BRWAHAHAA!!!
<hick>
/me pokes Prom
You hear that? Affected?
/me swaggers over to Thyrra
/me squints at Thyrra in the harsh light of the dark night
Lemme tell ya thesh, yong lassie...
I neverever let me drunkenesch afflict me fightingschkills
/pointleft
Schee that guard over there? Yeah?
Now lemme schow you schomething...
/me walks over to guard
Now waschthisch...
/me takes a swing at the guard
/me misses by a meter
/me falls down in a heap at the feet of the laughing guard
/me points to Thyrra
Yoo schee... totamalistically unafflicted in me fightingschkills
/me passes out