99999 things to do when youre bored.....

[Zio]

1. post spam threads on the forums :P
2. post a reply on the free shades of lub thread
3. flame someone you agree with secretly
4. learn to swear in french, so you can call people stuff, and still sound sexy
5. do youre bit for the enviroment: set fire to a bin
6. spend loads of money on someone elses credit card, then throw it in a bin and pretend you were mugged
7. hang around AO begging for wrangles off of MP's to get youre implants in
8. goto a real street and shout 'LOOKING FOR MOCHIES!'
9. get fat on purpose just to have something to whine about
10. make a cute lvl1 char and see if you can earn more money that way than teaming

[ethernal3]

11. Put Zio on ignore.

~Chris

[Zio]

12. keep on talking now no one can hear me :P

[MissMaul]

13. Invent things.
14. Design a casemod.
15. Make up a game.
16. Write a report on something interesting for a change.
17. Make a paper chain.
18. Get some beanie babies/action figures/ect and host a wedding.
19. Make a level for a multiplayer game, or think if an idea.
20. DL a random game demo.
21. Enter a random word into Google and see what happens.
22. Mix a bunch of liquids together and make new recipies.
23. Crack all your knuckles, minus your thumbs
24. Write a song
25. Write a book
26. Write your auto-biography
27. Write a movie script
28. Drop things out the window.
29. Go to an office building, and drop a dressed mannequin off a ledge.
30. Yo-yo.
31. Think of ways to fake your death. Include lists of materials and the execution of the plan. (No pun intended)
32. Count EXACTLY how much money you have.
33. Start a state quarter collection.
34. Make figures of yourself and friends out of sculpey. If they are online friends, make them according to what their nickname is.
35. Read ‘Lord of the Rings’ and do a rendition with beanie babies or the like. Make costumes.
36. Make a sim of yourself, and try to recreate your house.
37. Start a comic strip.
38. Color in all the black and white strips in a comic book
39. Make a boat in your backyard. IF you have a pool, make it sink. Then yell ‘OH THE BOAT SINKS…’
40. Take that boat and sail it down a river. Here’s a good way to make a boat suitable for long periods of sailing. Get 6 rubber inflatable rafts and connect them so you have one big boat! Then make coverings, ect….
41. Make the best paper airplane design, EVER.
42. Design a theme park
43. Design a mansion.
44. Make your cat a house out of cardboard boxes.
45. Make your dog a house out of cardboard boxes.
46. View your house through the eyes of a pet.
47. Switch places with a friend.
48. Make a magic show with a friend, or maybe 2, or 3, or 4, or 5….
49. Pretend your closet is a time portal. Travel into different times.
50. Build a time machine.
51. Make a car, with a simple foot-pedal motor out of a double-decker science cart.
52. Find new uses for things.
53. Organize your CDs
54. Play with your pet
55. Have ‘futuristic’ wars with those free AOL CDs
56. Buy and read Get Fuzzy books
57. Write a manifesto against technology, then move into the woods and try to survive with nothing but a pocketknife, string, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
58. Go to garage sales and look for cheap stuff
59. Eat candy
60. If your love life is hopeless, dress up a mannequin and pretend it’s a girlfriend/boyfriend!
61. Make angel and devil figures by modifying dolls, making them out of sculpey, ect, to sit on your shoulders. Whenever you have a decision, make them talk to you.
62. Arrange Barbies in elaborate death scenes.
63. Make a spiderweb in your room: twist string around doorknobs, lamps, ect across the room.
64. Create a model of your dream room/house.
65. This one takes some preparation: Using glue, twine, and twigs, make a large raft. Then get a doll or a Barbie or something, and rip up some clothes to put on it. Put teeny fake food on it and a little sign that says “HELP IM STRANDED” Go to a pool, lake, stream ect and float it, then get outta there so nobody sees you.
66. Try to go into the future by freezing yourself in the fridge.
67. If you have a stream handy, do a typical Egyptian burial, with a twist: the boat ACTUALLY sails. Do the whole deal with your friend, with the food, ect, lay down, cross your arms over your chest and have the friend give ya a push. (Make sure there’s a crowd watching.) Have a nice trip.
68. See if lobsters really DO stick to magnet.
69. Make the record for longest Hot Wheels track.
70. Get an air mattress and hang it from the ceiling to sleep on. It’s gotta be more comfortable than a hammock.
