Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

[_______Dr.Loc[ation]]

BTW. could some talented singers taht happens to be a fixer sing that song ( the first 1 ), that would really be a blast =)

That would sertaintly show Fc ;P

[________Psychogaiden]

hehe thats a lot of funny lyrics and since a fixer with nothing to do but give everyone speed buffs i think i shall write some lyrics about a fixer too. well im off to write one and postit here soon.


Psychogaiden lvl 63 RK1
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[____________Rasputin]

Never made it as a tank man...
Couldn't cut it as a caster, casting...
Tired of dying like EQ man...
Sick of lies and Funcom's senseless stealing...

I'm a fi-xer and now,
I see what I really am,
I'm a dead-man and now,
I see what I really am.

It's not like them, to add features,
They just **** us with more bad-green creatures,
This time we're, mistaken,
For playing a sad game that's breaking,
They've been wrong, it's been long,
We've been waiting for a patch that's missing,
These five words in my head
"My account hasn't closed yet?"

yet....yet...yet....no, no
yet....yet...yet....no, no

It's not like they didn't know that,
We said we'd close them and we swear we still will,
And it must have been so bad,
Seeing our fixer's issues that go on still,

I'm a fi-xer and now
I see what I really am,
Still LFG, and now,
I see what I really am

It's not like they, see fixers,
Even MA's will be fixed much quicker,
We still run, from danger,
And bathe Mighty Funcom with our anger,
We've been wrong, We've been down,
Been to the base of every reclaim term'nal,
These five words in our heads
"This company hasn't closed yet?"

yet....yet....yet....no, no
yet....yet....yet....no, no

Never made it as a Healer,
Couldn't cut it as a trade-skil, dealer,
This is how, they remind me........
This is how, they remind me........

It's not like them, to say sorry,
We're still waiting on a different story,
This time they're, mistaken,
For trying to sell their game that's breaking,
They've been wrong, well so long,
Seems that we fixers don't fix nothin'.
These five words, in my head,
"Account closed - and Nietya's dead"

dead....dead....dead....oh, no....
dead....dead....dead....oh, no....

______________________________
My account's been closed for about a month now, but my girlfriend's is still active since I got a 3 month subscription for it... awhile ago. But I figured I'd let my wee 'wittle voice be heard for the cause of the Fixers.

/salute

Good luck to you all, and God speed.

[________________Crin]

Originally posted by Morradi
Fixers are really funny!. maybe the profession should be called "comedians" instead of "fixers".

You might have something there. Remember the Useless Fixer Nanos thread. That was worth a few belly laughs.

[Slyyk]

Sung to the tune of 'I Don't Care Anymore' by Phil Collins. Sadly I didn't have to change many words.

Well I'm gonna show everyone how I run around this place
Drag my Mausser all over the place.
I don't care anymore.

You can tell everybody about the mission I'm in
You won't catch me crying just because I can't swim.
I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore
I don't care what you say
I don't play the same game you play.

Because I've been talking to the Enforcers that you call your friends
And it seems to me there's a means to an end.
They don't care anymore.

And as for me I can run around and bide my time
I've got nothing to lose since I can grid in less than nine.
I don't care anymore
I don't care no more

I don't care what you say
We never played by the same rules anyway.

[_______________Intra]

ok, my turn ... I appologise in advance

'its time to fix the fixers,
its time to get us right,
its time to lynch the dev team in I-R-C chat tonight

They gave us summon ammo,
we have to camp all night,
to try to get grid armour,
why cant we get grid armour?
(its time to get grid armour)
and be the most sensational,
inspirational,
celebrational,
muppetational,
non descript profession in AOooooooooo!

parp!'

[____________VonVolks]

Gimme an F!
Gimme an I!
Gimme an X!
Gimme an E!
"sorry there are no illegal drugs on RK for fixers to sell" FC...

Gimme an F!
Gimme an I!
Gimme an X!
Jesus christ!!!! RUN!!!!!

[____________VonVolks]

Rah Rah Rasputin,
RK's greatest fix machine,
he was a fixer who really could run!
Rah Rah Rasputin
Rk's greatest Burst Machine,
he was a fixer, but left cos we're broke.............

Doh!

[_______________Intra]

ok, now lilnymph getting into a cheerleader uniform I can handle... but Jimmy doing it? you're just scaring me now mate

it conjures visions of jimmy saville in a cheerleader uniform.. give me a now then, now then, jewelry, jewelry..... ugh

run away!

/me appologises to the americans who dont understand the now then now then reference

[______________Dareus]

lol

Is this the something super duper really neato?

Seriously though, how can you top that Cos/Cz?

[Whiterrabbit]

now i ve got something very special to show you all today, *tadaaaaa*

/jimmysaville jumps out in a cheerleaders uniform

now then now then mr policeman, i was just showing them... what reputation???

jewellry jewellery.

