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Thread: Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

  1. #401
    Gene13
    (To the tune of Spiderman - Ramones Version)


    Gene13, Gene13
    Hides behind a computer screen
    Spams and flames, spins his lies
    Catches trolls, just like flies
    Look out!
    Here comes the Gene13

    Can he rant? Listen, bud
    Rage and fury is in his blood
    Can he beat, a horse that’s dead?
    He can highjack any thread
    Hey, there!
    There goes the Gene13

    In the heat of a fight
    In the midst of a whine
    Like a beacon of light
    His posts they do shine


    Gene13, Gene13
    Irrepressible post machine
    When in-game, he’s ignored
    Takes it out on the fixer board
    Look out!
    Here comes the Gene13

    To him, we’re all big suck-ups
    Whenever there are ****-ups
    You'll find the Gene13!
    Skeena - Omni Fixer RK2 [SETUP]
    Mctrout - Omni Doctor RK2 [SETUP]
    Kaarp - Omni Enforcer RK2

    86% Explorer - 53% Socializer - 46% Achiever - 13% Killer

  2. #402

    Fixers' Blues

    Dont know if this has been done yet but........
    To the Community from the new guy....

    ***FIXER'S BLUES***


    SUNG TO THE TUNE OF:
    "Glenn Frey
    Smugglers Blues"

    There's trouble on the Grid tonight, I can feel it in my bones
    I had a premonition that he should not go alone
    I knew the gun was loaded, but I didn't think he'd kill
    Everything exploded, and the blood began to spill
    So baby, here's your ticket, and the medpacks in your hand
    Here's a little money, now we'll do it just the way we planned
    You be cool for twenty hours, and I'll pay you twenty grand...

    I'm sorry it went down like this, but someone had to lose
    It's the nature of the business, it's the Fixers blues,

    The Agents and the Nano's, the Soldiers and the Law
    The payoffs and the ripoffs and the things nobody saw
    Don't matter if it's Implants,Bombs or Cyborg heads,
    You've got to carry weapons 'cause you always carry creds..

    There's lots of shady characters and lots of dirty deals
    Every name's an alias in case somebody squeals
    It's the lure of easy money, it's got a very strong appeal
    Perhaps you'd understand it better standing in my shoes
    It's the ultimate enticement, it's the Fixers' blues,

    You see it on the Vid-screens, you hear it every day
    They say they're gonna stop it, but it doesn't go away
    We grid on in thru Newland and attack down in Galway...
    They send their sec-men after us, but they know we're here to stay...

    It's propping up the governments over in Athen and in Tir
    You ask any Omni exec-man, and they'll say they live in fear,
    It dont matter what security they have,we're always in the clear...
    Perhaps you'd understand it better standing in my shoes
    It's the ultimate enticement, it's the Fixers' blues,


    Then he'll ask if you can find us cause he wants to cut a deal...
    He's got someone that he wants gone or something for us to steal,
    You see he understands very well there aint nothing we cant do...
    From the office of the CEO right down to me and you
    Me and you
    It's a losing proposition, but one He can't refuse
    It's the politics of contraband, it's the Fixers' blues

    Decided to post it here cause it fit....
    Got a problem? We can fix it.

    Fixer, Proud Veteran of Synergy Factor

  3. #403

    Talking I apologize in advance

    "Fixer Dirtbag" by Wheatus

    Her name is Noell
    I ask to team up with her
    But her friends "AFK"
    I watch as my hopes all wither
    Oh how she rOX,
    But thanks to those c***s,
    She doesn't know who I a-am,
    And she doesn't give a damn about me

    Cuz I'm just an AO Fixer, baby
    Yeah I'm just a gimped-out Fixer, baby
    Run with teh Gr1dSP4cE fR33d0M, baby, with me
    (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooh)

    Her teammates are *****
    'Cuz their stats are all so uber
    I'm still LFG,
    And I feel like such a l0s3r
    So what if I can beat
    Their yalms down the street
    They still don't know who I a-am
    And they'll never give a damn about me

    Cuz I'm just an AO Fixer, baby
    I'm just a nerfed-out Fixer, baby
    Run with teh Gr1dSP4cE fR33d0M, baby, with me
    (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooh)

    Dood, this gets so old
    I'm blitzed-out and I am lonely
    Lo, and behold,
    She's griddin' in before me
    This must be fake
    My knees start to shake
    How does she who I a-am?
    And why would she give a damn about me?

