New RUR Catalogue available!

The text version is below, but we do suggest you come view the
Full Color Catalogue! . We also wish to remind customers we do take orders for custom bots for any civillian application.

On with the catalogue.

DLX-2000: This is our vacuum cleaner bot, and trust me folks, it sucks! Ideal for hotels, office blocks, hospitals and large mansions, the DLX-2000 is the ultimate dust-buster. Powerful yet, discreet the DLK-2000's QPT brain allows it to make snap decisions as to when it is appropriate to start cleaning and when the humans would rather be left alone. Not only that, but now the DLK-2000 is also safe to leave with young children and small pets!

Technical Specification: 16 RD QPT processor, twin Roger-Roger jollyflaps, Nickelodeon v8.2 magnetic refrompinator, ‘Last Dance’ spheretropic synthesizer, gyroscopic paramorphic stablisers.

RRP: Cr. 699,99

Phewy Series 6 (aka "The Milly"): Nanny, cook, cleaner and friend; the Phewy Series 6 is all this and more. Make any home a happy home with this incredible household bot. Endowed with a QPT brain, the Milly is able learn and adapt to the personality of its owners and in no time will become 'just one of the family'. Please note: we do not ship lingerie with this robot so stop asking!

Technical Specification: 32 RD QPT processor, Finklewink v 19.02 “Rapture” displacer motor, 12 illuminum interlocking, jumble-free Magoo sensory arrays, 2 Standard Beebitty-boobity-boo interfaces.

RRP: Cr. 2,499,999

Phewy Series 7 (aka “The Jeeves”): This is our butler bot. Does everything the Milly does but with an air of disdain and a snooty British accent.

Technical Specification: See the Phewy Series 6.

RRP: Cr. 2,599,999

The Leetbot: If it walks like a leet and talks like a leet (r u nubi?) it must be... a RUR Leetbot! The Leetbot is the perfect pet for children and adults alike. It offers all the furry, wide-eyed cuteness of a real leet without the fleas, messy house training accidents and manic sex drive.

Technical Specification: 1 RD QPT processor, Fussitronics “Little beggar” simulator, 9 valve Rimsky-Korsakov redundant servo engine,
Joo-prologic device. Batteries not included.

RRP: Cr. 199,999

The Logitronix 600/ Logitronix 600 Deluxe: This is the newest addition to the RUR range. Its a strong, versatile utility bot particularly suited for heavy outdoor tasks which at the same time require a certain amount of finesse, like gardening or last minute Christmas shopping. The Logitronix sports a more powerful processor the previous RUR models, which compares favourably with many mid-range computers and as such makes in an ideal companion for the scientist on the go.

Technical Specification: 64 RD QPT processor, 6 hip-hop radial kryptonium speculators, Betamax, stratocaster collusion clusters,
Elvis-the-pelvis gyro stabiliser, Ms Pac-Mac protocol v. 6.11, vapid longwave modulator, Advanced Kermit the frog.

RRP: Cr. 4,999,999

Didymus was lying in his bed, just looking at the ceiling while waiting to get tired enough to sleep,
and sleep didn't come easy nowadays as he always had his hands full with the guild and meetings and ..

*rap tap tap*

What was that sound? Didymus half sat up in bed. Had he heard something? ..
Probably his overworked mind playing tricks on him.
He really needed that sleep. He threw a glance at that half lit crack at the door ..
His bedroom was slightly lit up by the moon, but his livingroom wasn't and staring at
that crack in the door was like staring into the abyss .. or something like that.
He tried not to think of it and rolled over.

*rap tap tap* - *bonk!*

Damnit, something *was* out there! Heart pounding, Didymus rolled out of his bedsheets
and frantically grasped for his shotgun under his bed while staring intently at the doorway.
"COME ON YA BASTARD!" and suddenly, two evil eyes lit up in the darkness edging closer
like some monstrous hunter of the night. "R U NUBI?!" it roared.
Didymus' face had gone pale and he started firing wildly at the crack in the doorway .. BANG, BANG, BANG ..

