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Well I couldn't stand it. Channel 42 puts up some pretty funny stuff occasionally, or good stuff on further occasion. I thought I'd put up some stuff I've seen or experienced.
This was Taren and I riffing on his problem of manually assembling a Predator bot shell.
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[Channel42] Berael: are you sure somebody didn't send you the directions in spanglish or something?
[Channel42] Tarendar: They said at the shop that this was the "Advanced Improved" version!
[Channel42] Berael: was the slogan: now 500% more frustrating!
[Channel42] Tarendar: I couldn't read it, it's all in kanji.
[Channel42] Berael: that would explain it
[Channel42] Berael: ever since the chino-japanese systems started exporting bots... its all gone to mew in a mew basket
[Channel42] Tarendar: I'd buy from my employer, but.. er.. RUR robots aren't really certified for battlefield use.
[Channel42] Berael: ... I wonder why
[Channel42] Tarendar: .. nothing important really... they're very fine robots.. just an occasional minor glitch involving targeting..
[Channel42] Berael: I heard about the kindergarten incident
[Channel42] Berael: good thing they all had insurance
[Channel42] Twoblades joined the group.
[Channel42] Tarendar: Well... yes.. but it had the VACUUM attachment! You can't expect something that generates a temporary black hole to be safe for children, can you?
[Channel42] Berael: I suppose I should chalk it up to the brilliance of OT why a HAZMAT facility was next to a kindergarten in the first place
[Channel42] Twoblades: um... how do you think we make 'Troxs......
[Channel42] Tarendar: low real-estate values, I think.