What Not To Do When You're This Busy...

**Demenzia** · Jan 9th, 2003, 19:44:08

Friggin' gawd. What did they do to 'im while he was away? Hey, someone gimme my ol' Bonefish back. I mean, the a lil' less negative one

**AiymaNeut** · Jan 9th, 2003, 19:58:56

Originally posted by Demenzia
Hey, someone gimme my ol' Bonefish back. I mean, the a lil' less negative one

See Nevver's box?

/me points to the box

He's in there!

/me retreats behind his table

**Lauri** · Jan 9th, 2003, 20:33:20

/me strolls in with a pitchfork and brightly burning torch.

Did someone call for a medievil themed mob equipped with various burning objects?

**LTK** · Jan 9th, 2003, 21:39:48

/me looks up from his guild tax device and removes his specs to regard sezmra.

NO no no! We need someone who's on fire and wielding medieval devices!

/me picks up the comlink.

Metalynx....you there bud? I don't care about your lucky charms, listen, we need you out here, stat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and bring a lighter...

**Thyme** · Jan 10th, 2003, 04:11:05

I've heard when he's old, decrepid,and limp he gets a bit grumpy.

Then of course if we bring up the size factor everyone would start calling him "Boneshrimp." We aint talking height here folks.

As far as him "giving the bone" to soo many females...
has anyone YET to hear one state they felt a thing?

We at DA would LOVE to pimp out "Lil Ole Bone".. But we get Ohhhh soooo tired of hearing.. " Can I get the kids meal super sized?!"

Get my child support together Tiny. Momma needs new shoes.

Thyme bows to the crowd and exits stage right.

**____________Bonefish** · Jan 10th, 2003, 09:09:13

Originally posted by Thyme
I've heard when he's old, decrepid,and limp he gets a bit grumpy.

Then of course if we bring up the size factor everyone would start calling him "Boneshrimp." We aint talking height here folks.

As far as him "giving the bone" to soo many females...
has anyone YET to hear one state they felt a thing?

Bah. Those that know - know.

Those that don't know, Thyme dearest, don't matter.

Genital eliteness is everyone's concern.

Omni-Tek passes around the photos.

Garret "Bonefish" Silvestrini
Director - SPARTA
Chairman of the Omni-Tek Security Council

Founding Member of the Omni-Tek Security Council (OTSEC)

The Omni-Tek Security Council is dedicated to ensuring the company’s security and interests against all threats, coordinating any action deemed necessary to protect corporate assets and personnel.

garret.silvestrini@ot-sparta.org | www.ot-sparta.org

**Thyme** · Jan 10th, 2003, 14:43:31

Bah. Those that know - know.
Those that don't know, Thyme dearest, don't matter.
Genital eliteness is everyone's concern.
Omni-Tek passes around the photos.
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Yeah.. but small animals and mutants don't count lil one.

Microscopic shrimp should be mixed in a salad, not dated.

**Tax** · Jan 10th, 2003, 14:58:51

Sooo who in OTSECs leadership has she not been with

/me looks at Meister

**Thyme** · Jan 10th, 2003, 15:21:28

Sooo who in OTSECs leadership has she not been with

/me looks at Meister
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wtf are you babbling about now sunshine?
I only have eyes for little butchy Opi's that are gens in a corrupt police force.

Go put on a skirt and some combat boots. They look cute on ya deary.

**Tax** · Jan 10th, 2003, 16:04:20

Originally posted by Thyme
Sooo who in OTSECs leadership has she not been with

/me looks at Meister
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wtf are you babbling about now sunshine?
I only have eyes for little butchy Opi's that are gens in a corrupt police force.

Go put on a skirt and some combat boots. They look cute on ya deary.

Tell you what... hold your breath and click your heals 3 times and wish real hard.....you just might get what you wish for.

Then again

It will be a cold day in hell before you see me in your dream wear.

you might have seduced Bonefish, Gencop and countless others...

But your fighting a war you cant win "hun"

Currupt police force.....If I had a sense of humor that would be funny....but that remark comming from a known criminal...pfft

But I dont find any of this to shocking..I see you prancing around Omni 1 in your catch me **** me outfits....

Bonefish you have my sympathy...she got to you in a moment of weekness..and it looks like your going to pay for it for the rest of your life, Kinda like a bad case of Genital warts.

BTW I hope you had yourself checked out at Omni Med..god knows what you got from her.

Also Tarryk if your still reading this thread Im thinking of throwing a party for the 23rd of Jan....Im thinking of calling it "Ding Dong the witch is dead gala"

**Thyme** · Jan 10th, 2003, 16:37:16

So what? I married sammuel, we broke up
I dated Gencop.
Bonefish = Joke.

Dont get mad at me if your jealous that Gencop didnt appreciate your "Tuck and hide" methods and wanted a woman.

He says boys dont do it for him.. even if they have good twirl methods.

You still have your job you got from doing his "favors" right?

Btw- What sort of adhesive DO you use to keep that strapped back?

Corrupt police force - indeed. Unless those certains acts recently are sudden legal. DA (MAY) break little rules.. but we have NEVER done what YOUR officer did .

So shaddup.

Isnt it time to go get your female hormone shots? Your chest hair is poking out.

Cross dressing is everyones concern.

**_________Don Carnage** · Jan 10th, 2003, 18:45:06

Oh god...I am more afraid of Thyme than ever.

**Metalynx** · Jan 10th, 2003, 19:47:20

*wakes up with a snort, pulling his head off the bar and out of the Pool of drool and vomit, as the noise of his comlink goes off*

Unnhh?? whaa?? Fire?? Lighter?? Dude...I did that last....err....Ok..Ill be there....

*closes comlink with a sigh and douses himself with a bottle of whiskey*

It's goign to be a Long...Long night....

**____________Lesentia** · Jan 10th, 2003, 22:21:38

Lesentia walks in, then notices the general crazyness and chaos.

**____________Lesentia** · Jan 10th, 2003, 22:54:22

Must be some sort of party!

**Ditzie** · Jan 11th, 2003, 18:33:09

Originally Posted by Nevver

Puhlease! Even if I were interested, Thyme and Don would kill me! Thyme for taking her lover and Don for betraying his mother and stealing his father!

So you're saying that pissing off your wife isn't a deterant?

/me pouts

**Nevver** · Jan 11th, 2003, 23:24:31

Of course it would be! It would be the deterent. But that wouldn't have been funny.

**Laeni** · Jan 15th, 2003, 05:06:34

Well if Tarryk has been spreading darkness, Thyme has been bashing people over the head with it.

I told Gencop he was playing with fire....

Anastasia Aenie Russi
Dancer Extraordinaire

**_________Don Carnage** · Jan 15th, 2003, 10:29:49

He shoulda listened. Messing with Thyme is a bad plan, she never forgets and I got the scar to prove it.

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