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  1. #361
    lol
    its stuck!!!
    211 Apprentice Fixer Wigz [gear]
    63 Enforcer Rarrr - Tankz()R!!!

    Proud Veteran of Synergy Factor
    ARRRRR!!! Wigz Comics

    Retired due to the intentional timesink design of AO.

  2. #362
    Yups.

    As of somewhat recently, all pro's have limited mod powers. We can stick/unstick threads and are allowed to close threads we've started.

    And thats the truth.
    Candice "Nettie" Kerans
    www.ao-fixer.com

  3. #363
    but can you blow up threads?

    I sure as hell would with the cannon's on the side of my ship.


    "ARRRR! There be a n00b thread again about finding Grid Arrrrrmor, man the cannon's men! FIRE!!!!"
    211 Apprentice Fixer Wigz [gear]
    63 Enforcer Rarrr - Tankz()R!!!

    Proud Veteran of Synergy Factor
    ARRRRR!!! Wigz Comics

    Retired due to the intentional timesink design of AO.

  4. #364

    on topic again

    sing along (stout hearted men) I forgot which thread I posted this on originally.



    noobs noobs noobs noobs
    noobs noobs noobs noobs

    give me some noobs
    who are lunk-headed noobs
    common sense or prior posts they'll ignooore
    start me with two
    who are retarded boobs
    and you'll soon get posts from ten thousand mooore!

    "Where do I get GA?"
    "Are Maussers really o.k.?"
    ....'til I beat my head against the freakin dooor!

    so, theres nothing on these boards
    can halt their evil spam
    when hard-headed noobs
    come posting when they're jammed!
    RK2
    Qwikz - HUGE Inc.

    "I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".

  5. #365
    Twinkers Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio)
    -------
    As I walk through the valley of the Rhionomen
    I take a look at my life
    And realize there's nothing left
    'Cause I've been twinking and laughing so long
    That even Epicine thinks that my mind has gone
    But I ain't never crossed a newbi that didn't deserve it
    Me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
    You betta watch how ya talking
    And where ya walking
    Or you and your guildies might be waiting at reclaim
    I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
    As they croak, I see myself in the Mausser smoke
    Noob, I'm the kinda g that little twinkers wanna be like
    On my keys in the night
    Typing prayers under Arena Lights

    1-Been spending most our lives
    Living in a twinker's paradise (2)
    Keep spending most our lives
    Living in a twinker's paradise (2)

    They got this situation, they got me facing
    I can't have a normal life, I was raised a Fixer
    So I gotta be down with a good team
    Too much forum reading, got me chasing dreams
    I'm an educated twink with credz in my bank
    Got a Manex in my hand and a gleam in my eye
    I'm a low down Fixer, set tripping banger
    And my guildies are down so don't arouse my anger
    Noob, death ain't nothing but a HoT tick away
    I'm living life do or die, what can I say?
    I'm level twenty now but will I live to see twenty-one
    The way things are going I don't know.

    2-Tell me why are we so blind to see
    That the ones we hurt are you and me?

    (rpt 1)

    Power in the money, money in the power
    Minute after minute, hour after hour
    Everybody's running, but half of them rooted
    What's going on in the game?
    But you don't know who's twinkin'
    They say I gotta learn
    But nobody's gonna teach me
    If they can't understand, how can they reach me?
    I guess they can't
    I guess they won't, I guess they suxx0r
    That's why I know my life is out of luck, noob!

    (rpt 1, 2, 2)
    Ghostimage ..[218.19 Doc]
    Redtail .........[218.14 Fix]
    Finmere .......[150.14 Enf]

  6. #366

    Cool lol

    a bit unchanged from the original, but still very inventive

  7. #367
    I know....I am completely evil and deserve to burn in hell. Not sure what I had in mind here.

    For those of you that don't know, This is Eminem's "lose yourself"..and may the gods have mercy on me for doing this..


    If you had...one shot
    One oppurtunity
    to seize everything you ever wanted
    would you root it?
    or just let it grid away?