    "I've got a pass for the Fixer Gri-id, baby
    Come with Friday, don't say 'mebbe'
    'Cuz I'm just a n3rf3d-0u7 Ph1xx0r, baby, like j00..."
    (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oooh)


    Oooh yeah, Phixx0r-rrr
    No, they do not know what they're missin'!
    Oooh yeah, Phixx0r-rrr
    No, they'll never know what they're missin'!


    Cuz, I'm just an AO Fixer, baby
    I'm just a pimp-stylin' Fixer, baby
    Run with teh Gr1dSP4cE fR33d0M, baby, like me
    (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooh)


    --- Read through this thread and it cracked me up. Just had to join in the fun! Yeah we may be gimped, but we still have the most fun!!
    .quoth the rav3n.

    Sevvaire - RK2 Omni Fixer

  4. #404
    George Thorogood did a good one, I really can't see fit to modify it at all, so I'll just link to the lyrics.

    The Fixer

    Much better heard than read though.
    Scofflaw -- 179 Omni Fixer

    "I snap my fingers, and the fixer gets it done"

  5. #405
    *Parody of "50-Cent - P-I-M-P"*

    (Chorus)
    I don't know what you heard about me
    But a Omni can't get a AS out of me
    No HoTs, no guns, you can't see
    Cuz I'm a mother****ing G-I-M-P
    (Repeat)

    (Verse 1)
    Now Omni, be in the base, they shootin the towers
    Them Omni got a thing for for banging Storm's base for hours
    Clanners bust in and it turns into a lead shower
    We feed their foolish fantasies, let them play because they wanna
    We spit a little G man, and our game got em'
    A hour later, have their asses in 75% just where we want em'
    Them trick niggas in saying they thinkin 'bout revenge
    I got them bitches by the reclaim
    Thats where the party ends
    They like my style, They like my smile, They like the way I talk
    They up in Greater Tir County, think they like me cause I rawk!
    I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I wanna see em dead
    I'm that nigga trying to hide so I dont get shot in the head
    I could care less how they perform when they sheddin all the red
    Man this is wack, pick a target and attack
    Look baby this is simple, you can't see me
    You looking for me, I'm hiding cuz I'm a G-I-M-P

    (Bridge)
    My boy Dyermaker, I really gotta feature
    said "OMG My pings so high, it just ordered a Pizza!"

    (Chorus)
    I don't know whats going on around me
    Getting lag damage every 20
    No Towers, no guns, No CT
    Cuz of my mother****ing P-I-N-G
    (Repeat)

    Benjamin "Fixerben" Bacarella - L212 AL10
    Haywood "Brawlking" Jablomy - L220 AL21

  6. #406

    I Run Real Fast

    Asked to post this here as well as on Forum.

    I Run Very Fast: BY Transfxr

    Don't do the damage
    Don't tank the mobs
    Don't heal the team
    Don't wrangle you slobs
    What do I do
    I hear you ask
    Well I'm here to say
    I run very fast

    Don't slaughter the beast
    Don't get aggro at all
    Don't keep you alive
    Just having a ball
    NCU and a HoT
    I'll cast if you ask
    It's all I've got
    Oh wait, I run very fast

    I'm master of the grid
    I can get anywhere
    While you're slowly moving
    I'm already there
    What do I add
    I hear you ask
    What do I care
    I run very fast

    And now with Grid Armor
    I hear you whine oh so much
    The mobs can hit you
    But me they can't touch
    But why when I can't tank
    I hear you ask
    It's a dilemma you see
    But I run really fast

    MP's have their pets
    Engie's their bots
    Trader's their wrangles
    I have my HoTs
    What else can I do
    I hear you ask
    If it's nothing, oh well
    Cause I run very fast

    Enforcers are tough
    Soldiers shoot fast
    Agents are sneaky
    NT's have their blast
    But I have the best thing
    What is it you ask
    I laugh when the tank drops
    Cause I run very fast

    While I must admit
    Docs are the best
    They're first to fall
    And soon go the rest
    And while you are dieing
    Where am I you ask
    Don't look for me here
    Cause I run very fast

    The life of a Fixer
    Is hard to explain
    It's filled with much hardship
    Full of such pain
    But still there's the question
    I hear you all ask
    What do I do
    Well, I run very fast
    Dauhuai
    Clan Nano Engineer (159)
    Building a better Rubi-Ka One Tradeskill at a time