71. Find strange places to hide.
72. Be a secret agent.
73. Run a store at your house.
74. IF you have stairs and a non-fabric sleeping bag (the loud kind), zip yourself up inside and host a sleeping-bag-stair-derby.
75. Pretend you are a sim with the whole sign-above-your-head bit.
76. Hang furniture from the ceiling.
77. Dance to the Hamster Dance theme.
78. Wallpaper your room with comic strips
79. Think of funny answering machine messages.
80. Make crop circles
81. Build a tree fort
82. Go to a mall and walk up the down escalators
83. Go to a mall and walk down the up escalators
84. Play Calvinball.
85. Make puppets of multiplayer game characters, and do a puppet show of a typical CTF.
86. Track ghosts/ufos.
87. Go to a mattress store and go to sleep on a bed
88. Go to an appliance store and cook dinner
89. Go to a fridge store and cryogenically freeze yourself in a fridge. (or pretend to, anyway, they have those on wimpy settings)
90. Do above, but jump out and scare people
91. Learn HTML
92. Learn C++
93. Jump into a stream that has many people there, turn on a balloon inflater underwater, swim downriver, and get out into a bush unseen
94. Do bird calls
95. Two words: Transformers war
96. Ice sculpting!
97. Buy some of those awesome model galleons and stuff. Put them in a pond or a bathtub if you have to. SEA BATTLE!
98. Listen to Digitally Imported.
99. Make a house for yourself out of cardboard boxes. Include running water.
100. Dig up old-school games and play. Suggestions? Carmegeddon, Descent, Warcraft
101. Go to a rival’s house with those midget 7-up cans. Shake one VIGOROUSLY. Throw at house. Repeat.
102. Clean out your keyboard.
103. Pull out a 5000-piece puzzle.
104. Make ASCII art.
105. Boycott AOL.
106. Boycott Zone.com
107. Make up a religion.
108. Take wet clothes and put them on the ceiling fan.
109. Make a replica of the Golden Gate Bridge with toothpicks.
110. Learn Elvish.
111. Put gummy bears wrapped in foil in the microwave.
112. Make a movie with stop-motion animation and legos.
113. <I am sorry for the huge spaces now> Lie in the middle of the road and when a car comes up, jump up and scream.
114. Drink a ton of liquids and see how long you can go without using the bathroom.
115. Eat lemons. And sugar.
116. Try to float with helium balloons. (Only for light people, like me!)
117. Make up a dance.
118. Make a new dish. Mmmm, Dove Chocolate Eggs with ranch dressing and a cheese topping..
119. Put stuff under a microscope.
120. To dry your clothing, put them on the ceiling fan
121. Make a webpage that’s absolutely useless
122. Take pictures of everything
123. Buy a parrot. Teach it to say “I’ve come for your soul” or something equally creepy. Put it on the neighbor’s doorstep, ring doorbell, run away
124. Call the psychic hotline and say stuff along the lines of “Well, of course you know that, I hinted at it blah blah blah…”
125. Search your attic for valuable things to sell
126. Practice fake things (like pretending to sneeze, trip, ect.)
127. Make a mini golf course inside.
128. Stage a fight with beanie babies or something
129. Dig a pool in your backyard
130. Walk around the mall until someone looks at you. Look at them and give the thumbs up.
131. Dress up like a ninja, buy a plastic sword, and RUN AROUND THE MALL
132. Attach bumper stickers to your forehead and make car noises.
133. See how many times you can fart
134. Make a utility belt for every job
135. Four words: Riverdance at the mall.
136. Make up your own Olympics.
137. Uncover dirty meanings in normal sentences.
138. Use aluminum foil, Styrofoam, glue, and helium balloons to make an airplane.
139. Cut olives into 8ths and eat the pieces one by one.
140. Make sculptures out of butter, dirt, mud, mashed potatoes….(the possibilities, oh they are ENDLESS!!!!11)
141. Design the house of the future.
142. Take a pan and go outside after a fresh rain. See how far you can sling mud.
143. Using sticks, rubber bands, glue, and a pot, make a catapult. Use it to catapult water balloons at the neighbors.
144. Make a car entirely out of legos. Use an engine.
145. Build a shack for yourself.
146. Build a treehouse
147. Drain the water from your pool, and buy a ton of clay and sheet metal. Build yourself a water-tight bunker (complete with a device for sucking the water out of the containment chamber before entering). Then fill the pool again. Bring furniture down.
148. Freeze milk. Eat.
149. Make a magic show with low-budget versions of real tricks.
150. See if you can stay flat enough for a car to pass over you (don’t try this at home kids)

[MissMaul]

