Q: How many steps does it take to get an elephant into a fridge?
A: 3. a) open the fridge b) put the elephant in c) close the fridge.




Q: How many steps does it take to get a giraffe into a fridge?
A: 4 a) open the fridge b) take out out the elephant c) put in the giraffe d) close the fridge




Q: Who will be able to eat leafs off the tallest tree? The elephant or the giraffe?
A: The elephant, the giraffe is in the fridge.

Bah add more of this type of 'humor' if you got any.
I'll try to add more if I find any, or am able to translate it.

Anu