Come work for RUR! (recruitment msg)

[Shadehawk]

Memo

Subject:  Omni-Tek Department Meeting
Sender:   Dabblez
Receiver: Shadehawk

Please clear your calendar for the 16th and attend the first OT Dep Meeting.
See section 2 (encrypted) for further info.

Shadehawk read the memo again. RUR was going to take part in that?
Sure, RUR was a OT firm, but it hadn never played in that league before. Something was happening, that much was clear, but the whole picture seemed to elude him. Oh well, "Ours is not to reason why" as the old proverb went. He made some adjustments to the planed schedule and inserted a new item on the 16th, "OTDM".

[Shadehawk]

The smoldering heaps of what used to be two Pfft robots where quickly retrieved by the RUR Smoke & Mirrors team, and all traces of what had happend where erased. Shadehawk still had the feeling that the worst was yet to come....

[nonesuch1]

I saw a half-crushed robot crawl out of my neighbor's swimming pool and drag itself into the Grid. I didn't know they could do that.

[Dabblez]

I saw a half-crushed robot crawl out of my neighbor's swimming pool and drag itself into the Grid. I didn't know they could do that.

That's nothing! Having left grid it proceeded to dance the tago with the OT Tailor while juggling five baby leets.

[nonesuch1]

Isn't leet-juggling illegal?

[Mire]

Who came up with that dumb law!

[Shadehawk]

Adarax looked up at the new. shiny market building that somehow had just materialized in front of him in RUR City. He almost started drooling. It was just a so perfect opportunity for some serious frau... business! Doing a quick inventory scan, he decided to go into the antiquities business. That should result in some quick cash.

Releasing the two charmed leets he'd been juggelig, Adarax sauntered through the market front door, smiling oily to a couple of customers allready flocking around the building, like bees around honey.

[Dabblez]

Don't let the bounties on our head deter you, there has never been a better time to join RUR than now!

Dabblez
Director of Rubi-Ka Universal Robots