    His armor's sweaty
    Knees weak Manex's heavy
    there's nanos on his NCU already
    HoTs are pending
    He's nervous
    but on the surface he looks stylin', ready
    to burst mobs, but he keeps on forgetting
    that he's no tank
    the whole crowd comes running out
    the crat's a lout
    time's up over, POW!
    Snap back to reclaiming
    Erp there goes a mill xp
    Erp there goes a title see
    He's so mad but he won't
    give up that easy no!
    He grid to to the scene oh
    It don't matter he's broke
    he so gimped that he knows
    when he goes out that its
    back to the reclaim again
    yo
    he better go fire his gun
    and hope there's no NTs around

    Lose yourself
    In the Gridspace
    the GA
    You better never let it go!
    You only get one shot
    before you're dead
    so don't blow it
    this oppurtunity comes once
    in a toon's lifetime here we go!
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  8. #368

    The Blitzing Song

    La Canzone Corrente
    To the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin


    When the mobs hit your eye with their Cheap MTI’s
    That's a door, eh?
    When the world seems to shine from their Tuned Subturbines
    Blacka door, eh?
    Shells will sing, zinga-zinga-zing, zinga-zinga-zing
    And you'll shout, "Lord please grid me"
    You’ll shoot back, ratta-tat-tat, ratta-tat-tat
    Causa tue nano es niente

    When the mobs make you drool with their Torturing Tools
    That's a door, eh?
    When you’re blown off your feet by their Worn Desert Reets
    Blacka door, eh?
    When you zoom through a room to the death music tune
    That's a door, eh?
    Scuzza me, but you see, the same thing in NLC
    Blacka door, eh?


    That's a door, eh? ... Blacka door, eh? ...
    Unlucky phixxor ...


    When the mobs start to crit and double-hit, they will not quit
    That's a door, eh?
    When you crawl down the hall with no run speed at all
    Blacka door, eh?
    When you’re totally floored that your petition’s ignored
    That's a door, eh?
    Scuzza me, but you see, at FC, we never see
    Blacka door, eh?
    Skeena - Omni Fixer RK2 [SETUP]
    Mctrout - Omni Doctor RK2 [SETUP]
    Kaarp - Omni Enforcer RK2

    86% Explorer - 53% Socializer - 46% Achiever - 13% Killer

  9. #369

    Thumbs up

    *falls over laughing*
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  10. #370
    LOL
    *hugs*

    Thats awesome
    Queen of the Ninjas

    Slyyk - MUHAHAHA! Old Fixers never die, they just take a different grid exit.

    Cosmik - And don't worry, Jorji. We've got FC love for everyone. It's stockpiled and going out the door.

    Jorji's art page (some mature content )

    zomg she finally got myspace lawls

  11. #371
    impossible, they fixed black doors last patch!
    RK2
    Qwikz - HUGE Inc.

    "I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".

  12. #372
    ............and the patch before that
    RK2
    Qwikz - HUGE Inc.

    "I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".

  13. #373
    and er.... uh... the patch before that too
    RK2
    Qwikz - HUGE Inc.

    "I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".

  14. #374
    One from the 80's...

    Good Loot (Fergal Sharkey - Good Heart)
    ------------------------------------------------------

    I heard a lot of stories, I suppose they could be true,
    All about loot, and what it can do for you.
    Highest risk of striking out, the risk of getting hurt,
    and I still have so much to learn.
    Well I know, 'cause I camp for it all the time.
    Well I know that real loot is quite a find.

    And good loot these days is hard to find,
    True loot, the nodrop kind.
    Good loot these days is hard to find,
    So please don't kill steal, this mob is mine.

    My expectations may be high, I blame it on my youth.
    Soon enough I'll learn the painful truth.
    I'll face it like a fixer, then boast of how I've grown,
    Anything is better than being pwned.
    And I know 'cause I camp a little every day.
    Well I know 'cause I try camping when the experts say

    And good loot these days is hard to find,
    True loot, the nodrop kind.
    Good loot these days is hard to find,
    So please don't kill steal, this mob is mine.

    I know it's a dream I'm willing to defend.
    I know it will all be worth it in the end.

