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Thread: Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

  1. #261
    We're gonna get in a Yalm
    We're gonna go, go, go
    Drive down to Tir Arena
    Gank someone we don't know

    Drive-by ganking!

    This is the way we get our thrill
    We get out our hacker tools for pill, pill, pills!

    Suckin' on the Cracker's luck - first gear!
    I think a rat's about to bust - second gear!
    I've got myself a Sol Chironis - third gear!
    I'm gonna kill some local fauna - fourth gear!

    Drive-by ganking, watch out for the worms!!!

    My apologies to Henrietta Collins and the Wife-Beating Childhaters.
    Dorfone
    Fixer
    XIII Neutral, Rk-2

    I was Rambo in the disco
    I was shootin' to the beat
    When they burned me in effigy
    My vacation was complete.

  2. #262
    All I have to say is I'm very scared by all this...

    So scared I'm gonna go cower behind lilnymph.
    Kalastrom - Non GA Fixer since 14.0

  3. #263
    Reel hath now inspired me:

    Well, i know you can't work in flowers all your life
    But don't spend those IP tonight she siad
    but it's too late.
    i don't remember what i read, i don't remember
    what they said, i guess it doesn't matter,
    i guess it doesn't matter
    anymore

    you're gonna go to the auction mart
    you're gonna give 'em all your money
    Grid armor is what they want you to buy
    they tell me it's cool but i just don't believe it...

    sell out, with me oh yea, sell out, with me tonight
    GA's gonna cost me lots of money and
    everything's gonna be. (all right)

    no more wearin green cloaks takin' on my smurfy hat
    you know i don't want that no more
    i didn't ask what price I'd pay
    i reset my MC anyway,
    i guess it doesn't matter, i guess it doesn't matter anymore

    you're gonna go to the auction mart
    you're gonna give 'em all your money
    Grid armor is what they want you to wear, they tell me it's cool, but i just don't believe it

    sell out, with me oh yea, sell out
    with me tonight, Grid armor's gonna cost me
    lots of money and everything's gonna be.

    All right!

    i don't think it'll be so bad
    i know it won't be so bad
    cause the man said "that's the way it is" and the
    man said "Summon that ammo baby!" no no no

    So i bought the mark II from someone funny,
    He said it's gonna cost me all my money
    Just to wear what they want me to wear
    they tell me it's cool, and i sure believe it...
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  4. #264
    I'll take forum posters for 500, Alex.......

    - The answer is "Fixers"

    (beep,beep,beep)

    Err,What goes "Bump" in the night?

    That is correct!
    RK2
    Qwikz - HUGE Inc.

    "I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".

  5. #265
    Shameless plug of the morning
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

  6. #266
    Shameless bump in the night.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  7. #267
    Imagine --- John Lennon


    Imagine there's no funcom
    It's easy if you try
    No Rubi-ka below us
    Above us only sky
    Imagine all the Fixers
    Living for today...

    Imagine there's no guilds
    It isn't hard to do
    Nothing to kill or die for
    And no ICC too
    Imagine all the Fixers
    Living life in peace...

    You may say I'm a Fixer
    But I'm not the only one
    I hope someday you'll join us
    And the world will be as one

    Imagine no nerfs
    I wonder if you can
    No need for greed of Grid Armor
    A brotherhood of man
    Imagine all the Fixers
    Sharing all the world...

    You may say I'm a Fixer
    But I'm not the only one
    I hope someday you'll join us
    And the world will live as one



    Hope i am not hung for this...

    Savedsoul 118 atrox NT Rubi 2
    Saveeee 119 nano Doc Rubi 2

  8. #268
    Haven't Got Time For the Pain

    -Artist: Carly Simon
    -peak Billboard position # 14 in 1974
    -Words and Music by Carly Simon and Jacob Brackman


    Haven't got time for the Nerf

    All those crazy nights when I cried myself to sleep
    Now melodrama never makes me weep anymore
    'cause I haven't got time for the nerf
    I haven't got room for the nerf
    I haven't the need for the nerf
    Not since I've known fixers

    You showed me how, how to leave myself behind
    How to turn down the noise in my mind
    Now I haven't got time for the nerf
    I haven't got room for the nerf
    I haven't the need for the nerf
    Not since I've known fixers

