head out on the fgrid
Dodging slayerdroids
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your SMG at once
And explode into cyberspace

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the hellhounds
And the feelin' that I'm uber
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your SMG at once
And explode into cyberspace

Like a true nature's child
We will blitz and burst to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Burst to be wild
Burst to be wild

[________Heckler N00b]

Smells like a heckler n00b - by nerdvana

Load up your gun, find some friends
Its fun to level, it never ends.
he's high level, and self assured
Oh no, another heckler turd.

A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a n00b!

With a doc in, he's less dangerous
Here he are now, to reclaim us
He's stupid, and contagious
Here he are now, to reclaim us
No armour, no essence,
no tokens, old weapons.
Yeah!

He is the worst, but knows the best
And for his team, I feel depressed
And all his teams will disband
If they do not kick that man

A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a n00b!

When a doc is in, he's less dangerous
Here he are now, to reclaim us
He is stupid, and contagious
Here he are now, to reclaim us
No armour, no essence,
no tokens, old weapons.
Yeah!

He cant hold aggro for long
Because he does it all wrong
I found it hard, it's hard to find
a good team, well, nevermind

A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a heckler n00b!
A n00b, a n00b, a n00b!

With a doc in, he's less dangerous
Here he are now, to reclaim us
He is stupid, and contagious
Here he are now, to reclaim us
No armour, no essence,
no tokens, old weapons.
A denial.....

[________Heckler N00b]

The everlasting gank - by Ganking pumpkins

You know I'm not ganked
You know I'm, you know I'm not ganked
You know I'm not ganked
Now you know
Where I've gone
As you AS
I Should have
Evaced more frequently
To the grid
You know I'm, you know I'm not ganked
I've just escaped into the grid.
Forever hiding
For the end of your revenge
You always sneaks your way
And through it all, AS cant be dodged
For FC is harsh
Forgotten nerf
We can never ever know
You know I'm not ganked
You know I'm, you know I'm not ganked
You know I'm not ganked
Far above the battle scream
Strange hold of nano machines
Now begin to nuke us all
For there's hope
You know I'm, you know I'm not ganked
I just hides inside our grid
forever waiting on the end of your revenge
You always sneaks your way
And through it all, AS cant be dodged
For all I wish
Forbidden thought
We can never ever win
You know I'm not ganked
We all want to win in the everlasting gank
Enhanced in the rupture of your all exploiting prank
But when they scans the log of how the battle ran
It tickles their fascination of your everlasting ban
You know I'm not ganked
I'm just hiding inside my grid
Forever avoiding
Forever avoiding a cruel nerf
You know I'm not ganked
I'm just smiling for myself
Forever hiding
You know I'm not ganked
You know I'm not ganked
You know I'm not ganked
You know I'm not ganked

[________Heckler N00b]

Well Whatever - by the featles

Here come old hardkill here come speeding needer
He is trigger happy he one nervy speeder
He got blood up to his knees
Must be a fixer cause he evacs when I sneaze

He wear no shoeshine he got burning footwear
He got wicked smiling he roots everybody
He say "I run now, I run free"
One thing I can tell you is that he is not me
Well whatever,
will you?
Runbuff me?

He gag constantly he lag definatly
He got no tokenboard he the final hacker
He is hurt, not very well
Have him in your precense you can feel how he smell
Well whatever,
will you?
Runbuff me?

He breake and entry he the lockpick of eight
He got expensive skills he one nano slacker
He say "One and one all AS me"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Well whatever,
will you?
Runbuff me?

[________Heckler N00b]

just changed one word in this one, guess which.
(prolly done before, but i cant got tru all pages, again)


Funcom you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?

Always tease tease tease
Siempre - coqetiando y enganyando
You're happy when I'm on my knees
Me arrodilla y estas feliz
One day is fine, next is black
Un dias bien el otro negro
So if you want me off your back
Al rededar en tu espalda
Well come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I Stay or should I go?
Me debo ir o que darme

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

This indecision's bugging me
Esta undecision me molesta
If you don't want me, set me free
Si no me quieres, librame
Exactly who'm I'm supposed to be
Diga me que tengo ser
Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
?Saves que robas me querda?
Come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I cool it or should I blow?
?Me debo ir o quedarme?

Should I stay or should I go now?
?Yo me frio o lo sophlo?
If I go there will be trouble
Si me voi - va ver peligro
And if I stay it will be double
Si me quedo es doble
So you gotta let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?
?Yo me frio o lo sophlo?