Templus LIVE

**AiymaNeut** · Dec 17th, 2002, 01:50:26

/me tosses Benjacrat a bag of catnip

Don't worry about the music, go and make some l33tl3 Benjakitties...

**Fixerben** · Dec 17th, 2002, 02:29:02

bahahahahahaha! lol, I almost forgot about her being a big fuzzy kitty. Isnt she cute though? She gave me a hug

Made me weak in my knees...

**_________Don Carnage** · Dec 17th, 2002, 08:22:12

Well, if you change the word sing to the word kill and remove the word song...Sure I'll kill Templus.

**Andross** · Dec 17th, 2002, 08:27:35

FYI: Due to repeated disregard of orders and failure to follow Omni-Pol policies, General Templus was demoted to Colonel today. She will stay Colonel until I see that she knows what to do in Omni-Pol first before acting all funny on other forums. Please note that this post was not reason for this, rather repeated misconduct in Omni-Pol.

**_________Don Carnage** · Dec 17th, 2002, 08:30:20

Aww, come on mice, you didn't even giggle a little?

**Andross** · Dec 17th, 2002, 08:33:15

As i said, i found this post funny and her activity on this forum is not related to Omni-Pol (yet) so it is not reason. Omni-Pol has been informed what the reason is and I anticipate that Templus will not fail direct orders again in the future and get her General position back rather quickly. I assume that it was a.. slip of the mind to disregard Omni-Pol policies and other than this small misconduct which has unfortunately not happened the first time, Templus is an excellent General and a good Omni-Pol officer.

**_________Don Carnage** · Dec 17th, 2002, 08:34:37

She's still a grouch..

**tristalyn** · Dec 17th, 2002, 09:07:25

That's whatcha get when you have a crack addiction *shrugs*
Thyme tried to get her to put down the crack pipe..

**_________Don Carnage** · Dec 17th, 2002, 09:14:30

Bound to happen, all those late nights in the evidence locker...Mice, I suggest you folks re weigh all the seized drugs, see if any is missing...

**Ghump** · Dec 17th, 2002, 10:48:56

Templus will always be a general to me

Sheeeeeeeeeeee's a lumberjack, and she's ....
Oh wrong one...

Sheeeeeeeeeee ....
Darn now I forgot the lyrics.

Sheeeeeeeee's just nice

**Tax** · Dec 17th, 2002, 13:45:36

Well Its good to see that i find out that im demoted on the public forum.. Thanks Meister! But why didnt you tell everyone the reason i was demoted? Hell if you feel that everyone should know I was demoted before I do you should have atleast told the the reason..Im sure everyone would like to know!! Including me

But anyways it looks like i need to make a change in my ways on the forums soooooo...here is v1.2

I'm a Omni Pol Colonel, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Omni Pol Officers
She's a Omni Pol Colonel, and She's okay.
She sleeps all night and she works all day.

Templus:
I arrest criminals. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Omni Pol Officers:
She arrests criminals. She eats her lunch.
She goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays She goes shopping'
And has buttered scones for tea.
She's a Omni Pol Colonel, and she's okay.
she sleeps all night and she works all day.

Templus:
I interrogate prisoners. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on men's armor
And hang around in bars.

Omni Pol Officers:
she interrogates prisoners. she skips and jumps.
she likes to press wild flowers.
she puts on men's armor
And hangs around in bars?!
She's a Omni Pol Colonel, and she's okay.
she sleeps all night and she works all day.

Templus:
I harass Devils Advocate. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a man,
Just like my dear Papa.

BTW it looks like I am going to have to change this to
Im A Omni Pol Private and shes okay.
by the end of the day

**Thyme** · Dec 17th, 2002, 14:19:18

/me Does the Cabbage Patch!

(( The dance not the Atrox private parts or Don's Atrox mating ritual. The DANCE!!!!

Go Tempy! Go Tempy! Shake your booty! I like this song weally much! I'm glad to see that there is a upside to the useage of the crack!

((Sorry to hear about your demotion though. That carries much suckage. Got to be the first time OP has ever demoted someone on the RP forums though. That's got to count for something, right?

))

**Tax** · Dec 17th, 2002, 14:28:34

Originally posted by Meister
Templus is an excellent General and a good Omni-Pol officer.

Soooo I was demoted?

I dont think I need to say anymore

**___________Kronocide** · Dec 17th, 2002, 14:31:53

Ha ha!

Typical! I suggest that it's this kind of administrative confusion that led us into the war in the first place. Well Templus, you don't need to accept this kind of treatment, you're welcome to the clans any day. We treat our officers with respect!

**Tax** · Dec 17th, 2002, 14:35:29

yeah you dont know me very well

**Thyme** · Dec 17th, 2002, 14:39:51

Well, She knows she can come to DA and beat Don up for us.
Yeee Hawww!!!

**Nevver** · Dec 17th, 2002, 14:50:27

Nevver pinches Templus' cheek and shakes her face.
You'll always be our cute little General, Templus!

**Ditzie** · Dec 17th, 2002, 17:41:11

As long as we're doing the campfire sig-along thing!!!!

/me butchers an old Tom T. Hall favorite

I like Jugs
She makes me a jolly good girlie
I Like Jugs

Thyme is a mess
When she has P.M.S.
Templus would billy club meeee
This little refrain
Should Help me explain
As a matter of fact I like Jugs

(Collective DA chorus)
Sheeee likessss her JUGSSSSSS!!!!

**Thyme** · Dec 17th, 2002, 17:49:39

LMAO!!!!!!!!

**Fixerben** · Dec 17th, 2002, 17:50:41

oh my...that was bad...I couldnt find the Monty Python music, I continue my search...

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