    I haven't got time for the nerf
    I haven't got room for the nerf
    I haven't the need for the nerf

    Sufferin' was the only thing made me feel I was alive
    Thought that's just how much it cost to survive in this world
    'Til you showed me how, how to fill my heart with love
    How to open up and drink in all that white light
    Pourin' down from the heaven

    Haven't got time for the nerf (no pain)
    I haven't got room for the nerf (no pain)
    I haven't the need for the nerf
    Not since I've known fixers

    I haven't got time for the nerf
    I haven't got room for the nerf (for the pain)
    No, I haven't got time, I haven't got time, no I haven't got time for the nerf
    Haven't got room for nerf
    No, no, no, no more nerf
    I haven't got time for the nerf

    FADE

    <instrumental to end>

    Transcribed by Ronald E. Hontz
    ronhontz@worldnet.att.net

  9. #269
    No Woman No Cry - Bob Marley

    Said – said – said: I remember when I used to sit
    At every reclaim terminal on Rubi-ka
    Observing my DNA scattered everywhere
    I lived in a constant state of fear.
    Good fixers we have, and good fixers we lost
    Along the way.
    In this great future, you can’t forget your past;
    Praise our patch, I seh

    No, longer a gimp
    No, longer a gimp
    Ere, little fixer, don’t have to run away
    No, longer a gimp

  10. #270
    Quick bump to hang saveyourbutt for actually using the words "Carly Simon".
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  11. #271
    Hey now DH, I was thinking of doing yellow submarine


    We all live in a Yellow Yalmaha

    :P but i thought i would save you all that trouble of criing

  12. #272
    /me falls over laughing again, for the 40th time since reading this thread the first time

    curse you post nerf! let me speak! I have IMPORTANT things to say!


    well, in another thread maybe.
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  13. #273

    Combined bump and song!

    Bump, bump it up, bump it up, bump it up, YO BUMP IT!
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  14. #274
    I see your Bump Dharin, and Bump it 2 Bumps.

  15. #275
    Hello my name is Dorf o one
    and I'm a dumb grey guy
    I ain't 14.2, I know what's new
    Like Hots and NCU
    I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buffin
    Proppin essence on me again til I fly
    But I can take an HE cuz it nanos me
    And I'm known as Blue Glowing Guy

    Yeah I'm slow like Phillip Ross at chess
    hard to see with the naked eye
    But if I crash again too heinously
    I'll kick it where the sun don't shine
    Cause I'm kinda like Alv Odeleder
    Always eating somone's cookie
    I'm the root of all that's newbie
    Yeah, but you can call me dookie.

    My feet, my feet, my feet are on fire
    My feet, my feet, my feet are on fire
    My feet, my feet, my feet are on fire

    We don't need no buffing
    let the nerf-whiners burn
    Burn, ____, burn

    How's THAT for beating the swarefilter?
    Last edited by Dorf_of_Many; Aug 30th, 2002 at 14:23:53.
    Dorfone
    Fixer
    XIII Neutral, Rk-2

    I was Rambo in the disco
    I was shootin' to the beat
    When they burned me in effigy
    My vacation was complete.

  16. #276
    Bumpedidump

    (I even added it to my sign, so everyone can print out the songs and have saturday singalong evenings.)
    Apprentice Frakk // MA - Rk1 - Stuff - Quote
    Sunye // Doc - Rk1 - Quote
    Rookie Frakk2000 // MA - Rk2
    Freshman Frakked // Soldier - Rk2
    Apprentice Frakk2001 // Doc - Rk2

    Frakk2000's guide to twinking -> link <-
    Adventures of Frakkman
    BondeLAN.org
    Overpowered since 15.0 - MA forever!

  17. #277

    Cool

    The old dancing horse herself, Tina Turner,
    Presents..."whats Jimmy got to do with it?"
    aka. why is there still nothing to do in this game?

