Bureaucrat Speeches

After perfecting the art of public speaking, I've decided to share my knowledge with others who are also passionate about this art form.

Here are the speeches and what they do:

Demotivational Speeches:

Dead Man Walking ____ NanoResist -410, CriticalIncrease -19, CurrentNano -998

Retreat to Glory ______ CurrentNano -336
Swapdisk Mayhem ____ CurrentNano -288
Surge in the System ___ CurrentNano -222
Administrative Error ___ CurrentNano -154
Factory Recall ________ CurrentNano -66

Mourner's March __________ NanoResist -98
Who Writes the Minutes? ___ NanoResist -68
That is not on the Agenda __ NanoResist -40
Let's Make a Committee ____ NanoResist -24

Certainty of Defeat ____ CriticalIncrease -11%
10 Thumbs __________ CriticalIncrease -6%
Fumble Fingers _______ CriticalIncrease -2%

Motivational Speeches:

Improved Heroic Measures __ AddAllOff 133 AddAllDef 410
Heroic Measures __________ AddAllOff 100 AddAllDef 310
Glorious Leader ___________ AddAllOff 65 AddAllDef 210
Triumphant Pose __________ AddAllOff 40 AddAllDef 120
Bravery Overcomes ________ AddAllOff 15 AddAllDef 60
Lead From The Front _______AddAllOff 5 AddAllDef 35

Improvise and Adapt __________ NanoResist 170
Implement Through Iteration ___ NanoResist 120
Organizational Opportunities ___ NanoResist 70
Only the Paranoid Will Survive! __ NanoResist 35

Assassin's Focus _____ CriticalIncrease 7%
Opportunity Knocks ___ CriticalIncrease 3%

Awesome thanks, i kinda wish we would have gotten some better offensive speeches with AI or SL. but such is life.

Great post, thank you :)

Demotivational Speeches have the "useless" tag attached to them since they were introduced due the fact that their range makes them worthless. Since SL, they have become totally obsolete since the meager debuff values are laughable compared to the apparent skills of mobs.

Demotivational speech range 1m. aka. gimmie a hug.

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Originally Posted by Dakkon

Demotivational speech range 1m. aka. gimmie a hug.

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Is it really that small? That's ridiculous!

BTW, good info. Thanks Bedstuy.

AreaCastNano Wearer 45 ticks at 20 seconds Demotivational Speech: Mourner's March 9 meters

AreaCastNano Wearer 180 ticks at 20 seconds Motivational Speech: Heroic Measures 8 meters

it's not a 1m range, and they pulse just as far if not farther than the motivational ones.

Demotivational speeches are really useful - if you are a melee crat. Unfortunately, I don't know any (save for some TL4 crats using the briefcase of holding). For all others, the debuff doesn't reach the target due to range.

The second factor is the meager debuffs connected to them, though they might still make a difference at TL 4-5.

The option of casting the debuff speech on the pet - like the engineer pet auras - would greatly improve their worth. Or let me rephrase: would make me try using them again.

The speech lines need to be extended or otherwise improved to keep them in tune with other classes' improved abilities. Then again, we'd also need a better nuke.

Well I guess the speeches were aimed at AO RK missions since they were made long b4 any expansion? :)