MY WEDDING! (part deux)
I know its a belated entry, but im sure its worth it!
...After turning down doug on his crude offer I decide its time to go shopping! Oh ya baby, don't have to have C cup breasts or a vagina to enjoy spending all that hard earned loot.
After realizing omni has nothing unique, i turned to the clanners for my extravegant more rare items. And who else, but Ghandalf is always open shop for selling all that phat lewt he ninjas. I tried for a discount, it just didnt appear to work. Had I lost my touch, did i not shake my hips the right way? After blowing a wad (did that sound bad? i hope so!) of cash on a few rubi-ka treasures that us omni will never get without paying for, I felt it was time to go wedding dress shopping.
It was a turmoil within whether to go a suit and tie or the most gorgeous wedding dress even J Lo couldnt fit her fat a*s in. That heffa aint got nothin on me <snaps fingers and shakes head>. Finding wedding merchants was hard, only Mirr appeared to be open shop. But he price gouges like WWII just ended, and to think that was so many milinia ago. After releasing my load on Ghandalf i didnt have enough for the dress....so i had to go talk to teufy!
So i headed to BY8, unbanked his apartment key....and gathered myself to tell him i just spent all we had and he had to go anima whoring again. As I opened the door and peered in, it was quite quiet and calm. I did realize his mid (ya the poor bastard cant afford a yalm yet...or is it cuz he spends all that money on me) was in the parkin lot so i knew he was home. I figure he is probably sleeping so i headed to the bedroom. The door was slightly ajar...and as i open the door, the horror of a nightmare of times past fills my head.
<Little white puffy cute clouds fill the borders of the screen as if its a dream>
Irrylyn: Oh ya teufy thats the spot....harder baby harder...ahhhhhh
Teuf: Ya you like that huh? Who's your fu**ing daddy baby, who is it. <slaps her ass>
Irrylyn: You big dady, YOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!
Me: And just wtf is she doing on top of you, this is soooo not happening. Is she even L 150? Jesus teuf you'd have sex with anything! I see how she got advisor in Eden now....
Teuf: Do i know you? Wrong apartment......
/me storms out
<White bloody, ugly clouds escape the border>
I regain full consciousness...and realize it wasn't a dream at all but my worst nightmare come true. Without further delay i throw his apt key in the trash, gather my few belongings (hair curler, nail file, razor) and head out. It is so over, and he don't even know what hes missing! Ill show him!
So....whats a damsel in distress to do after losing her husband to be to a sub L 150 tramp and having his wedding plans ruined and not to mention broker than a newly activated arrivals account. Oh the horror.....oh the pain......so its time to partay!! like its 2003. Ah ya, 2003, the year of the Leet. Those lil cuties can dance like they got soul and rhythm. The leets habitats were first found in 2003, and it was such a grand discovery. I dont dwell in beastiality but if i did, they'd be tops on my list.
So i head to baboons....decked out in im-single gear of course. Got my S&M look going tonight with the Nail Armor. Nothing says im easy like Nail armor <meeeeowwwww>. So i check out the scene...looking for the cuties. Sorry but no Nanomages need apply here, they just dont got it going on like solis, unis, and some opis. My bright white, smooth as silk skin showing all night....i dance til 4 in the morn.....
WHO will i take home that night, for a lil fun? WHAT will rubi-ka think about teufy cheating on me? DID i get my groove back? ALL these questions and more to be answered in the next installment...."My babys Daddy"