151. Build a laboratory out of sheets for walls in your garage. Mix exotic drinks. Serve.
152. Take a regular snorkel and expand it about 10 feet. Go deep-pool-diving.
153. Go to the open space and find a nice hill. Take a sheet of cardboard or something with you. Then dig a track, and play Skeleton.
154. Lock your friend in the closet for a day or two, feed them through a cat door, and provide a bucket for the call of nature
155. If you have a steep driveway, do skeleton/luge.
156. Build a robot
157. Design Halloween costumes
158. Paint a lego minifig to look like you. Make a lego house out of cardboard boxes. Occasionally disappear and make the lego person doing something in the house.
159. Make yourself pass out and take a mystical happy fun ride in an ambulance! J (DISCLAIMER: Recommended you don’t do this by whacking yourself in the head, or else you’ll wake up with a fairly bad headache and maybe brain damage O_o)
160. If a house on your street is bothering you, grab a friend and make a LOT of noise on the street outside playing out a fake attempted murder
161. Grow Chia pets
162. Make an ENTIRE town out of legos. Include a train system, airport, and harbor.
163. Get lego train sets and build a roller coaster.
164. Build a fully functional guillotine
165. Clean pennies in coke
166. See how long you can stay awake
167. Design a new multiplayer online game.
168. Photoshop stuff
169. Go to CompUSA, pick up as many free AOL discs as you can, and make a hat with them
170. Meditate
171. Practice pretending to be dead
172. Take your name and see how many words you can make out of it
173. Make up new flavors of ice cream
174. See how many mnms/grapes/pingpongballs/ect. you can hold in your mouth.
175. Clean up your comp area
176. Organize a huge war between beanie babies.
177. Wallpaper your room in monopoly money
178. Make odd things out of legos
179. Discover a cure for pimples
180. Try to get into the Guinness book of world records
181. Make a bow and arrow, shoot pigeons.
182. Organize your crayons/colored pencils by color
183. Pod-race!
184. Make a hang-glider
185. Create a levitation machine using helium and some sort of vehicle
186. Make a trading card game for your favorite game/tv show/movie
187. Modify a fridge, putting in a window, air holes, cool-looking gadgets and a mattress to create a sleeping chamber.
188. Take a bunch of songs, and get music creator software or whatever. Then, cut out words from songs and use them to write stories! (The modern version of cutting words out of magazines)
189. Go to school at midnight with a ton of junk and superglue. Then make barriers over all the doors
190. Go to a public place after it’s closed, like a mall, and put police tape everywhere
191. Go to a park and drape yourself over a branch. Lie motionless for hours until someone pokes you with a stick to see if you’re really dead. Then leap down and scare them.
192. Go to a park and climb a tall tree with your friend and a rope. Have your friend lash you to the tree tightly and hang a sign on you that says ‘HELP’. See how long it takes before someone rescues you.
193. Sacrifice a lemon/other fruit
194. Try to blow out your speakers, via going into Dustbowl, typing in console: volume 99999999 and RUNNING. AWAY.
195. Poke people with a ten-foot pole.
196. Rip hair out
197. Got a fire pit? Put dolls into toy cars, and then race them up a ramp into a fiery death…
198. Buy fish, keep them in the pool (remove chlorine first)
199. Make flyers for useless and fake causes such as Committee For the Protection Of Snarks and tape them on shop windows around the city.
200. Talk to yourself.
201. grow plants
202. Run SETI@Home. Even better, start at the same time as your friend and race.
203. Publish a newspaper
204. Look up someone random in the phonebook and order them a pizza.
205. Collect belly button lint
206. Nail a stake onto a cart and throw some wood in the cart. Then dress up a female friend in a witch costume and head for the park. Bring a large crowd, and reenact the scene from Monty Python.
207. See how long you can hold your breath (without exploding) I’ve heard that two minutes is possible.
208. Collect eraser shavings
209. Practice falling
210. Build a house out of toothpicks
211. Throw eggs at people…hardboil them but don’t tell anyone that
212. Jump off a bridge…and land in the one-foot lake 3 feet below
213. Stock up on freeze-dried food and go live in a tree
214. Duct-tape lots and lots of soda cans to yourself. Tie strings to each one of the poptops. Then, go into a mall or a theater or something with a friend. Jump up and down while your friend says “Run away! He/She’ll do it!”
215. Go into a mall in robot costumes with your friend. Recite the entire ‘The Terrible Secret of Space’ flash video.
216. Try to think of new explanations for acronyms (AKA: RPG is Raging Penguin Geeks or Recited Pencil Gangs…extra points if they make sense)
217. Pick tall grass, find large rock. Crush grass and make a ‘cow pie’.
218. Have a few friends and yourself gather large scissors and cut grass. Throw into a bag, have one friend climb into a tree. Wait until large group of people is nearby, then have the friend in the tree with the bag of grass dump it on all of you. Fall over and stay motionless until someone decides to walk over.
219. Set up a webcam and pretend to be captured by those dumb 13-year old scriptkiddies that ‘hack’ CS and go OMG I AM SO KKOOL!!!!.
220. Go to a school site and laugh at the artwork
221. Go to a golf course. Intentionally run in front of flying balls and get hit. Scream and pass out. When you ‘wake up’, claim you don’t know anything about what the golfer is talking about.
222. Dig a hole
223. Go to a gas station and put hand lotion on the handles.
224. Design a robot for the BattleBots show.
225. Have a dead fish bronzed
226. Drop stuff down a laundry chute
227. See if you can fit down your laundry chute
228. See if you can crack every joint in your body
229. Find a sleeping person. Duct tape them to the bed. Scream ‘FIRE!’
230. Go to a golf course and catch the balls. Throw them in the sand traps.
231. Pretend all tiles of a certain color are hot lava. Try not to step on them
232. Step on cracks
233. Avoid cracks
234. Start a fish farm in your mom’s bathroom when she’s out shopping
235. Draw your online persona.
236. Make up your own secret language.
237. Find out from siblings what projects you will have to do next school year, and do them in advance.
238. Build a go-kart from a lawnmower engine.
239. Grab a friend and about 10 rolls of toilet paper. Take turns making each other into mummies.
240. Dress up as a policeman. Then see if you can make people think you’re a real one. Arrest them.
241. Learn to code and write a useless program.
242. Do fun things with balloons.
243. Go sky diving
244. Color your hair
245. Write a book
246. Write a song and create a band.
247. Make origami
248. Make a webpage
249. Take pictures of things
250. Make a quilt
251. MAKE A SAMMITCH
252. Make candies
253. Host a radio station
254. Egg someone’s house
255. TP someone’s house
256. Play Tanks
257. Torture every person at Microsoft.
258. Write reviews for Amazon
259. Flip out
260. Make armor
261. Write a survival guide to life.
262. Get a friend and tie each other up.
263. Go to bored.com
264. Make a stop-motion TFC game with Legos.
265. Record a tv show
266. Have a battle of the smileys with someone else.
267. Build a log cabin out of toothpicks/straws/twigs.
268. Build a castle out of paper cups.
269. Make a bonfire.
270. Make a HUMAN bonfire.
271. Make chainmail out of AOL CDs.
272. Make chainmail out of soda can tabs.
273. Listen to Gridstream Productions
274. Go to McDonalds and order in German
275. Write an essay on proper grammar and spelling
276. Quit your whining and just sit there and be bored.
277. Sing.
278. Throw a party
279. Try to find a song that totally describes you
280. Try to make a frelling impossible list of stuff to do when you’re bored and set unrealistic goals.
281. Lie on your back, stare at the ceiling/sky, and count until you get unbearably bored or fall asleep. (I’ve gotten to a million)
282. Figure out how you’ll ever find 780 more things to do when you’re bored.
283. Get your teeth really really clean
284. If you’re female, paint your nails
285. If you’re male, paint your nails anyway


