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Thread: Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

  1. #241
    This one came to me last night on my TLR run... so, I'm dedicating this to the Gamma Ejector. And to Willie Nelson, of course.

    (On The Road Again, Willie Nelson)

    On the road again.
    I'm going places that I've never been.
    Training mobs of yellow, orange, and red.
    And I'm on the road again.

    On the road again.
    Wanting to arrive, not knowing when.
    Got people waiting for my fixer to get in.
    And I'm on the road again.

    On the road again.
    Hunting gammas, scopes, and bow ties.
    We've got the best of friends
    At least as long as nobody else dies
    Just to be

    On the road again
    Reckless digi is my closest friend.
    Got stuck and now I am much too close to my end.
    And I'm in the grid again.

    On the road again.
    Got my runbuff up to save me.
    A fixers only friend
    Is the fixer right behind him
    Behind him
    On the road again.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  2. #242
    'Twas the night before Patching, and in every street,
    Not a gamer was stirring, not even a Reet;

    The Fixers were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of new nano's danced in their heads;

    When out on the forum there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang to the website to see what was the matter.

    Levels on nano's had got people all mad,
    It didn't look good and the Fixers were sad;

    When, who to my wondering eyes should I meet,
    But a miniature Yalmaha, pulled by eight tiny Leet;

    With a flashy young driver, so lively and quick,
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Cosmik.

    So up to a guild house the Yalmaha flew,
    With the Patch full of toys, and St. Cosmik too;

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
    Removing restrictions while chatting on mIRC;

    He sprang into his Yalm, to to the Dev-team a whistle,
    And away they all flew as fast as a missile;

    But I heard him exclaim, ere he flew out of sight,
    "HAPPY PATCHING TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"


    Oh and bump.
    Ghostimage ..[218.19 Doc]
    Redtail .........[218.14 Fix]
    Finmere .......[150.14 Enf]

  3. #243
    Page 3??? what is this doing on page 3? does it look like a topless girl to you? (british newspaper reference there for confused foreign bods )

    hugs all

    lilnymph
    Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
    Originally posted by Cz
    The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!

    40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
    Style over Substance

  4. #244
    Bump.

    Never let this die!!

  5. #245
    /me hears something about topless women and loses focus on any other topic


    um...bump...bumps...2 bumps....
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  6. #246
    Originally posted by Natelie
    "The Grid-Born"

    Crusaders of Data are we, as swift as rumors
    Through cable flow we; as the data highway
    Like Water in Nature, Be life maintained.
    The Truth; our soul be, for we are the Children of the Grid!

    No Lies can Hide, On either Side.
    Enlightment shall come
    When lies succumb
    The Truth; our weapon be, for we are the Children of the Grid!

    The Grid: our feathered wings; identifying and valuable
    The Trance: our fortress; mesmerizing yet steadfast
    The Tech: our friend; complex yet easy
    The Truth; our frame-work be, for we are the Children of the Grid!

    Armed the weapon of fanatic Will
    Skilled are we indeed to Kill.
    Maintain Justice and Truth we must,
    The Truth; our oath be, for we are the Children of the Grid!

    Techno we favor, the Beatz of Trance
    Synchronized with the Grid our souls would be.
    Groove and joy offers it thee
    The Truth: our desire be, for we are the Children of the Grid!

    Oh Nerf, Oh Woe, No longer are we
    For Funcoms amend, we have enjoyed.
    Unite we shallt, under comprehension.
    The Truth; our blessing be, for we are the Children of the Grid!

    Stop the fued, Stop the violence!
    Many blood has spillt for petty Titles!
    Why must Omni suffer near by Stret?
    Why are the Clanners in such a Fret?

    Unite we shallt, under comprehension
    The Truth; our teachings be, for we are the Children of the Grid!

    - Kaydra. Fixer RK 1, a Grid-Born.

    OOC:
    Yes okay.... It does seem a bit MA-ish and it seems as if i was smoking pot writing this Poem but no. =)

    I wrote this poem as an appreciation of what I believe the fixers are.
    Yes, I am an amatuer so please forgive my cheap ryhmes. =P
    I hope you enjoyed it.

    I enjoy my lil fixer alt SSOOO much that I decided to get her a Yalmaha.

