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How do I become more EVIL? Apparently Im not EVIL enough and I really need to know how to be more EVIL when it is neccesary.Quote:
Posted by Kiryat-Dharin: I'd miss you if you left; you and Gene are the only ones left who can be more evil than me on posts. :/
Foolish apprentice. Evil cannot be taught, it simply is. It also helps to throw "stfu" into your posts. Oh wait, that's to be 1337, not evil. Hmmm...
It takes practice, Streax.
I wouldn't know though.. I'm not evil, I'm merely lame :)
--K
Thou Hath To Learn The Evil Ways Of The Evil Overloards First!
*dodges the flame and kicks her lazy ass to go working*
In the words of the immortal Denis Leary....
STFU, NEXT! :)
first you have to have a evil laugh: the standarde MUAHAHAHAHAH. is ok but trying some variants like HUAMUAHAHAHAHA are even better.
then you have to like things like sharks with laser beams on their heads.
lastly you have to be able to schem elaborate traps that are easily escapable.
Exerpt from the book of Dr. Evil.
Yo!
You want to be more evil?
I'd suggest losing the "LICORICE DROOL" from your chin first.
Kinda hard to think of someone as evil when I'm trying so hard not to laugh.
*grins*
Luck in the Shadows chums,
Datawight
1. Drink heavily and then stop and stay sober for 6 months. Lack of Alcohol can really make you evil and intolerant. (And I'm not talking hang-over grumpyness. That's for the ****ing newbs.)
2. Try to get involved in projects lead by incompetent idiots.
3. Post before coffee (risk of screwing up)
4. If someone is wrong, tell them. This isn't really evil, but people think it is for some reason.
5. Try to have a really small vocabulary. This might be hard to do, but the braindamage from the first part of 1. (above) might help.
Now, you tell me. How come all your threads get moved? You having an affair with the wife of someone at FC or what?
/G13
btw, LICORICE DROOL is one of the first signs of someone whos started their transformation into pure evilness. Other signs are the double eyepatches, headbutting your dog and fanboism.
Join The Mockers.. ;)
Study control systems engineering. It warps you and makes you cruel.