Messages for Damage Dumpers: Flamebait for All!
APF Damage Dumper Tutorial For Soldiers:
APF Raid Call is Issued
- Remove Compiler to maximize NCU
- Get Fixer NCU if you can
- Go to TG and get every damage buff available
- Get to raid as soon as you are sufficiently buffed
- Target oranges and lower unless you're out of lowbies
- Ranged pull first, Use Clipfever across large groups, SB if it helps
- Run ahead of Raid Party, always be the first to pull, THIS IS KEY!
- Ignore the raid leaders requests to stay back, or you wont get that first alpha in.
- Ignore everyone who tells you that you suck, remember: You're a star, they just don't understand that!
-- MOST IMPORTANTLY!! --
- - Make sure to post your dump as soon as the buffs start running-out or you might lose your chance!
- - Brag endlessly as if you actually have skillz
- - Log out and restart WoW
/rollseyes
You Dumper guys do understand that everyone around you knows what you're doing, right?
Most of us are in our teams /sighing about the pathetic show you're putting on, wondering what you think you're achieving
"Why oh why couldn't he be a clam... Why oh why must he be a fellow soldier..."
I see some of you that are STILL doing it every raid after 3 or 4 years! (Unless you do horribly, then you never post for some reason)
I just thought I'd tell you so you don't go around being too impressed with yourselves.
/winkwink
/discuss