Thedeacon's new twink!

[Rubirango]

Problem is 75% of lowbie twinks are traders, its just not fun really.

I've made 1 and owned, but the fun wears thin.

[Stexer]

Any good PvP tournament is fun. This one will be great, because with traders, you can do a lot of different things with the NCU you can get. There could be a lot of variety

[boltgrinder]

Originally posted by Cappy
remember to read before you post =P

[binaural]

back in the day playahata and zeth and bruise were uber.. but bruise as abit more then 15 : )

[__________THEDEACON!]

Traders are evil. Please someone nerf me, I'm starting to scare myself.

Okay, so today I'm in borealis, humping an afk boglwe (daily ritual) and I hear some members of the "tower hunters" guild gloating about how they took down a tower, etc. ALL of them were pvp enabled

I made a joke about ganking, purely in jest and one of them calls me an ass (well joking about ganking kinda falls into that category, so I wouldnt hold it against him). But I'll be damned if I didn't spend 3 hours hunting every last one of those jokers down and sending as many as possible to reclaim hehehe.

THIS IS WHAT I EXPECTED FROM ANARCHY ONLINE FROM DAY ONE thank you.

For a game with the word "anarchy" in it, things seem a bit too organzied, wouldnt you say? 99% of rubi ka is 75 or 100% suppression. Does that not strike you as odd? Where's the anarchy in that?

hunting wanted criminals in the streets is what this game should have been about from the very start. My favorite part of the day was when an enforcertride to duck into a newland shop (75% in the shop) and promptly got eaten by a shottie.

I've never, ever cut loose like this in over a year of playing, and I gotta tell you that it felt REALLY good. In my personal opinion, if you want fun pvp action, roll up a twink. The 150+ "only fight to 50% so I dont lose my freshman title" pvp action gets dull fast. Mass pvp is still roxxor, but this new pvp enabled thing might be the best addition tot his game yet. I believe that tomorrow Im going to get pvp enabled myself and give folks a chance to hunt me down

Ooooh and the females I killed. I knelt down beside them and removed their lowbie boots and stuck those perfect tiny feet in my mouth, savoring at the salty sweetness of it all. Don't you women understand how much I love your feet? Do any of you really take the time out and really examine how tiny AO women's feet are? TEH FOOTNESS!!!

Wait. What was I talking about?

[Letah]

I bet you like the cheesy feet the footwarming boots make too

[__________THEDEACON!]

Originally posted by Letah
I bet you like the cheesy feet the footwarming boots make too

OMG (thinks about letah's lil nanofeet) I have a set of foot warmers if you need them (opens his mouth and grabs Letah's foot)...

[MissMaul]

Originally posted by TheDeacon/Xcelsius
Sounds like the title of a gay porn movie.

A while back I made a little trader named Refund for the sole purpose of exploring the new subway dungeon. Last night, frustrated at having two relatively worthless mass pvp professions, I decided to have another go at him.

Normally I'm the world's laziest man, but I decided to go all out for once. So after approximately ten years of twinking and retwinking (or so it felt), I ended up with a lowbie monster with 114 ncu, ql18 (ill be upgrading to ql35 or ql40) carbonium, ql40-58 implants and a ql50 ithaca, running essence of behemoth and masteries.

So within an hour he was up to like level 12, almost 13, so I had this idea...

Has anyone hosted a lowbie (like maybe level 10 or so) arena deathmatch yet? If not, I'd like to be the first. Anyone interested in helping to organize this? I'd be willing to throw in 5 mil to get the pot started.....

Give a /tell to refund, xcelsius or thedeacon or thedeacon2 if this sounds doable

Refund is YOU?!?!

I've seen you several times! You were there when Don and I were doing our MA duel :P

[secondkenlon]

Oooh, there's an idea. . .

Have a bunch of people roll up PvP twinks, then go into the subway and hunt each other all over the place.


That would *own*.


Hmm, I might even relax my "No Twinks" policy for that. . .

[__________THEDEACON!]

Originally posted by MissMaul


Refund is YOU?!?!

I've seen you several times! You were there when Don and I were doing our MA duel :P

hehhehehe yup! I saw you too, but I figured you and don were all hugged up, so I wouldnt step in and totally "mack you down". Baby you look GOOD....

Refund is only me part time however. if anyone has ever seen refund, thedeacon is usually standing next to him. I finally got my wife to play a bit. You KNOW she's gotta be bored if she agreed to play ao.