    Sodamoca
    Clan Atrox Doctor (155)
    Free SFA to all Clan

  7. #407

    The Ruined Blitz

    The Ruined Blitz by Transfxr
    (Sung to: The Wanted Man by: Styx)

    Oh Baby I'm in fear for my life from a train of angry mobs
    Blitzed mission but I can't find the item and the mobs are drawing in
    Oh dang it I have used all my nano and I can't even evac out
    Dang mobs now have me rooted and drained and it's reclaim without a doubt

    Yeah, the blitz is up my lucks run out they finally caught me
    The fixer man who dodged and ran is now to be history
    Gotta wait till rez is gone
    Come again and start sqaure one
    The ruined blitz

    Oh guildie I can hear you a crying how so sad this makes you feel
    You assure me that your need for the nano is so desperate and so real
    Oh guildie I can see you now sitting in a safe secluded flat
    While thanking me I know you are really concentrating on private chat

    Yeah, the blitz is up the mobs are here they're going to defeat me
    My health is gone my burst used up reclaim I know I'll see
    Still I'll come and blitz again
    get my mate his new program
    The ruined blitz


    P.S.
    I wish you guys would post some of your lyrics out in the reg forum as well as here. I mean this is 22 pages long and full of really great stuff.
    Dauhuai
    Clan Nano Engineer (159)
    Building a better Rubi-Ka One Tradeskill at a time

    Sodamoca
    Clan Atrox Doctor (155)
    Free SFA to all Clan

  8. #408
    Blue Fixer Man by:Transfxr
    (Sung to: Blue Collar Man by Styx)

    Give me a job give me a reason to blitz
    Give me a chance to have fun
    I am standing here in my Grid Armor blues
    And I want to Run

    I'll take the hard blitz
    Impossible task
    Keeping my eye on the reward
    I'll visit reclaim
    And start once again
    But I'm going to be a Blue Fixer Man

    I'll get the buffs I'll load my armor blue
    I'll pull the missions I need
    Tell me the Item and I will come through
    Though I have to bleed

    I'll take the hard runs
    Impossible risks
    Keeping my evades at maximum
    I dodge the worst mobs
    Cause that is my job
    If I'm going to be a Blue Fixer Maa'an
    Keeping my eye on the reward you need
    Where mission reward is only a short blitz away
    True success, will it be mine if I will it to be
    I run and dodge and hope in the end it will pay

    I'll take the hard blitz
    Impossible Task
    Keeping my eye for the reward
    I'll visit reclaim
    and Start once again
    But I'm going to be a Blue Fixer Man,
    Yes I'm going to be a Blue Fixer Man.
    Dauhuai
    Clan Nano Engineer (159)
    Building a better Rubi-Ka One Tradeskill at a time

    Sodamoca
    Clan Atrox Doctor (155)
    Free SFA to all Clan

  9. #409

    Blitz Fixer Blitz

    Blitz Fixer Blitz: By Transfxr
    (Sung to the Tune of: Silent Night. Originally Stille Nachte)

    Blitz Fixer Blitz, Run Fixer Run
    It's all good, It's all Fun
    Get the Item your guild mates all need
    From the constraints of movement you're freed
    Blitz with relative ea-ase
    Bli-itz with relative ease

    No Fixer no, you are so screwed
    Mobs are close, time is skewed
    No nano left and the mobs surround you
    Nothing is left so what more can you do
    Try Evacing to gri-id
    Try-y evacing to grid

    Safe Fixer Safe, grid surrounds you
    Now you decide, what will you do
    Go back to mission and try it again
    Maybe you'll lose but then maybe you'll win
    You know that you have to try-y
    You know that you have to try

    Back in the mish, try a new route
    Never think twice, never show doubt
    Soon you will see the leet item you need
    Get it and run or I promise you'll bleed
    Finish and try to grid ou-out
    Finish and try to grid out.
    Dauhuai
    Clan Nano Engineer (159)
    Building a better Rubi-Ka One Tradeskill at a time

    Sodamoca
    Clan Atrox Doctor (155)
    Free SFA to all Clan

  10. #410

    SuperGAFixer

    Super GA Fixer by Transfxr
    (Sung to: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from Marry Poppins)

    SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious
    Even though the other Profs might think that we're precocious
    We know it will be reclaim if we ever lose our Focus
    SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious

