Gene13
(To the tune of Spiderman - Ramones Version)
Gene13, Gene13
Hides behind a computer screen
Spams and flames, spins his lies
Catches trolls, just like flies
Look out!
Here comes the Gene13
Can he rant? Listen, bud
Rage and fury is in his blood
Can he beat, a horse that’s dead?
He can highjack any thread
Hey, there!
There goes the Gene13
In the heat of a fight
In the midst of a whine
Like a beacon of light
His posts they do shine
Gene13, Gene13
Irrepressible post machine
When in-game, he’s ignored
Takes it out on the fixer board
Look out!
Here comes the Gene13
To him, we’re all big suck-ups
Whenever there are ****-ups
You'll find the Gene13!