    And good loot these days is hard to find,
    True loot, the nodrop kind.
    Good loot these days is hard to find,
    So please don't kill steal, this mob is mine.
    Ghostimage ..[218.19 Doc]
    Redtail .........[218.14 Fix]
    Finmere .......[150.14 Enf]

  15. #375
    Skeena, that's one of the all time highs.. *applause*

    - schma
    schma

    :: schma ran out of cookies on the 4th of march, 2003 ::
    :: Hitched a ride back with the aliens ::

  16. #376
    Thank you very much.
    Skeena - Omni Fixer RK2 [SETUP]
    Mctrout - Omni Doctor RK2 [SETUP]
    Kaarp - Omni Enforcer RK2

    86% Explorer - 53% Socializer - 46% Achiever - 13% Killer

  17. #377
    wow another DKM fan. Doubt anyone else figured out what song that was whiterabbit....

  18. #378
    Son of a Gun - Vaselines (covered by Nirvana)

    Up up up and down
    Turn turn turn around
    Round round roundabout
    And over again
    Gun, gun, wheres the gun
    This blitz is no more fun
    And i'm getting real angry

    The gun was in the bathroom
    Hiphip hooray
    I've got a new manex
    Now its time to play

    Up up up and down
    Turn turn turn around
    Round round roundabout
    And over again
    Enf enf wheres the enf
    This fight is no more fun
    And i'm getting real angry

    The enf finally got rooted
    Hiphip hooray
    Its time to burst him now
    And send to reclaim

  19. #379
    My Cat - Jack Off Jill

    My Fixer
    Cool Fixer
    Good fixer
    Fixer!

    When I see him walking, makes no sense to me
    Hes walking everywhere
    Kiting everything
    My fixers amazing
    He can solo Tarasque
    He may not have grid armor
    But hes a fixer superstar

    My fixer
    Cool fixer
    Good fixer
    Fixer!

    My fixers everywhere
    Snares what he can see
    He may not have a manex
    A maussers it for me
    My cat is amazing
    He can solo Tarasque
    He may not have grid armor
    But hes a fixer superstar

    My fixer isnt gimpy!
    Hes everything to me!
    My fixer summons ammo!
    And he thinks its so funny!
    He isn't very fast!
    He can't hack things apart!
    He may not be Yyerin!
    But he is a work of art!

    He hates twinks as much as I hate you
    He hates twinks as much as I hate you

    My fixer
    Cool fixer
    Good fixer
    Fixer

    When I see him gridding, makes no sense to me
    Takes him 90 seconds so I watch TV
    My fixers amazing
    He can solo Tarasque
    He may not have a stilleto
    But hes a fixer superstar!

  20. #380

    Talking ROFL!

    OMG! u Fixer guys are really something. i was looking through the forums at work and thought "oh well, since i don't have a Fixer, let's see what thoes guys talk about in the forum and if there's anything fun." boy am i in for a trip of my life! these some GREAT SONGS! and 20 pages!? man u guys sure like this. don't have a fixer at the moment but i'll sure roll one just to exprenise the (gimping) fun! u guys almost get me in trouble too! i almost laugh out loud in the office after reading a few songs! lol

    let's see............. i was gona do a Ganster's Paradies but since someone already did it (a fine job too if i should say so), i guess i'll need some time to think of a better one. maybe i'll do one of many great hits of Franky "Blue eyes" (don't know him? ask ur (grand)mom or (grand)dad, they'll most likely know him)

    in the mean time, all i can think of is this one from the sit-com "Friends", no not the theme song, but Phobe's "Smelly Cat"

    /me equips the banjo
    /me clears her throat
    /me starts singing in off key voice

    gimpy Fixer
    gimpy Fixer
    what did FC do to u!?
    gimpy Fixer
    gimpy Fixer
    it's not ur fault~~~~~!

    ^_^
    Last edited by Idoness; Feb 26th, 2003 at 01:46:18.
    Anime! So many DVDs so little time! And yes! I'm a Otaku (well, a half breed at least)

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