Omni-Pol Arrest Warrant

In accordance to Omni-Pol law the following arrest warrant have been issued.

Name of the defendant:
Agrestus Wright

Last known residence:
Newland City

Offence:
Aiding know terrorists
Bribery and corruption
Improper behavior
Not wearing a shirt while driving a vehicle
Involvement with an under aged Yutto
Assaulting an officer
Assassination attempt on the Omni-Tek Board of Directors
Unlicensed bronto herding
Disturbance of the peace
Instigating a riot
Feeding alcoholic beverages to leets
Letting pet flamingos into a barber shop
Causing high values of damage while playing destruction derby with poorly trained Ottous
Using the Newland militia for personal gain
Obstruction of justice
Jury tampering
Perverting the course of justice
Witness tampering
Spoliation of evidence
Conspiring against the corporation
Impersonating an Omni-Pol official
Compounding a felony
Failing to report knowledge of a felony to the appropriate authorities
Tax evasion
Fraud
Copyright infringement
Arrangement of rollerrat battles
416 unpaid parking tickets

Omni-Pol file:
http://omni-pol.net/yaf_op_fileview.aspx?id=13

The only thing I see that your suspect has allegedly done wrong is let flamingo's in a barber shop. They could have slipped on some hair and hurt themselves. The rest of it is quite acceptable.

Just another day in Newland i Guess.....

Even if this is considered accepted behavior by neutrals I can promise you that it is not by Omni-Pol.

Does Mr. Wright have any other known alias'? Also, do we have any description of what this terrorist looks like and what side alignment detectors show on him? This information would aid my attempts to find him.

I know I saw this guy the other day, he was jaywalking, AND spitting on a public walkway!

Doesn't supprise me, please report where and when you saw him.

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Originally Posted by Novagen

Doesn't supprise me, please report where and when you saw him.

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He was walking across the main entrance to Newland, I nearly collided with him in my yalm. I'm not sure what it was that he was chewing, but he left a sample of it on the back left quarter panel of my yalm as I passed.

Came in the frontgate of Newland cuple of hours ago, and I bumped into him, litterary. he cursed me up and down and yelled he would rip my head of and replace it With a rollerat..

How rude....

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Originally Posted by cheopis

He was walking across the main entrance to Newland, I nearly collided with him in my yalm. I'm not sure what it was that he was chewing, but he left a sample of it on the back left quarter panel of my yalm as I passed.

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Could you please take the Yalmaha to the closest Omni-Pol office so we can send it over to the department of investigations for an analysis. You should be able to have it back in a few months.

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Originally Posted by Xandathrii

Came in the frontgate of Newland cuple of hours ago, and I bumped into him, litterary. he cursed me up and down and yelled he would rip my head of and replace it With a rollerat..

How rude....

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I'm afraid that this don't sound like our suspect. He really would have replaced your head with a rollerat.

Littering
Bigamy
and Conduct Unbecoming of an Officer

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Originally Posted by Novagen

I'm afraid that this don't sound like our suspect. He really would have replaced your head with a rollerat.

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Well, If it wasnt for the loaded gun i my hands, Im sure he would, but he seemed unarmed when i met him..

The more you talk about him, the more I like this guy.

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Originally Posted by Novagen

Even if this is considered accepted behavior by neutrals I can promise you that it is not by Omni-Pol.

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Well, most civilised people understand the concept of innocent until proven guilty. That is only an arrest warrant, not his conviction history.

That said, I haven't seen any flamingo's around lately and I'm starting to get worried.

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Originally Posted by Xandathrii

Came in the frontgate of Newland cuple of hours ago, and I bumped into him, litterary. he cursed me up and down and yelled he would rip my head of and replace it With a rollerat..

How rude....

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Rude perhaps, but Art? definitely!

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Originally Posted by Neista

Rude perhaps, but Art? definitely!

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Bump x 10

Message from my wife: She wants to bake you cookies, Mr Wright.