Information: Leet Protection Agency

The Leet Protection Agency was founded in May this year by Lise "Gimpeline" Everwhite and Katelin "Ukblizzard" McChristion.

The LPA is not a normal organisation. It is an agency which encourages people from any organisation and from any faction to join together to work towards putting an end to the cruelty endured by leets across Rubi Ka on a daily basis.

You can see our flyer here.

Currently the LPA is interested in seeking out Rubi-Kans who also want to join our fight. We are particularly looking for people who are fantastic at organising promotional events and potential fundraisers.

If you want to join us as an individual, or if you want to sign your whole organisation up to join the LPA, we would love to hear from you. Please contact either Gimpeline or Ukblizzard via this gridsite or with your communication device.

The LPA curently only operates on Atlantean, however if there are people on Rimor or DNW who would be interested in sharing ideas and running their own events we are open to suggestions.


Stop the killing. Join the fight.
Make life easier for our little friends.

Join the Leet Protection Agency TODAY!

There are forums set up here : LPA Public Information Forum

walking through West Athens one day
I met a little leet along the way

He said to me i'm a leet, who are you?
I replied i'm Steelylgint, how do you do.
the little leet nodded and chirped away
it seemed to me he had quite a lot to say

I said little leet i'm just out for walk
and if you'll follow i'll be happy to talk
the little leet nodded and chuckled with glee
and walked down the road, conversing with me.

We walked and talked for hours it seemed
then the leet indicated he'd quite like some tea
I took him to my apartment inside backyard 4
He waited very paitently as i unlocked the door

He got in the door and took one look around
He said Steelyglint, this is the worst place in town.
the chairs are old and the carpet is bare.
how do you expect me to nestle down there
this apartment is cold, cold as can be.
now wont you hurry up and fetch me some tea

I glared at the leet, held my tounge in my head
and rather than yell, made him some tea instead.
when i returned to the lounge, something was wrong.
things were no longer, where they used to belong
he'd chewed up the chairs, and chewed up the table.
ch42 radio no longer worked cause he chewed up the cable.

When i asked why he'd done such a thing.
He merely laughed and started to sing
you took too long to make me my tea
so i ate your stuff, cause i was getting hungry.
with a wink a smile and a nod of his head.
he waddled over, to have a nap in my bed.

With a roar of rage, that sure wasn't dull
A beeping backpack, landed fair on his skull
when i lifted the pack, he was as dead as can be
oh goody i thought, i can have him for tea
after some time, i decided what to do.
I turned that annoying leet into a nice pot of stew.

I Grinned as i stirred, and planned for the meal ahead.
how well will the little leet go, with some nice crusty bread.


Steely

((hehehe))

Ewww, Thats sick!
It's not his fault that you took so long with the tea

(( haha, fun to read :) ))

(( go go Steely! Just needs music and you're in for a hit! :) Call Tarryk and Epicine *lol* ))

You almost landed yourself a speakers part in brb-aid... until you killed the poor thing.

What a sad person you are if you cannot understand that leets like to have their tea in a timely fashion and not wait half a century for you.

The LPA would like to invite everyone to a debate in ICC, Sunday 28th June at 18:00 RST.
More information about the event can be found here.

http://www.ao-universe.com/viewtopic.php?t=3381

But leets are so ludicrously tasty? Surely we could protect them, and still make burgers? Just like the Cows of ancient earth.

-Gorge

I have no idea how they taste, and I have no interest in finding out.

Do cows sleep at the footend of your bed?
Do you dress them up?
Do you take them to partys?
Do they talk?
Clearly there are big diffrences between cows and Leets
Cows was breed for milk and meat, Leets are pets.
There might be some sick minded people out there who breed them for meat, but they are clearly pets.

The LPA might want to investigate THIS. It's not for the faint hearted.



(( Credit to Tappert - AKA Slotine - for the video ))

Lets see.. what have we here...link established..


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*thud*

I have now, with the help of a few bottles of Plumbo XXX been able to see the whole thing and you are right. This is just the thing LPA will work to get rid of.

Good luck with that. Leet Fighting is bigger than you might think, see this
IRRK article on Leet Fights

Thank you for the reference to this article. It shows nicely how law enforcement will crack down on such behaviour.