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Thread: Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

  1. #281
    Back to the TOP!
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  2. #282
    here we go a bumpaling among the notum blue
    here we go a bumpaling while leets gnaw upon my shoe!
    love and joy come to you
    because you're a Fixer too!
    And Funcom bless you and grant you
    a sticky song thread
    may FC grant you a sticky song thread..
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  3. #283
    Sticky sticky sticky...

    Bump for MC Chris, just because I want this back at the top.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  4. #284
    And, in honor of MC Chris and his hit tune "Fett's Vette" (seriously... go napster a copy of it. It's great)

    "Cruisin round rubi-ka in my yalmaha
    War's still going I'm neutral in this brouhaha
    My story is shady and no one knows it all uh-huh
    Not even ARK event staff discussing at the Ramada
    Lockpicker, sure to crack a chest
    Rat pops out, I root and run with the best
    Got a job to do, pulling for the team I go
    Bring em 1 at a time, damn i'm on a roll
    I don't care, gonna snare the mobs and kite em now
    Gotta get the creds, boss loot and sell off the Pow
    Got make the money, credit's no good
    When GA ain't dropping in your neighborhood
    Think you can fight, I got an SMG
    Let's make this quick, I run that fast you see
    I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
    Shut down all suppression gas in the Happy Rebel!

    chorus:
    I get in your way....
    I hide from the day....
    I loot and blitz, and sell my shizz...
    To finance, G.A.
    The grid's where I chill.
    I hack all your pills.
    I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes.
    For my time you want to kill.
    Run fast.

    (figured one verse was enough, you're more than welcome to add the second one)

    Once again, seriously can't recommend the original enough... funny as hell, and good music too.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  5. #285
    Back to the top you go.

    C'mon, fixers of many posts, let's keep this thing where it belongs. Sticky or not, it's staying high!
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  6. #286
    *kicks thread in its little shiny butt to force it back on top again*
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

  7. #287
    You know what would be really cool? If this thread was made sticky.

    /G13
    pirates. with lasers.
    Are you having an argument on the internet, again?

    Gene13 - on a space odyssey since 2001
    XXX - N

    Some day your ship will come in, but you will be at the airport.

  8. #288
    *wandering out on stage, blitzed*

    thanmka ma full wif da clups. dif un's a fabrite f mine, nd I sing e fer you...

    *starts uncontrollably shaking*

    You are so uber-ful... to me
    You are so uber-ful... to me

    *rocking back-and-forth like an autistic child on a swing*

    Can you speed...

    You're everything I hope for...

    *swig*

    You never, ever bleed...

    You are so uber-ful...

    *squeezing nads*

    to me...

    *falls off stage*

    Thank you, there will be no encore.
    Dorfone
    Fixer
    XIII Neutral, Rk-2

    I was Rambo in the disco
    I was shootin' to the beat
    When they burned me in effigy
    My vacation was complete.

  9. #289
    /m falls over laughing his butt off for the five thousandth time

    Dorf that was roflmao hysterical but plese..PLEASE never grab yourself there in publi. EVER.
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  10. #290
    Bumping this for Dharin


    SS

  11. #291
    up up and away
    Fausto Biggfoo Clyburn

    Are you some kind of robot? And if so what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for Good? or for Awesome?

  12. #292
    Sticky.... sticky... honey... tape... super-glue... Dorf's... er... nevermind.

    Sticky thread, stick!
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  13. #293

    ok, my shot at it )

    Fun Blitzing Last Night + Bored At Work = this

    Sung to the tune of Pink's Don't Let Me Get Me . If you sing as bad as I do, best just to read the words while the song plays

    ==============================================

    Never take first lefts,
    Love to roll Support Beams,
    Matched sets of Omni-Pol
    Elite and Forest Green.

    Clients a-dore me,
    Enemies bore me,
    My one and only creed
    is: Get 'em what they need

    Every day I dodge a wall of Virusbuilders,
    Can't help but smirk when they take a swipe at me,

    I'm a bat from out of hell,
    Don't block da blitza,
    Master of velocity,

    I know the mission layouts well,
    Straight to the item,
    Arrange my own 3 minute war,
    And then I'm off to Trade to sell.

    Then I'm off to Trade to sell. (uh, uh, uh, uh)

    Mission term offers me,
    good gear real far,
    That's no tragedy,
    Don't need no car.

    Can't be compared,
    to Soldiers and NTs,
    They're about bustin heads,
    And that just ain't me.

    Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something,
    A rare in a full hard mission cell,

    'Cause I'm a bat from out of hell,
    Don't block da blitza,
    Master of velocity,

    I know the AI patterns well,
    Battle of wits, I
    Arrange my own 3 minute war,
    And then I'm off to Trade to sell.

    Don't block da blitza, (don't block me)
    Fast enough to run grand prix,

    I know the good materiel,
    No loot to split, I
    Arrange my own 3 minute war,
    Then I'm off to Trade to sell.

    So doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something,
    A rare in a full hard mission cell

    (Don't block da blitza)

    (instruments)
    Rogoff AKA Mr. Brumble - 59 Omni Bureaucrat (RK2)
    Goodz 55 Fixer, (RK2)
    Goodzz 25 MP - Afrolicious, freaky and habit-forming

    Mercinax: "/me casts afro containment field on Goodzz"

  14. #294
    This post has, been bumped...

    Yeah.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  15. #295
    Back to the top again.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  16. #296
    Attacking Thread...
    Thread tried to attack you but missed!
    Thread tried to attack you but missed!
    Thread tried to attack you but missed!

    You hit Thread for 2650 points of Bump damage
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

  17. #297
    *does an Animaniacs impersenation*


    boingee boingee boingee!
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  18. #298
    I sugest we make Dharin sticky thread so he doesn't have to bump so much.... I think he has more bumps then Post





    Artist: 504 Boyz
    Album: Goodfellas
    Title: If You Real, Keep It Real


    Fixers
    Be all you can be
    This No Limit s**t tho...
    We in this for life
    This not just a job baby
    This an adventure, ya heard me?

    Chorus:
    Now if you real, keep it real
    But if you fake, then you phony
    Fixer
    Go make a trader,
    You can't f**k with this fixer

    [Master P]
    I gave a couple Soldiers some novas and I want 'em back
    Trader sent me some beats...But I don't want that
    In '89 I had a Mid, you ain't had a buck
    I bought your only f**kin Apartment, and your first f**kin Yalmaha
    You pawn your rolley boy?
    Oh...you doin' bad?
    Stop trickin' to The ARks, and you wouldn't be on your ass
    Now when times got hard
    You ran your mouth like a b***h
    Sold your soul to Funcom, when you ran with other Professions
    You ain't no Fixer boy
    Take that tat off your stomach
    You talkin' bout he love me
    But b***h you love my money
    Now if greed come between me and my Fixers
    May god bless his soul



    HIP HOP IN THE HOUSE--

  19. #299
    Would post something in this if I could force my brains into thinking in English better than this at the moment...

    Hey, darn it, but that's a bump!
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

  20. #300
    Tiredfromworkbump.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

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