OTPC: TPC Freelance: Breaking News: Omni-Pol Faces The Final Frontier

April 1st, 29487
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OTPC – In a surprise announcement Omni-Pols Anti-Terrorist Unit Chief
Officer Agentcora reveals the launch of her newest plans. *

What follows is the transcript of the announcement which was given from the
Omni-Pol offices in Rome.

“Good evening, and thank you all for coming,

Today I am very excited to reveal one of our most sensitive plans, and
possibly our most ambitious one, since the colonization of Rubi-Ka!

From today Omni-Pol launches into the final frontier of fighting crime, and
chasing down criminals where ever they may go; from today nowhere on or OFF
Rubi-Ka will be safe, for today the Omni-Pol Space Division is born!

As modelled by myself our Officers will be given equipment that will allow
them to operate in space. This new division will enable us to conduct stop
and searches on su****ious ships trying to enter into Rubi-Kan shipping
lanes, by kitting our Officers with very luminous ‘STOP!’ signs, the ships
will stop, be boarded and then searched. This new approach will not only
seriously reduce smuggling, but is also an extremely cost effective way of
doing so.

The Omni-Pol Space Division (OPSD) will not only be able to lend a hand to
the Omni-Tek Orbital Defence Fleet currently engaged with the Kry’Ozch; but
will now be able to protect the Goliath-Class Battle Stations in orbit,
allowing them to be permanently controlled by Omni-Tek; and thus ending
further Battle station conflicts.

The first wave of Officers are set to go on their first ever space patrol
later this day; and I hope you all join me in watching the live coverage
exclusively for OTPC.

Thank you.”

I'll be available throughout the day on Rubi-Ka for any questions, concerns or autographs people may want.

I'm sure I remember something to do with the first officer to be assigned this prestigious position being called April.... You mentioned this at some point - didn't you Cora? Also: Can I have your autograph!?

I figured you'd want one, so i've already written one out for you.

Thanks to special funding from Omni-Prime, Omni-Pol has been able to obtain new Police Interceptors.

(( lol'd! - I wish :p))

((anyone else getting a flash-back to muppetshows Pigs in space? :D ))

Omni-Tek In Space

Thank you for drawing this plan up. Now that I'm off planet, I'll know precisely which police cruisers to hit with missiles.

Have you ever seen someone explode from the inside out while in zero G? It's really messy.