There is only one celebrity.....Zylina. Yum.
She was totally hitting on me, trying desperately to gain my attention by asking if I made good coffee, if I was rich, if I could self terminate in front of her, but I remained aloof until she grabbed me by the shoulders and whipped me around until our lips interlocked in pure lust. Blushing heavily, I did the only I could at the time.....I slapped her hard across the face and told her I'm not that kind of boy. What was she thinking?
"But Deacon," she said, "I-I-'ve admired you from afar for so long. Please, allow me to fulfil my fantasy of sucking your sweet nanomage toes and having you drink champagne from my mk2 boot".
Currently, she has a 1 million bounty on my head, for anyone to bring her my xp pinky for her to kiss and take with her when she leaves the planet in two days. Oh Zylina, how you tease me. Baby, you don't have to leave rubi ka because you can't have me