    Run dilly dilly dilly root dilly-ay, snare dilly dilly dilly scoot dilly-ay
    Run dilly dilly dilly root dilly-ay, snare dilly dilly dilly scoot dilly-ay

    SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious
    If we fight them toe to toe we know that they will Croak Us
    So we root and snare and dodge and wear them down like Locusts
    SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious

    Run dilly dilly dilly root dilly-ay, snare dilly dilly dilly scoot dilly-ay
    Run dilly dilly dilly root dilly-ay, snare dilly dilly dilly scoot dilly-ay
    Dauhuai
    Clan Nano Engineer (159)
    Building a better Rubi-Ka One Tradeskill at a time

    Sodamoca
    Clan Atrox Doctor (155)
    Free SFA to all Clan

  11. #411
    the last one there is wicked great : )
    Geli
    Aiobhell
    Monkey

    I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

  12. #412
    Beatin' a Fixer up (as sung to "F**king an Animal" by Gwar)

    Hahahaha, my apologies to *EVERYONE* for this one.


    Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh...

    IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

    Loooooooooovveeee...

    Beatin' a Fixer up!!


    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    Funcom nerfed you really good
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    And there's nothing you can do
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    They sure are mighty fun to smear...

    Beat dat Fixer up!!

    One whack with EQB
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    One good nuke from the NT
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    To the reclaim you will be
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!

    Didn't need to buff myself to tank
    Just had to stand here and eliminate
    No point in running
    You can't get away
    It's just me and you alone now
    You're already half dead

    Oh, Fixer!
    Dying Fixer!

    *groan*

    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    One whack with EQB
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    One good nuke from the NT
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    To the reclaim you will be
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!

    Fixer destroyer on the loose
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    You're losin' all of your life juice
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    And Funcom did this to you...
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!

    And now the Fixer is in pain
    He's in pain, he's in pain, he's in pain, terrible pain
    But then he gets GA...

    And now I'm at the reclaim...
    And I say "WTF" in vain...

    (and I remember I was...)

    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    One whack with EQB
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    One good nuke from the NT
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!
    To the reclaim you will be
    Beatin' a Fixer up!!

    But Funcom nerfed me too...
    Angelmed - 220/20/64 - F1, UBT, AFK
    (stuff) - (more)
    Bigdumbnoob - 150 Alium Killer
    And the alt army

  13. #413
    oh god, i finally came in and read this thing. my sides, they've split! i'm in such pain. and everyone at work is looking at me funny! oh, the humanity!

    i'll get one put together soon. beware all.

    Foset
    Proud Member of First Order
    FOset, Fixer, Atlantean

    I'm in this for the Experience, not the XP.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silirrion
    'The Bench' (which has now passed into standard office lingo btw ) has been saved.

  14. #414
    The Gimp Song by Lionheart (former Fixer to "The Bitch Song" by Bowliing for Soup)

    Is it OK if I nerf your grid today
    You’ve been uber for along time
    but, now grid armors "gh3y" and you can't evac.
    or run now. you're rooted on the spot now
    And that Enforcers on his way.

    [chorus]
    You’re a gimp
    and you can't run away
    OH OH You can’t grid
    and my alpha's on it's way.
    Baby, You’re a gimp
    Hey Hey Hey Hey
    You forgot to save,
    and Reclaims on it's way.

    So you tell me that there’s nothing left to stay
    You're accounts already on freeze now
    And then you try to quit, but you will, come back.
    And stay back
    You lie in bed, but you can sleep, cos...
    you know that... [chorus]

    [BREAK]

    [chorus]

    Yeah you’re a gimp but I love you anyway
    So why don’t you...... Stay

  15. #415
    Originally posted by Crin
    We can flee from the danger
    Watch friends fall to the floor
    And we can block out their screams from reaching our dreams
    Cause we’ve, done it all before

    We can run where we want to
    We can leave our fears behind
    Cause we're pushing mach three and begin to pee
    Stained pants, never crossed our minds

    And we can run, Rrr-Uuuu-Nnnn
    Is this to the tune of "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats?

    lol it fits....

    http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artist...ithouthats.htm
    Bitcoin and the ACA are Ponzi schemes. MMMmm, sounds like pizza.

  16. #416

    Unhappy "I Am a Rock"

    Well, I had to.
    Here's my tribute To SHADOWLANDS:

    Simon and Garfunkel
    "I Am a Rock"

    Old fixers played
    Before the Mannex December
    I am alone
    Gazing from my window
    To the Jobe streets below
    For my 30 bucks Its all I have to show!

