I recieved a report that I have been reported to moderators for a thread titled "Where can *I* find GA 1-4?". I was reported for a link to an E-bay search for Grid Armor in my signature that has been there since the fixer "love" patch. This cowardly heap of monkey dung who obviously has the IQ and humor of a doorknob didn't understand the joke. Well Mr. Sassypants let me explain to you what happened since your infantile mind cannot grasp the bricklike subtlety that I used in that humorous post.
The answer to the riddle, and you should ponder this for a moment so that your malted-hops and bong-resin clogged grey matter will have time to soak it up much like it soaks up the gallons of cheap beer is this, "IN MY INVENTORY." You see that was my anouncement to the Fixer community that my search is over, I have purchased through the hard work and determination of my friends and myself, the final Grid Armor. Think about it. Let it soak in. You should probably spit the gum out I wouldnt want you to suffocate while trying to think and chew your cud at the same time.
The Signature which is at the bottom of this, and every other post I have made was in response to the parade of stupid questions from viewers like you that insisted on making a post every .45 hours asking, "Where can I get grid armor?" It is a joke that most people who are above their second year of education can grasp.
People like you make me wish there was a moderator for life so that we could ban you from it for your abject stupidity. Please do the world a favor and earn a Darwin Award. If you would like some assistance from someone with a frontal lobe then please feel free to PM me so that I can give you some ideas on how to improve the gene pool by removing yourself from it. I pity your mother, I wager that she cries a great deal at squeezing your misshapen head so much during your birth. I would also wager that the public toilet where it was held has been torn down to avoid the infamy of not falling upon you at your first gurgling gasp of the precious air that you continue to waste even today. Please respond to this post, PM me, or send me a tell in-game so that I can know exactly who's name I should look out for on the Darwin Awards page. Have a nice and short life you B****-A** punk.
With Vitriol
Fenris