-t! Oh, blast it! Don't tell me I have to re-enter this with a typesystem. Those things are archaic.
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Fine! I'll continue.
Hello! My name is Dr Malcom C. Ardman of the University of Borealis. I'm a researcher currently tasked with studying the very curious abandoned subway network, particularly the Borealis entrance and what lies within. It's often been a subject of conversation, and many venture into it... Some never return, while others tell tales of horrors and adventure.
While these r-
"Are you the researcher that was in the subways? My commanding officer told me to make sure you are ok."
Oh? Well er... Thank you, I'm quite alright. Nothing nanobots can't fix.
"Ok, I'll tell the boss you're good."
Right.. 'Ka... Where was I? Ah yes!
While these rumours and speculations of what lies within is interesting indeed, there are no records that I can find of any scientific journal or proper investigative work surrounding this in the university database. So, that's my job, to find out for myself.
So! I'm on the lookout for students in any field in the university that would be interested in assisting me (I'll send a note of commendation to your lecturers).
In addition to this, some form of security and protection will be needed for this venture. Any mercenaries or those that can handle themselves that are interested in this, please get in touch.
Likewise, any fellow researchers from other institutions are welcome to assist in this endeavour. Though you must be sufficiently qualified... I'm not sure Dr. Spencer will approve of any Mort Community College people.
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I'm done.... Finished? End? What on 'Ka is the command for this ruddy thing...
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Aha! There it i-