    I am a fixer.
    I am in grid armor.

    I'm like a wall
    A fortress deep and mighty
    That none may penetrate
    I have no need for healing
    Nothing causes me any pain
    It's SL and it's nerfing I disdain.

    I am a fixer.
    I am in grid armor.

    Don't talk of "love"
    Well, I've heard the word before
    It's only left NCU memory...
    I won't go back to ShadowLands
    Too many times I've died
    Even greys kill me.
    Every time I've tried.

    I am a fixer.
    I am in grid armor.

    I have my Hot's
    And my run buffs to protect me
    I am shielded in my grid armor
    Hiding back in RK
    Safe within my missions.
    I kill everything and no-one touches me

    I am a fixer
    I am in grid armor.
    And the nerfs feel no pain
    And Shadowlands can just die..

  17. #417

    Re: SuperGAFixer

    Originally posted by SodaMoca5
    Super GA Fixer by Transfxr
    (Sung to: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from Marry Poppins)

    SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious
    Even though the other Profs might think that we're precocious
    We know it will be reclaim if we ever lose our Focus
    SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious

    Run dilly dilly dilly root dilly-ay, snare dilly dilly dilly scoot dilly-ay
    Run dilly dilly dilly root dilly-ay, snare dilly dilly dilly scoot dilly-ay

    SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious
    If we fight them toe to toe we know that they will Croak Us
    So we root and snare and dodge and wear them down like Locusts
    SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious

    Run dilly dilly dilly root dilly-ay, snare dilly dilly dilly scoot dilly-ay
    Run dilly dilly dilly root dilly-ay, snare dilly dilly dilly scoot dilly-ay
    This one kicks some ass and then some. If there was a prize, I declare "SuperGAFixerFightingMobsThatAreAtrocious" to be the winner.

    PtO.

  18. #418

    Dr. Dre/ Snoop Dogg - Still Dre

    (reinterpreted by Qwikz)

    If you aint up on thangs
    Omni-Tek is the name, we make the rules to the game
    Still bursting the Leets, still with the beats
    Still better fear our police
    Still rock my "Love" padded and creased
    Still got love for the Reets', repping Omni
    Still the clanners hang when we do our thang
    Since I left, ain't too much changed, still


    I'm representing for them Fixers all across the world
    Still
    Flashing them suckas with my Keelars girl
    Still gridding fast when I feel the heat
    and I still got love for my peeps

    It's the Q.K.Z.
    RK2
    Qwikz - HUGE Inc.

    "I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".

  19. #419
    brand new "seventy times 7"

    jonhagoods ode to Penumbra

    Back in scheol they never taught us
    what we needed to know
    Like how to deal with the despair
    of someone breakin your ga
    For twelve patches I've held it all together
    but a zone like this is beggin to pull me apart.

    that is all i can come up with these songs are side spliting
    Brodarious 208 Fixer
    Fayefay 202 Keeper
    Blancomeow 154 Trader
    Steviecheese 90 Agent
    MsPokes 82 Martial Artist
    Demophoon 70 Adventurer
    Weyo 59 Doctor
    Mrblinks 49 Enforcer

  20. #420

    Time, by Pink Floyd

    Running away from social MOBs that are all grey,
    you fritter and waste the XP in a shameful way.
    Looking around for a team outbound in your hometown;
    hoping for someone to recruit you for the Subway.

    Tired of hiding in the corners,
    blitzing missions for some loot.
    And you are fast but life is short,
    and MOBs always seem break your root.
    And then one blitz you find,
    red agent got behind you.
    Snared, you find it hard to run,
    as he lowers his long-range gun...

    And you run and you run but you're all done and you're sinking
    down to the ground as your vision fades away
    The experiance bar is dark once more but it's OK
    Your experiance pool is a higher level that you...

    Mission blitzing gets tiring.
    Will Fixers ever get their fix?
    Funcom lied in their description,
    should've started a mystic.
    Hanging on in whiny desperation is the Fixer way.
    The time is gone,
    the fun seems over,
    but its still the coolest class to play.

    Home, home again.
    All because of that damned marksman.
    Once your gear is back from reclaim,
    a minute more before you buff again.
    And far away across the fields,
    the Item rests upon the floor.
    You're off again at full speed,
    as the agent smiles, reloads, and hides once more.

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