There already a song out ther for us fixers
Try looking for "goin' the distance" by CAKE, i think you'll find alot of the lyrics were written for our proffesion.
Thin Lizzie Whiskey in the Jar-o
As I was rolling over, the Mort and Sentiel mountains,
I saw Mr. Ross, and his credits he was counting,
I first produced my blackjack, and then produced my Machine gun, and I said "Stand and deliver, or the devil he may take you"
I counted all his credits, and it was a pretty penny,
I took all his credits, yeah, and I brought home to Eleena.
She swore that she loved me, that never would she leave me,
for the devil take that woman, for you know she tricked this fixer easy.
Mush a rain grid away now, mush a rain grid away now,
Punch that Omni-Pol, punch that Omni-Pol,
there's no FC love in the patch-o.
Being drunk and weary, I went to Eleena's chamber,
taking my Eleena, but I never knew the danger.
For around six or maybe seven,
In walked Mr. Ross,
I jumped up fired both my uzis, I hit him with both barrels.
Mush a rain grid away now, mush a rain grid away now,
Punch that Omni-Pol, punch that Omni-Pol,
there's no FC love in the patch-o.
Some men like a flyin', some men like a fightin', and some men like to hear, yeah to hear the Notrum cannons.
Me, I like blitzing, especially back to my Eleena's chamber,
but look at me now, here I am in prison, here I am with this ball and chain.
Mush a rain grid away now, mush a rain grid away now,
Punch that Omni-Pol, punch that Omni-Pol,
there's no FC love in the patch-o.
Re: There already a song out ther for us fixers
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Originally posted by Syllke
Try looking for "goin' the distance" by CAKE, i think you'll find alot of the lyrics were written for our proffesion.
That one is in this post somewhere already, check page 4 ;)
my contribution to Fixer love songs
to the tune of the Offspring's "come out and play"
Like the latest fashion
likely a trendy disease
Fixer's stopping on the way to the mission
getting pasted with the greatest of ease
That 14.2 patch takes your grid armor down
One trader debuff and it's all over pal
With dark blue nanos and a sucky Mauser
we're gonna get bashed up
get bashed up
get bashed up
get bashed up
Hey!
Funcom you disrecpecting me!
(take em out!)
Why you gotta keep me so frustrated?
Hey!
Funcom you treat me like a leet!
(take em out!)
Why you gotta keep me so frustrated?
Hey hey don't pay no mind
you're under five million IP
you're not getting new nanos this tiiime
Hey hey!
No Fixer love today!
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This is totally tongue-in-cheek FC..hehe I give much Funcom love jst throw some back in the way of light blue nanos..pweeeeease?