    FUNCOM UNDERSTAND
    THAT THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND
    MAKES MY PULSE REACT
    THAT IT`S ONLY THAT THRILL
    OF OMNI VERSUS CLAN
    OPPOSITES ATTACK

    IT`S VIRTUAL
    SHOULD BE LOGICAL
    YOU SEEM TO IGNORE
    THAT IT MEANS MORE THAN THAT

    [CHORUS]
    OH WHATS JIM GOT TO DO WITH IT?
    WHO`S JIM BUT A SECOND HAND FIXER
    WHAT`S JIM GOT TO DO WITH IT?
    HE NEEDS A GAME
    BUT THE STORY SEEMS SO BROKEN!

    IT MAY SEEM TO YOU
    THAT I`M ACTING CONFUSED
    MY FIXERS ARE SO CLOSE TO ME
    IF I TEND TO LOOK DAZED
    I`D READ FC'S SITE
    I`VE GOT A CAUSE FOR ME............(world domination!MWAHAHAHA!....oops back to the song)

    AO'S THE GAME FOR IT (THEY SAID)
    THERE'S YOUR PLACE IN IT (THEY SAID)
    BUT WHATEVER THE REASON
    YOU DID NOTHING MUCH FOR ME

    [CHORUS]

    I`VE BEEN THINKING OF A NEW DIRECTION
    BUT I HAVE TO SAY
    I`VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MY OWN PROTECTION
    AND SMURFDOM AINT THE WAY

    WHAT`S JIM GOT TO DO WITH IT
    WHO'S JIM BUT A RUTHLESS MULTIMILLIONAIRE
    WHAT`S JIM GOT TO DO WITH IT
    HE NEEDS A PART ,BUT THE STORY SEEMS SO BROKEN
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  18. #278
    <3 for Jimmy.

    And <3 for a POST THAT SHOULD BE STICKY AGAIN.

    We will not let this die.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  19. #279
    ROTFLMFAO


    This is great its killed a good hour at werk hahah

    werking on one now lol
    Inner Monkey
    Hurrey - Hurrey
    Abbel - Abbel
    "Originally post by __________Crin
    Here ends the story. And the Fixers found their purpose. They are the Bards of Rubi-Ka. Lying face down in the gutter after drinking themselves into oblivioin. Funcom knew it all along. They just wanted us to figure it out for ourselves. Way to go Funcom. Way to go Fixers."

  20. #280
    If you know it ? It's a great tune


    Dashboard Confessional
    The Best Deceptions – Pfff Blatant plagiarism

    The last great fixer By Hurry

    I heard about the fixer.
    I heard about your way cool buffs.
    I heard about the cool guns, in the dungeons
    and the cool teams that you spent them with.
    I guess I should have run buffed you all .
    I guess I should have retooled you all.

    Did'nt you see, don't you see,
    that the that the mobs were closing?
    And all the "Best puller" and the "Clever
    Aggro holders" awards go to the fixer.
    So kill me hard
    'cause .this will be the last time that I crit.

    I will be back someday
    and this awkward class that tells of other
    people's scars will be of service
    to getting you that item.

    I heard about your regrets.
    I heard that you were feeling sorry.
    I heard from someone that you wish you could hold the aggro from me.
    Well I guess I should have not upgraded to a chem.
    I guess I should have not upgraded to a chem.

    Did'nt you see, don't you see,
    that the that the mobs were closing?
    And all the "Best pullers" and the "Clever
    Aggro holders" awards go to you.
    So kill me hard
    'cause .this will be the last time that I crit

    I will be back someday
    and this awkward class that tells of other
    people's scars will be of service
    to getting you that item.
    to getting you that item.

    I'm waiting for rez shock to leave my body,
    I'll be all right when my things return.
    Ignoring the tells, I'd rather say nothing.
    I'd rather you'd never heard saw my script.
    You're calling too late
    too late to heal me and you do not warrant
    my run buffs.

    You're telling too late
    You're telling too late
    You're telling too late
    I think I will blitz…….
    Inner Monkey
    Hurrey - Hurrey
    Abbel - Abbel
    "Originally post by __________Crin
    Here ends the story. And the Fixers found their purpose. They are the Bards of Rubi-Ka. Lying face down in the gutter after drinking themselves into oblivioin. Funcom knew it all along. They just wanted us to figure it out for ourselves. Way to go Funcom. Way to go Fixers."

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