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Thread: My Wedding!

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    Post My Wedding!

    Yes it is official. RK2's FIRST homosexual wedding is about to take place. (as soon as Teufeldieb gets the credits to buy 2 ql 200 rings) AND all of RK2 is invited!! What lady to be wouldnt want anything but the finest (ql 200).

    So i thought maybe if you were all interested, I'd keep an ongoing story about the love-hate situation between me and my new flame (teuf). Hell i might even cheat on him, cause well I know some Uni's that wanna get some of this <shakes ass>. You think Anna Nicole and the Osbournes are unpredictable, Bit** you aint seen nothing yet.

    Where to begin!!! Well the other day i was decorating (and yes it is a real job and I make MUCH money at it) and Teufeldieb came home early. At first I was upset, cause we were low on cash and he was suppose to be out stealing more Animas. All of a sudden he dropped to his knees (not like he aint ever done that b4) and popped the question!!! I was so overwhelmed all i could say was YES YES YES.

    Well ya know something this exciting calls for only one thing....and thats sex, sex, and lots of it. He starts off, retooling my every action, fickling with my emotions. His speedy performance leaves much to be desired, but when i get to the draining I am in full control! I steal every last resistance he could muster up, muhaha. So we went off to the backroom, cleared the robot junk off the bed and well ill leave the rest up to your imaginations. I'll say, Teuf does some funky stuff with those lamp posts.......

    So first thing next morning, i had to go look at what i was going to wear. Getting the nod from Dougie, I thought I might look into some Heart Boxers and a nice tight Top. Doug tried to sell me his, but I told him I've seen them enough I know how dirty they are on the inside <winks>.

    To be continued....(assuming people want more)

    {Next episode clips..}
    Adoption........My new sidejob........Teufeldieb tries to back out...... Ceremony food......
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    Re: My Wedding!

    Originally posted by Armycastawry
    Hell i might even cheat on him, cause well I know some Uni's that wanna get some of this <shakes ass>. You think Anna Nicole and the Osbournes are unpredictable, Bit** you aint seen nothing yet.

    Can we let the uni's remain nameless pretty please with sugar on the top???

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    LOL

    Congrats...err...I think

    It's good to see such romance within the AO community.
    Totalcarb


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    LOL funny, where will the wedding take place and when I wanna watch

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    Re: My Wedding!

    Originally posted by Armycastawry
    Yes it is official. RK2's FIRST homosexual wedding is about to take place. (as soon as Teufeldieb gets the credits to buy 2 ql 200 rings) AND all of RK2 is invited!!

    RK2....you people are so strange ;p
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    Can I be maid of honour?

    Did I say that out loud?

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    Definately the gnarliest post I've read yet. This post killed my sex drive.
    Iriee

    Bring Back Lankybill!!!

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    I'd like us all to sit down and have a quiet minute while thinking about the expression "Why kill time when you can kill yourself?".


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    Re: Re: My Wedding!

    Originally posted by Haminie



    RK2....you people are so strange ;p
    Just wait until OUR marraige my cutie grumpy-poo perfect footed love!!!!
    Nanomage: The OTHER other white meat

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    Talking

    Geez, Teufel is gonna be real mad when he sees this post!

    (In case anyone might be thick, Army is ganking Teufel )
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    w00t!

    Omg is the Opi hunk Army taken!?

    I suppose I still have my love muffin, namely the uni that didn't want any names mentioned.

    //Karatenyllet
    5% moron
    45% gimp
    50% jackass

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    Originally posted by ShadowLander
    And im startin a new guild "faghunters"...... :P
    This must be the sickest **** ive ever readed on these forums.....
    Do The weddin in a pvp area then,plz? hugz from me,bwahaha...
    That was totally tasteless man. For the love of God remove that crap!!!!! Gay bashing is f***ing lame.
    Nanomage: The OTHER other white meat

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    sorry about that Deacon,but it just "pops" out...But u know what they say: Speak now or forever shut up. :P

    Sorry if it upsets u gays out there.I really dont wanna diss peeps for being gay,i really should respect that.But....Its so ****in Disscusting...... "wheres the toilet"....

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    Ummm.. it isn't the first homosexual wedding, you fool!

    Me and Tarasque (a he) got married a few weeks ago.

    ~Chris

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    "Do The weddin in a pvp area then,plz? hugz from me,bwahaha... "



    heh GL.

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    Originally posted by ShadowLander
    sorry about that Deacon,but it just "pops" out...But u know what they say: Speak now or forever shut up. :P

    Sorry if it upsets u gays out there.I really dont wanna diss peeps for being gay,i really should respect that.But....Its so ****in Disscusting...... "wheres the toilet"....
    Thanks bro, that shows uber class for apologizing. I'm not personally gay (although I'd probably do Brad Pitt just cuz and if I were in prison long enough, I'd definitely make someone my foot b*tch), but you never know who's readin' the forums.


    Oh and btw, Tarasque is female. Yeah, that's right. I tapped thatass a few times and I'm gonna hit it again when you're at work bro.

    Tarasque: rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr

    Thedeacon (smack Tarasque on the hip): You like that? Huh? You like this nanomeat? What's my name, say my name, b*tch!
    Nanomage: The OTHER other white meat

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    Congratulations! What a happy couple, I guess. :-)
    "You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize."

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    Let's not be homophobic now.

    Are they atrox? Hmm.....how can they be homosexual or hetro?
    They don't have any sex organs. *cough* Lab creations.

    I hope you're a happy couple.
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    I asked for help that I might do greater things; I was given infirmity that I might do better things.
    I asked for riches that I might be happy; I was given poverty that I might be wise.
    I asked for all things that I might enjoy life; I was given life that I might enjoy all things.
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