    Now that they beafed up the Fixerz a bit.. i thought i'd just switch from MA's (Funcom's Favourite Pet Class) to the Fixers (The Cinderella of the evil step-sister Funcom)

    =)
    Trying to bump this thread, without leaving any noticeable bumpmarks (please keep sticky, guys.. it's our forum jewel)

    - schma
    schma

    :: schma ran out of cookies on the 4th of march, 2003 ::
    :: Hitched a ride back with the aliens ::

  7. #247
    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I stand, bumping this thread with you

    hugs

    lilnymph
    Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
    Originally posted by Cz
    The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!

    40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
    Style over Substance

  8. #248
    I get locked out for a week and this get all the way down here
    Fausto Biggfoo Clyburn

    Are you some kind of robot? And if so what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for Good? or for Awesome?

  9. #249

    Brave Sir Fixer

    Probably been done already (but I really cant be bothered to read through all the pages to find out)

    Bravely bold Sir Fixer ran forth from Omni-1.
    He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Fixer.
    He was not at all afraid to end up at the reclaim,
    Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Fixer!

    He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed by an Atrox,
    Or to have his eyes gouged out by a big bloodcreeper,
    To have his kneecaps split by a Rookie Manhunter,
    And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Fixer!

    His head smashed in with an Atrox Beam
    And his liver removed by an MP Pet
    And his nostrils raped with a SMG
    And his *****....<cough>

    so what happened?

    Brave Sir Fixer ran away
    Bravely ran away away

    When danger reared its ugly head
    He buffed his run and then he fled

    Yes brave Sir Fixer turned about
    and gallantly he evac'ed out

    Bravely beaten by a leet
    he beat a very brave retreat
    Bravest of the brave, Sir Fixer
    Dont you think I look like Geordie from Star Trek?
    <-----------------------------------------------------------
    Actually I look more of a cross between him and Picard don't I?

  10. #250
    bumpity bump bump
    bumpity bump bump

    look at that Fixer go

    bumpity bump bump
    bumpity bump bump

    over the hills and snow!


    [note to Funcom: I don't care if it's a desert plannet I want icecaps to ski on!]
    General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik

    President of Division 9 R.S.G.E

    Fixer
    RK-1

    Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s

    Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!

  11. #251
    why isnt this thread sticky like it used to be? what was the reason for making it non-sticky?
    www.fixergrid.com - Luciana's Fixer Guide

    Ok, I give up. F1x3Rz R |337!!!!
    Luciana - Level 141 Fixer
    Lohr - Level 50 Enforcer

    "<Dai-Galean> Lohr you will get used to SilkeX he is a perminant part of the irc like a bad piece of code hehehe" - From irc.funcom.com #anarchyonline

  12. #252

    Talking Repost

    I originally wrote this song in the "fixerlove" thread, but Im going to put it here too.

    Fixer love" (to the tune of "is this love?" by Bob Marley)



    I was a fixer, who wanted to fight;
    I was a fixer, who just didn't seem right:
    I never got teams, they would take all the others instead;
    I tried to solo, but always wound up dead;
    Then fourteen four came, yeah! - and just like Cozmik said...

    Fixer love -Fixer love -Fixer love -
    Fixer love am I dreamin'?
    Fixer love -Fixer love -Fixer love -
    Fixer love now Im teamin'!

    Im on a roll - on a roll - on a roll now
    All of the trolls - all of the trolls - they re-roll now.

    I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I - I finally feel useful,
    Coz I don't get told that the team's full!
    I am a fixer, I am a fixer who - a fixer who can fight,
    I am a fixer and finally I feel right!
    I find teams now, yeah! - and I don't just leech the xp,
    And when I solo, yeah, oh now! - mobs die before me!
    Since fourteen four came, yeah! - and just like Cozmik said...


    Fixer love -Fixer love -Fixer love -
    Fixer love am I dreamin'?
    Fixer love -Fixer love -Fixer love -
    Fixer love now Im teamin'!

    Wo-o-o-oah!

    Oh yes, I know; yes I know, Im on a roll now!
    Yes, I know; trolls re-roll- yes, I know now!

    I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I - I finally feel useful,
    Coz I don't get told that the team's full!
    I am a fixer, I am a fixer who - a fixer who can fight,
    I am a fixer and finally I feel right!
    I find teams now, yeah! - and I don't just leech the xp,
    And when I solo, yeah, oh now! - mobs die before me!
    Since fourteen four came, yeah! - and just like Cozmik said.../fadeout/
    Devil's Advocate is cooler than you.


