Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

[_______________Orion]

Sung to the tune of the early 80's one hit wonder "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.

Run Fixer Run

You can run if you want to, it's about all that you can do
and when your friends are out leveling, you'll be running until you're blue
I say, you can run where you want to, a place where you'll never find a team
You can shout out loud Fixer LFG but everybody's AFK
And we can run.

Ah we can run when we want to, we can always get away
Running from death, leeching experience
It's our favorite way to play.

You can run if you want to, cause running is such a blast
But if you don't have grid armor and you try to kill something
You'll be taking it up the a*s
And we can run.

Rrrr-Uuuu-Nnnn
Run Fixer Run!

(add some verses)

[________________Crin]

We can flee from the danger
Watch friends fall to the floor
And we can block out their screams from reaching our dreams
Cause we’ve, done it all before

We can run where we want to
We can leave our fears behind
Cause we're pushing mach three and begin to pee
Stained pants, never crossed our minds

And we can run, Rrr-Uuuu-Nnnn

[Melbringi]

oh that just made me feal so uber just now thanks guys.

Melbringi 71 Clan Fixer RK2

[Teknolord]

Goodbye to you my fixer friend.
We've known each other since we were level nine or ten. Together we climbed hills and trees.
Learned of grid and rooting mobs
Buffed our speed and healed our feets.

Goodbye my friend it's hard to leave.
When all the guns are shooting in the sky.
Now the spring is in the air.
Pretty buffs are everywhere.
Think of me and I'll be there.
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climb were just seasons out of time.

Goodbye Fixers please pray for me.
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much whine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.

Goodbye Fixers its hard to die.
When all the guns are shooting in the sky.
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little n00bs everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the whine and the song like the seasons havent gone.
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the whine and the song like the seasons have all gone...

Goodbye fixers my little ones. You gave me love and help me find the gun.
And every time that I was down.
You're always come around
And get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye Fixers it's hard to die.
When all the birds are singing in the sky.
Now that the spring is in the air. with the flowers everywhere.
I wish that we could both be there.

We had joy we had sun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climb were just seasons out of time
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the whine and the song like the seasons have all gone.
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the whine and the song like the seasons have all gone.

[_______________Intra]

are you leaving us Tekno?

[Teknolord]

Im not leaving YET..
But its a hymn to all those left, and maybe will.
Hopefully will FC get a clue, and do something FAST.

When i leave, will i post an edited version of Stairway to Heaven

[_______________Intra]

Originally posted by Teknolord
Im not leaving YET..

thank god, I was getting a bit worried. the singing was scary enough without people leaving too

[Teknolord]

Oh no, its my duty to stay for a while longer... It would be stupid of me to rant and whine, and not stay to see IF anything changes
so i guess im obliged to stay around

[Whiterrabbit]

Sung to the tune of operation ivys "knowledge" (if you cant get a copy, ill email you one).

I know,
things are getting tougher when you cant kill a green without a friend twice your level,
Wide open road is my future now,
So get ****ing running!

All i know is what i can't do,
All i know is that i can't do nothing,
All i know is what i can't do,
All i know is that i can't do nothing.

Wwwwwwwwweeeeeeee get told we're unique
yeah right, as if, you're talking out your ass

All i know is what i can't do,
All i know is that i can't do nothing,
All i know is what i can't do,
All iknow is that i cant do nothing.

What you gonna do without grid armour?
Son you'd better learn to hide,
You've wasted all those ips,
And you're running away from greens.

Metas, they got it all on a plate

All i know is what i cant do
All i know is that i cant do nothing
All i know is what i cant do
All i know is what i cant do nothing

And we're fixed????!!!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!?

[________________Rook]

This is a story about a clanner named Bobbie Sue
A little fixer with very little to do
She sit around Tir, and buff, and sing the blues
and here's what happened when she decided to get some loot...

She headed down to, ooh, old West Athens
That's where she heard was the action
Bobbi Sue shot a mob while running a mission
He aggroed and she turned and run...

Go on--run, little fixer, run
Go on--run, little fixer, run
Go on--run, little fixer, run
Go on--run, little fixer, run

Mr. Gaute is a developer in Europe
You know he knows just exactly what to nerf
He ain't gonna let that fixer get a break
He's gonna nerf her and put her in her place...

Bobbi Sue, whoa, whoa, she's buff today
But Gaute's nerfs caught up to her the very next day
She lost her xp, hey
She lost her team
She lost it all--and she's still running today

Screaming go on--run, little fixer, run
Go on--run, little fixer, run
Go on--run, little fixer, run
Go on--run, little fixer, run
Go on--run, little fixer, run

[lilnymph]

/me looks around the thread, and sees the state that her fellow fixers are in.

lilnymph

[Teknolord]

One more?

