Friggin' gawd. What did they do to 'im while he was away? Hey, someone gimme my ol' Bonefish back. I mean, the a lil' less negative one
Friggin' gawd. What did they do to 'im while he was away? Hey, someone gimme my ol' Bonefish back. I mean, the a lil' less negative one
Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly
I never want to lose what I have finally found
There's a requiem
A new congregation
And it's telling me: go forward and walk
Under a brighter sky
-- Delerium, Euphoria --
See Nevver's box?Originally posted by Demenzia
Hey, someone gimme my ol' Bonefish back. I mean, the a lil' less negative one
/me points to the box
He's in there!
/me retreats behind his table
/me strolls in with a pitchfork and brightly burning torch.
Did someone call for a medievil themed mob equipped with various burning objects?
/me looks up from his guild tax device and removes his specs to regard sezmra.
NO no no! We need someone who's on fire and wielding medieval devices!
/me picks up the comlink.
Metalynx....you there bud? I don't care about your lucky charms, listen, we need you out here, stat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and bring a lighter...
--The connections that enable us to learn are infinitely more important than our state of knowing.
I've heard when he's old, decrepid,and limp he gets a bit grumpy.
Then of course if we bring up the size factor everyone would start calling him "Boneshrimp." We aint talking height here folks.
As far as him "giving the bone" to soo many females...
has anyone YET to hear one state they felt a thing?
We at DA would LOVE to pimp out "Lil Ole Bone".. But we get Ohhhh soooo tired of hearing.. " Can I get the kids meal super sized?!"
Get my child support together Tiny. Momma needs new shoes.
Thyme bows to the crowd and exits stage right.
*~*THYME*~*
~*Taboo's Views On Templus*~
" "He is just a moron .You know he really isnt in the military, he is a 48 y/o man living in his parents basement who cant get laid & therefore hates all women and feels he has to belittle them because he cant get his lil peepee wet"
Bah. Those that know - know.Originally posted by Thyme
I've heard when he's old, decrepid,and limp he gets a bit grumpy.
Then of course if we bring up the size factor everyone would start calling him "Boneshrimp." We aint talking height here folks.
As far as him "giving the bone" to soo many females...
has anyone YET to hear one state they felt a thing?
Those that don't know, Thyme dearest, don't matter.
Genital eliteness is everyone's concern.
Omni-Tek passes around the photos.
Garret "Bonefish" Silvestrini
Director - SPARTA
Chairman of the Omni-Tek Security Council
Founding Member of the Omni-Tek Security Council (OTSEC)
The Omni-Tek Security Council is dedicated to ensuring the company’s security and interests against all threats, coordinating any action deemed necessary to protect corporate assets and personnel.
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Bah. Those that know - know.
Those that don't know, Thyme dearest, don't matter.
Genital eliteness is everyone's concern.
Omni-Tek passes around the photos.
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Yeah.. but small animals and mutants don't count lil one.
Microscopic shrimp should be mixed in a salad, not dated.
*~*THYME*~*
~*Taboo's Views On Templus*~
" "He is just a moron .You know he really isnt in the military, he is a 48 y/o man living in his parents basement who cant get laid & therefore hates all women and feels he has to belittle them because he cant get his lil peepee wet"
Sooo who in OTSECs leadership has she not been with
/me looks at Meister
-Making new friends since April 29475
-My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought...careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Sooo who in OTSECs leadership has she not been with
/me looks at Meister
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wtf are you babbling about now sunshine?
I only have eyes for little butchy Opi's that are gens in a corrupt police force.
Go put on a skirt and some combat boots. They look cute on ya deary.
*~*THYME*~*
~*Taboo's Views On Templus*~
" "He is just a moron .You know he really isnt in the military, he is a 48 y/o man living in his parents basement who cant get laid & therefore hates all women and feels he has to belittle them because he cant get his lil peepee wet"
Originally posted by Thyme
Sooo who in OTSECs leadership has she not been with
/me looks at Meister
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wtf are you babbling about now sunshine?
