Ditzie looks to the left
Ditzie looks to the left
Ditzie looks to the right
Okay. Coast is clear.
In honor of Nevver's Birthday, I'm declaring today Nevverday.
Post your testimonies, jokes, songs, poems and jibs at our favorite Omni Propagandists. Or, just wish her the best on her special day
I'll be meeting with Mr. Ross later today to finalize the parade, to include a 300 foot float of her massive boobs, and an equally large float of her large butt. The floats will be pulled by no less the 50 trussed and gagged clanners, driven by goffle prods.
Happy Birthday, Nevver
Ditzie blows a kiss
Last edited by Ditzie; Nov 25th, 2003 at 20:22:09.
In honor of Nevverday, for the next 24 hours, the "Don't Encourage Nevver" act is temporarily repealed. Feel free to present her with as many dead clanners as she can ea..., erm, as she wants.
Ditzie clears her throat and begins to sing badly out of key
"Happy Birthday to You"
"Happy Birthday to You"
"Your boobs are gigantic"
"And your ego is too"
Ditzie curtsies
Ah yes, I remember the first time I encountered the Nevver...
There I was, a fledgling shade, revelling in my first tentative steps outside of Jobe research. I was running around, eager to explore the fractured landscape of Nascence, when I found myself plunged into a great darkness, a huge shadow. And at the center of that shadow, a lady of truly epic proportions, regally surveying the landscape...
To this day, I don't know which cast a greater shadow, her ego or her, erm, "formidable armaments". Either way, for just a moment, I was tempted to send my resume to OT. She is one truly insidiously influential person....
Happy Birthday to Nevver!
As a gesture of peace and love, and a token of our great respect (and fear, just this once I'll admit it) we Clanners have gotten together to buy Nevver a (one-way) ticket to the most beautiful vacation planet we could find.
Somewhere distant... way off on the edge of the galaxy somewhere.
A place so far away that she'll never find her way back to Rubi-Ka.
We pray...
Zhik
War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation. It's peace that's wanted. Some better peace than the one you started with.
Lois McMaster Bujold, "The Vor Game", 1990
54.76190476190476% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Behind the ego and propaganda, Nevver has the heart of a Clanner!
Ditzie stares at the stovetop, then at Nevver
"Okay, so you brought home a heart! Do you want it batter fried or stir fried with vegetables."
Happy birthday yah big cow.
-Finalizer Vixentrox-
Former President and Founder,
-Whisper's Edge-
Former Member of the Atlantean CoT Clerical Staff
Socializer 73% Killer 53% Explorer 53% Achiever 20%
Kissysuzuki -
WTB small enough brain and lack of imagination to be able to sit and solo hecklers for 5 days straight.
Heya Nevver! Happy birthday!
I still have fond memories of us working at Rompa. Remember Belle Rouge?
Ah those were the days! Fending off drunken clanners, dancing for tips, serving drinks.
Working Baboons when it was owned by Diamondcut Duster and wondering when Omni-Pol was going to arrest us.
Wild times! But we're *cough* respectable Omni citizens now.
All of the talk of Nevver's proportions, and ego has dissappointed me just a tad. One of the greatest Omni-Tek employee's being degraded in such a way on her special day. Nevver has done nothing but further the cause of peace and prosperity for both those that side with the clans, and of course Omni-Tek. Nevver is the embodiment of all that is right, and good and just. If everyone could just have a little bit of Nevver inside them the Universe and especially Rubi-Ka would be a much better place.
Take a bit of time on this day and consider what we all would enjoy the most on a day like today, a celebration of peace. Exactly what Nevver would want us to think of. For some a definition of peace is not the same for others of us. Some believe peace is something they should die for, but those of us in Omni-Tek believe you shouldn't die for peace, instead join us, join the cause of Omni-Tek and finally be at peace with not just the world of Rubi-Ka, but also find the peace within yourself as you will only be able to find as an employee of one of the greatest corporations ever.
Omni-Tek is a great company, but that company has threats from a far. We need to unite and maintain Rubi-Ka as one world, and become allies. We have many enemies trying to take Rubi-Ka not just from Omni-Tek but from all of the people of Rubi-Ka. The dawn of a new age approaches, and with that new age, Omni-Tek will see you through! With the institution of non-permanant death Omni-Tek has proven that the impossible is possible!
Join us, Join Omni-Tek and celebrate a glorius day Happy Birthday Nevver!
Omni-Tek it's not just an employer, it's your Future!
Keeping the citizens of Rubi-Ka safe since April 29475. To Serve and Protect.
Usami "Usar" Ishara
Omni-Tek Awarded - Flags of Glory and Redemption --November 29476
I'm afraid I have awful news!
I just came back from Phil's office. I sat in his easy chair and threw my heals up on his desk and chatted about the Parade, floats, distribution of "I LOVE JUGS" t-shirts, and such.
He stared back at me and asked. "Nevver Who?"
I was then rudely thrown over the shoulder of an Atrox goon and hurled into the street.
Ditzie grins wickedly at Nevver
Happy birfday nevver! When do I get to give you birthday spankings?
Atlantean Soldier.
Director of Obsoleet (@.@)/'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEVVER!!
You know, in some places on Rubi-Ka, they have this custom where they shower the birthday person with leets covered in chocolate pudding.
Really.
I promise.
...ok, if that's out, we can still go massacre Clanners in your name, right?
~~~~~
Katelin "Missmaul" Locknane -Sloooowly climbing her way out of the dank pits of gimpness. But stil crazy. Ya know...just in case you cared.
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TRAVEL TO RUBI-KA
A website providing maps of Rubi-Ka,
playfields, Whom-Pah & Grid maps,
in-game maps, and more.
http://travel.to/rubi-ka
Discover Leety Goodness at:
http://how.to/leet
Thank you, everyone! Even the step-uponable Vixentrox!
Fortunately, Mr. Ross gave me the rest of the week off so that I can spend a little quality time resting up from the Nevverday festivities and persuing my hobbys which include oppressing Clanners, shooting Clanners, spreading Omni-Tek propaganda and shooting Clanners.
Janella "Nevver" McCallagher
Board Member of Devil's Advocate.·´¯`·..·»
Why settle for less when you can oppress?
"First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure." - Mark Twain
"Nevver: Like the thing that hides in your closet. But worse." - Gueve
Also known as...
Jacquelynn "Kaitakait" Moscardelli
Sun "Jamais" Soleil
Sari "Nixis" Wagner
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