    "If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
    - George Bernard Shaw

  13. #253

    Fixer Love

    I'll try to the tune of Muskrat Love by Willis Alan Ramsey, 1971
    (I hear Norwegians love that song)

    Lyrics to Muskrat Love

    Fixer 'Lotty , Fixer Hukk
    Do /disco cause they dont give a ........

    WAIT! WAIT! sorry, will start over.

    Fixer LilNymph, and Fixer Spork
    eat with their hands, they dont use forks
    and she hugs him
    but Spork aint too skinny

    And they buffed and they ran and they gridded
    Funcom gave love when they skidded
    new buffs from heaven above
    It looks like fixer love

    Ok, I officially suck so you all give it a try now...........
    RK2
    Qwikz - HUGE Inc.

    "I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".

  14. #254
    I missed this thread...
    ^ ^ ^
    l l l

    UP YOU GO!
    ~Streaz~
    "Self Proclaimed Fixer God since Jan 2002"

    Note: This account was stolen from me by someone I thought I could trust. I didn't realize what was going on untill someone from my guild contacted me and let me know what was happening. Funcom was gracious enough to give the account back to me, the original owner, but the account is deactivated for the time being and my main concern was just getting it out of the hands of an unsavory character. Sorry for the drama.

    -Streaz

  15. #255
    I missed this thread...
    ^ ^ ^
    l l l

    UP YOU GO!

    ~Streaz~
    "Self Proclaimed Fixer God since Jan 2002"

    Note: This account was stolen from me by someone I thought I could trust. I didn't realize what was going on untill someone from my guild contacted me and let me know what was happening. Funcom was gracious enough to give the account back to me, the original owner, but the account is deactivated for the time being and my main concern was just getting it out of the hands of an unsavory character. Sorry for the drama.

    -Streaz

  16. #256
    *bump*
    Fausto Biggfoo Clyburn

    Are you some kind of robot? And if so what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for Good? or for Awesome?

  17. #257
    Up to the top with you....

    Cosmik, Cz, was this only un-stickied so I can boost my post count?
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  18. #258
    Ohhhw, this needs a bump, needs a bump, needs a...

    I remember having lauged so much with this thread, even if not having yet been able to come up with something worth being added to this... well I just can't let it fall back either in the land of forgotten threads
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

  19. #259
    We need more lyrics! Maybey some more postive ones to reflect the times?
    Fausto Biggfoo Clyburn

    Are you some kind of robot? And if so what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for Good? or for Awesome?

  20. #260
    Too lazy to search and see if it was done already, so....

    "I'm blue, da da dee da da da"... OK, if I continue this one, I'll have zero self-respect, so I'll stop there and try for something better.

    Hmm... in honor to my mentor, the Reelbigfish (a.k.a. Whiterabbit):

    "This is just a fixer song"

    Have you been to Newland Desert?
    Have you walked with the leets?
    There's a hundred thousand newbies out there killing those reets
    And the fixers don't lie when they say everything's changed
    But what can you say, tell me how to explain?

    Have you lived the experience, have you witnessed the gimps?
    Fixers walking around with a permanent limp
    In this land of competition we were seen as a leech
    But we wouldn't back down, we extended our reach
    We extended our reach

    This is just a fixer song
    Written for the people who don't know what was wrong
    Like ants in a colony we did our share
    But there's so many other classes out there!
    And this is just a fixer song

    We couldn't do damage, our HoTs sucked
    Our grid armor so rare it's just a matter of luck
    Our grid nanos were given out all over the game
    but we swallowed it all, until everything changed!
    Everything changed!

    This is just a fixer song
    Written for the people who don't know what was wrong
    We spent so long waiting for our love
    Finally delivered down from funcom above...
    And this is just a fixer song.

    Stacking HoTs that can help you live
    NCU buffs so you have something to give
    A full line of weapon buffs, guns that don't suck
    Give us dual wield and we'll bless our luck!
    One in five fixers had already quit
    But now we're back in the thick of it!

    This is just a fixer song
    Written for the people who don't know what was wrong
    And this is just a fixer song.


    Aw, you know you love me. Now go pick up the real thing, "Punk Rock Song", Bad Religion.
    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

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