I win.

[ethernal3]

286. Read missmaul's list of things to do

~Chris

[__________THEDEACON!]

holy ****e! Missmaul is bored!

[AkodoReign]

287. Download pr0n.

[__________THEDEACON!]

Originally posted by AkodoReign
287. Download pr0n.

[Caleena]

288. do damage control for Storm O_o

[Lumin]

289. Tryout someone elses underwear

[___________Capacitor]

290. Since Google was mentioned somewhere up above...egosurf on Google by putting in your name and see how many of the entries actually relate to you.

Apologies to Angst Technology, which reminded me about this silly timewaster.

[OneManArmy]

291. create a thread called " 99999 things to do when youre bored.....", and fill it with suggestions

[Zio]

that would be number 1

[MissMaul]

292. Hate Avril Lavigne.

[___________Capacitor]

293. Hate Avril Lavigne some more.

[Alpherah]

294. Forgive Avril, and make a shrine dedicated to her out of recycled toilet paper

[____________Haohmaru]

295a. Drive to a friend’s house and have him/her bring you back to your place
295b. Fill your neighbor’s 55 gallon trashcan w/ viscous fluid. Water will do if spent oil is unavailable
295c. Carefully lean this against your neighbor’s front door, balancing it precariously close to tipping over.
295d. Knock and run.

[snurre]

296. Play AO..?
297. Post on forums..

[_________Primordious]

298. Post on this thread, yet again...