15 seconds later, Didymus wiped sweat off his forehead and loaded another clip.
Surely this beast sent to kill him in his sleep must've been dead by now ..
Still aiming with his shotgun, Didymus finally found the lightswitch.

All that was left of his asassin was a leet head.
"dewd" it said before the lights in it's eyes went out.

"WHO IN PHILLIP ROSS' BOTTOM PUT THAT DAMNED LEET BOT IN HERE?!??"

(( lol Didymus!)

Nice lineup :D

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Originally posted by Savoy

without the ... manic sex drive.

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Pffff, our manic sex drive is our essence. You take that away and the being is no longer "leet". It is just an empty shell. A hollow being with no soul. Or something.

If any of your engineers are available for more...formidable applications, let me know. I am always interested in out-sourcing work.

Um.. do you have a female lookalike 'bot that can keep my 'bot company?

.......

Nevermind. It didn't work the last time. How does he know the woman hanging out with him is not a real woman but a 'bot?!?

Actually, the Quantium Positronic Thingy (QPT), makes our bots quite special. It makes the bot act more like human. Sometimes I even think they are like human, just more pure and innocent.. The bots seem often to socialize with each other. One of our R.U.R bots, Crattyjacks Harry, has been frequently asking if he could meet our notorious Milly bot.

I maybe a Milly bot would be your choice:

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Phewy Series 6 (aka "The Milly"): Nanny, cook, cleaner and friend; the Phewy Series 6 is all this and more. Make any home a happy home with this incredible household bot. Endowed with a QPT brain, the Milly is able learn and adapt to the personality of its owners and in no time will become 'just one of the family'. Please note: we do not ship lingerie with this robot so stop asking!

Technical Specification: 32 RD QPT processor, Finklewink v 19.02 “Rapture” displacer motor, 12 illuminum interlocking, jumble-free Magoo sensory arrays, 2 Standard Beebitty-boobity-boo interfaces.
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RRP: Cr. 2,499,999

Limona
Robot Psychologist, R.U.R

I love R.U.R.

Buy Qpt for your lazy wife and get down with your bad self homey

Noholds briefly looks at the catalog and saids, ""Well put Ogmon
i could not have said any better!".

Noholdsbarre
RUR Progmammer

Quote:

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Originally posted by Didymus
Didymus was lying in his bed, just looking at the ceiling while waiting to get tired enough to sleep,
and sleep didn't come easy nowadays as he always had his hands full with the guild and meetings and ..

*rap tap tap*

What was that sound? Didymus half sat up in bed. Had he heard something? ..
Probably his overworked mind playing tricks on him.
He really needed that sleep. He threw a glance at that half lit crack at the door ..
His bedroom was slightly lit up by the moon, but his livingroom wasn't and staring at
that crack in the door was like staring into the abyss .. or something like that.
He tried not to think of it and rolled over.

*rap tap tap* - *bonk!*

Damnit, something *was* out there! Heart pounding, Didymus rolled out of his bedsheets
and frantically grasped for his shotgun under his bed while staring intently at the doorway.
"COME ON YA BASTARD!" and suddenly, two evil eyes lit up in the darkness edging closer
like some monstrous hunter of the night. "R U NUBI?!" it roared.
Didymus' face had gone pale and he started firing wildly at the crack in the doorway .. BANG, BANG, BANG ..

15 seconds later, Didymus wiped sweat off his forehead and loaded another clip.
Surely this beast sent to kill him in his sleep must've been dead by now ..
Still aiming with his shotgun, Didymus finally found the lightswitch.

All that was left of his asassin was a leet head.
"dewd" it said before the lights in it's eyes went out.

"WHO IN PHILLIP ROSS' BOTTOM PUT THAT DAMNED LEET BOT IN HERE?!??"

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Whoa... aren't we a little... jumpy?