Bobby Brown/Fixer d00d
Frank Zappa/Teknolord

Hey there people I'm a fixer d00d. They say I'm the fastest d00d in town
My feet is fast, my clothes are shiny. I tell damn FC they can kiss my hiney

Here I am at a famous spot. I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
I got a enforcer here, wants to help with my mission
Let him do all the work and maybe later I'll loot him

Oh God I am the Anarchy dream. I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a ***** I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

Agent's liberation Came creeping all across the planet
I tell you people, I was not ready when I fecked this **** by the name of xxxxxx

He made a little speach then uuh, he tried to make me say when
He had my balls in a vice, but he left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the Anarchy dream. But now I smell like vaseline
I'm a miserable son of a *****. Am I a puller or a gridder, I don't know which

So I went out and bought me a grid armor suit.
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doing mobsta pulling and none of the teammates can even tell I'm a gimp

Eventually me and a friend sort of drifted along into T&S
I can take about an level on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God, I am the Anarchy dream
With a mausser up my butt 'till it makes me scream
And I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, FC"

Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic. Thanks to Funcom, I'm a killing spastic

And my name is Fixer D00d - Watch me now, I'm going down

[________Transcendent]

Loonies..


I'll converte some Kaizers Orchestra songs to AO as soon as I have time ... Though only the norwegian speaking part of the community will truly apreceate it (as they sing in norwegian).

[____________VonVolks]

Tune: MOP "ante up"

v1.

Rubi-ka, Home of the brave,
I'll be running the streets like a slave,
With a Sempai dress code,
Always in distress mode,
(that will send us to our grave) SO!
You think we don't know that?
Fixer , Hold that !! (blaoow!)
Fixer, Hold that !! (blaooow!)
Fixer, Hold that!!!
From the street, fixer, you know the drill,
Im 900 and 99 tho short of a mil,

ch.

Run-buff up!
Root that fool!
Run-buff up!
Smg that Fool!
Its the perfect timin,
you see those red mobs shinin',
just get off them goddam GA crystals!
HUH!
Run-buff up,
Burst that fool!
Run-buff up,
HOT you fool!
get him! get him! get him!
Hit him! hit him! hit him!
Yap him! gap him!
Help me ! Help me!!!!

V2.......

Them Mobs you know, ain't friendly
those GA's we cast make em all envy,
you thinkin its all good,
agents creepin thru a small hood,
enforcers trippin about a buff,
and they all should....
Runbuff up! Burst that fool!
If you're put up in a team,
back out your SMG money,
catch them fools at the bar for that shiny yal money...

C2 repeat...

Anyway..... i think this thread is a perfect example of why I love the fixers community...

[Teknolord]

Things like this could ONLY come from fixers

[Whiterrabbit]

Face down in the gutter, wont admit defeat,
though his maussers broken and cra*
hes a fast little bloke with a wussy gun,
dont you take his grid away...

HEY!

Hes been at it for years, blitzing missions for beer
been saving for the big GA

hey! hey! hey!

With his phat runspeed and nanoskills
this guy has shed some tears
though his friends and team sing a different song,
as they worry about their next purchase

hey! hey! hey!

but this aggroant fool breaks every rule
you see he made a fixer.

did he listen, no he dont,
runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
might keep this fool from dieing

hes a legend in the bar, with every scar
from a thousand bigger men

hey! hey! hey!

though he fights and looses,
got all the bruises,
wont Funcom please step in?

but this pridefull fools got a masochistic streak
keeps getting back into the ring

hey! hey! hey!

in the queue for fixes this class was placed
but everyone pushed in

did he listen, no he dont,
runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
might keep this fool from dieing

did he listen, no he dont,
runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
might keep this fool from dieing

hes a legend in the bar, with every scar
from a thousand bigger men,
though he fights and looses, got all the bruises,
wont funcom please step in?

[lilnymph]

/me shrugs her shoulders, and gets out a cheerleading uniform

anyone got any cheers for me?

(sorry cant think up any, stressful day in the office, grrrr)

lilnymph

[______________Pilker]

Scary... very scary.

But hey, it's good!

[________________Crin]

Here ends the story. And the Fixers found their purpose. They are the Bards of Rubi-Ka. Lying face down in the gutter after drinking themselves into oblivioin. Funcom knew it all along. They just wanted us to figure it out for ourselves. Way to go Funcom. Way to go Fixers.

[_______Dr.Loc[ation]]

Fixers are really funny!. maybe the profession should be called "comedians" instead of "fixers".

Eventually me and a friend sort of drifted along into T&S
I can take about an level on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower

-really funny 1 =)

you made me laught, ill pay ya 1 mil