[_______________Intra]

LMAO! its sticky!!!!!!!

hahahahaha

[Whiterrabbit]

who made this thread sticky? cant have been cosmik, he'd join in

[______________Dareus]

I reported it to get it sticky, best fixer thread so far

Heres mine...

Sung to Faith by George Michaels (or Limp Bizkit)

Well, I guess it would be nice,
If I could solo someday,
I know not everybody,
Is a gimp like me,
But I gotta think twice,
Before I give my account away,
And I know all the stuff that Cosmik says,
Cause I read it too,
Oh, but I need some time off after that ressurection,
Time to pick my body up off the floor,
When that patch comes down without affection,
Well it takes a strong man, Funcom, but I'm showing you that door

I gotta reroll

Funcom, I know you're asking me to stay,
Saying please please please don't run away,
Cause you're giving me the blues,
Funcom, you remind me of the words you say,
Can't help but think of yesterday,
And I know summon ammo was really a ruse,
More boring then a stamp collection,
Before you kick me off another team,
When that patch comes down without affection,
Well, it takes a strong man Funcom but I'm showing you that door

I gotta reroll

Twink the %%%% up!

I gotta reroll!

[____________Shepherd]

I gave up on my fixer long ago, but I feel your plight. Here, sing this to the tune of Santana's 'Smooth':

Now here's a hard one
Three orange healers in an entry room.
If they were outside in the sun, I could just zoom,
But what can I do?

My Mausser Streamer,
my thirty bullet senorita,
When we met you were sweet, ah,
But now, what can you do?

And if I find my speed ain't fast enough,
There ain't much else I can do to rough you up!
I can't tank or kill or even throw a nuke.
What can I do?

And just like the rebels running through Tir,
I feel just like I'm shouting but no one can hear,
I got no kind of purpose, don't know what to do,
Gimme a role and a gun --
Or just forget about it!

I'll tell you one thing,
I can run faster than most anything.
The marathon on Rubi-ka, from Rompa to Rome,
is just a stroll.

But on a mission,
to prove I'm worthy as a citizen,
I feel the breathing of a huge mutant or two,
And what can I do?

'Cause if I find my speed ain't fast enough,
There ain't much else I can do to rough you up!
I can't tank or kill or even throw a nuke.
What can I do?

And just like the rebels running through Tir,
I feel just like I'm shouting but no one can hear,
I got no kind of purpose, don't know what to do,
Gimme a role and a gun --
Or just forget about it!

Don't let's forget about it...
Gimme a role and a gun!
Don't let's forget about it...

[Raik]

[sung to the tune of "All by myself"]

When I was level one,
I never needed a good gun,
and Nano Skills were just for fun.
Run-Fixer-Run~.
Then at some point,
I needed people I could join,
But when I shouted for a group;
All Teams were full.

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore

Then when I tried,
to earn some money at some time-
Nobody wants those buffs of mine,
hard not to whine.

All by myself
Running like the wind
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna be
broke and unloved
Anymore

When I was level one,
I never needed a good gun,
and Nano Skills were just for fun.
Run-Fixer-Run~.


PS: I will actually make one sung to "Dust in the Wind" later i think... hehe - but it seems like for those kinda songs i hardly need to change the lyrics *eg*

[_______________Orion]

Sung to the tune of "Anarchy in the UK" - The Sex Pistols

Right! Now Ha, Ha

I wanna be an MP's pet
I wanna be an MP's pet
I wanna float over everyone's head
Killing and healing looks like fun
But all I can do is fu*kin run!

I wanna be...anarchy online
I wanna be...agony online

Know what I mean

I wanna be an MP's pet
Get pissed...

Destroy!

[Raik]

I would do one to a "Rage against the Machine" Song - but all the ****ing ****'s would give me eye cancer for ****'s sake *eg*


AAAAND:
I promised to stop swearing.

[Whiterrabbit]

doing punk songs is mine, getcha own!!!!

pennywise - society:

Anarchy
we all know theres something wrong and we're known it all along,
balancing,
agents think theres noone else, always fighting for themselves
Anarchy
we got told to stand in line, something cool will soon be mine
Anarchy
we're weak and underpowered, grid armour not playing fair
but no one cares

How loud we shout, makes no difference today,
when funcom devises how you pay
when balancing the troops makes no difference to you
anyway you look at it, you're gonna get screwed.
you lose.

Anarchy
no one here can get along cuz our historys too long
balancing,
metas going with the flow, always getting something now
Anarchy
they are the leaders of the gang, and they look to you and say:
Fixer!
can i get a runbuff? sorry no room on the team, you realise.

how loud you shout makes no difference today
when funcom devises how you pay
when balancing the troops makes no difference to you
anyway you look at it, you're gonna get screwed.
you lose.

Anarchy, we all know theres something wrong, and we've known it all along,
as generally, we all know theres something else, put our fixers on the shelf.

[Whiterrabbit]

man, last time i saw the dropkick murphys... the place was destroyed

<in response to orion's get pissed, destroy comment >