So I taught the little lady all about the fine art of ganking and I think she enjoys it lol. She has no concept of implants, buffs, etc, I just get her what she needs and we laugh while people die on her damage shield. She has far less compunctions about killing people in cold blood than I do hehehe.

BTW missmaul, wifey TOTALLY thinks you're fine too....

[Tetz]

Deacon,
Myself and a few friends made lvl 13 twinks a month ago. We were all gung ho about a huge lvl 13 or less (self buff) pvp contest with an HPO (mine) as the 1 and only prize. We scouted all over Rk for a good spot and found an isolated neutral place (north of borealis I believe) with insurance and reclaim. A long hallway of high rocks, with 1 way in. We even talked to an ark about getting the gas changed for the event (no problem, we were informed).

We kinda lost interest about it however, there didnt seem to be enough ppl interested, so it never happened. =\

This really has nothing to do with anything, just something we thought up a while back. =)

[newarival]

all i have to say about lowbie twinks is

I WANT NANO REGEN DAMN IT!!!!!!

ql1 jobe imps have a TL3 req

[Toxinator]

Originally posted by TheDeacon!!!
Sounds like the title of a gay porn movie.

LoL

On a more serious note, a nice lowbie deathmatch type thing would b great, tho my alt is now in the "alt wars"

[Intah!]

HAHA!! Finaly u ppl realize that ALT low lvl PVP IS DA ****!!
The first day (1 month after i started playing) I found out about the arena, i died everytime at Oasis etc, then i found arena, as being an MA lvl 15 i did good, i "thought" i knew about imps, so i went and made some (QL 1 with QL 30 clusters lol), thought it was the cluster that did it, and i was poor so i looked for the cheapest clusters.

Then i got myself armor, i had armor on every inch of my body! I thought that was great and i wud kick ass...

I meet one of them damn twinks, trader, crits me with a 700 crits(40% didnt exist) boom im at reclaim...

I did get freshman but it was haaard, finding ppl that wasnt twinked... As the days flew by i made more and more alts, pvp and pvp, killed gankers and got killed by gankers...
I specialy remember a few ppl "back in the days" :P
Just want to say thx to u for making me make alts and pvp, the n00b days was WAY more fun than lvl 150+.

Heres some of the ppl who i thank:

Bruise(u rawk, lvl 10 with a big fat hammer owning all)

Siduakal(same, u had big hammer

Wydowmaker(AKA siduakal, funny guy i nearly killed)

Predatorox(At that time, Skorpionix or something like that, didnt pvp but he was my friend and still is

Gigglezz(Yes, the lvl 11 sometimes self buffed with a self buffed gun(sometimes) ganking fixah! without u, i wudnt know what a gank is

Illwill(lvl 8 agent, fun)

Smekkes(Thx alot, i HAD a screen of u describing how ur heart was pumping when we fought and u tried to run, but i let ya go, very fun to see you lvl)

Blazindro(Funny NT ganking all and just making a hell of a mess, now THAT was anarchy! eventho he made many ppl pissed, its a part of the fun!)

Viol(same, fun)

Iceko(came a lil later but a great pvper, got ownz0red by my friend that i tought up from scratch, still cant admit it(Foshezie, great guy, met him when i tried to sell a QL 200 pipe, and he sended me a tell about wow QL 200 etc

Americanpie(Step out - AS - Your target didnt loose enough to grant a reward...)

I cant remember more but Thank the rest of ya, without the rest it wud be no fun.

But then i kept on going making alts, then i noticed, NO1 TO PVP!! No1, the arena was empty... all of the patches (40% etc)... And people just lvling!

I kept on goign anyways, tried to kill omni, but then i felt it was booring, no1 to fight! Eeek!

Dunno what to say... i LOVE legs? Erhm nm...

Fun = Low lvl PvP, it has more action than many of u think, so get yo n00b lvl 200 ass down and stop yacking about lame and make an alt and try!!!

I like to have my twinks... a secret... only my friends shud know, cuz sometimes i like to lvl, then they go ****ed up and do bad IPs etc and cant repair, then i just want to throw em away and then ppl asks me to fight when im gettign a friend to give my stuff to other char... pisses me off when ppl asks when they see a guy naked, without a gun...

[Intah!]

Also want to add, the FUN was also at 2h0 and MMD, if the clanners were loosing, they shouted it out on the channels so every1 wud come and help, now THAT was fun, unlike tower raids that is VERY laggy, MMD and 2h0 is not.

I think FC shud have "flags" or something there, if Omni has taken over MMD, omni shud get some extra bonuses, like +5% XP or something! That wud attract more ppl and more fun!!!