I only have eyes for little butchy Opi's that are gens in a corrupt police force.
Go put on a skirt and some combat boots. They look cute on ya deary.
Tell you what... hold your breath and click your heals 3 times and wish real hard.....you just might get what you wish for.
Then again
It will be a cold day in hell before you see me in your dream wear.
you might have seduced Bonefish, Gencop and countless others...
But your fighting a war you cant win "hun"
Currupt police force.....If I had a sense of humor that would be funny....but that remark comming from a known criminal...pfft
But I dont find any of this to shocking..I see you prancing around Omni 1 in your catch me **** me outfits....
Bonefish you have my sympathy...she got to you in a moment of weekness..and it looks like your going to pay for it for the rest of your life, Kinda like a bad case of Genital warts.
BTW I hope you had yourself checked out at Omni Med..god knows what you got from her.
Also Tarryk if your still reading this thread Im thinking of throwing a party for the 23rd of Jan....Im thinking of calling it "Ding Dong the witch is dead gala"
Last edited by Templus; Jan 10th, 2003 at 16:07:57.
-Making new friends since April 29475
-My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought...careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
So what? I married sammuel, we broke up
I dated Gencop.
Bonefish = Joke.
Dont get mad at me if your jealous that Gencop didnt appreciate your "Tuck and hide" methods and wanted a woman. He says boys dont do it for him.. even if they have good twirl methods.
You still have your job you got from doing his "favors" right?
Btw- What sort of adhesive DO you use to keep that strapped back?
Corrupt police force - indeed. Unless those certains acts recently are sudden legal. DA (MAY) break little rules.. but we have NEVER done what YOUR officer did .
So shaddup.
Isnt it time to go get your female hormone shots? Your chest hair is poking out.
Cross dressing is everyones concern.
*~*THYME*~*
~*Taboo's Views On Templus*~
" "He is just a moron .You know he really isnt in the military, he is a 48 y/o man living in his parents basement who cant get laid & therefore hates all women and feels he has to belittle them because he cant get his lil peepee wet"
Oh god...I am more afraid of Thyme than ever.
Atlantean Soldier.
Director of Obsoleet (@.@)/'
*wakes up with a snort, pulling his head off the bar and out of the Pool of drool and vomit, as the noise of his comlink goes off*
Unnhh?? whaa?? Fire?? Lighter?? Dude...I did that last....err....Ok..Ill be there....
*closes comlink with a sigh and douses himself with a bottle of whiskey*
It's goign to be a Long...Long night....
Lesentia walks in, then notices the general crazyness and chaos.
Randa "Lesentia" Forejt
Whisper's Edge
"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill..."
-Cypher, The Matrix
Must be some sort of party!
Randa "Lesentia" Forejt
Whisper's Edge
"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill..."
-Cypher, The Matrix
So you're saying that pissing off your wife isn't a deterant?
Originally Posted by Nevver
Puhlease! Even if I were interested, Thyme and Don would kill me! Thyme for taking her lover and Don for betraying his mother and stealing his father!
/me pouts
Of course it would be! It would be the deterent. But that wouldn't have been funny.
Janella "Nevver" McCallagher
Board Member of Devil's Advocate.·´¯`·..·»
Why settle for less when you can oppress?
"First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure." - Mark Twain
"Nevver: Like the thing that hides in your closet. But worse." - Gueve
Also known as...
Jacquelynn "Kaitakait" Moscardelli
Sun "Jamais" Soleil
Sari "Nixis" Wagner
Well if Tarryk has been spreading darkness, Thyme has been bashing people over the head with it.
I told Gencop he was playing with fire....
Anastasia Aenie Russi
Dancer Extraordinaire
He shoulda listened. Messing with Thyme is a bad plan, she never forgets and I got the scar to prove it.
Atlantean Soldier.
Director of Obsoleet (@.@)/'