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Thread: Norwegian Temperatures Explained

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    Norwegian Temperatures Explained

    To fill you in why things happends in Norway as they do...

    Temperatures:
    +15°C This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

    +10°C The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

    +5°C Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

    0°C Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

    -5°C People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

    -10°C The Brits start heating their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

    -15°C The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

    -20°C People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

    -30°C Paris start cracking from the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

    -50°C Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

    -60°C Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

    -183°C Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

    -273°C All atom and subatomic particles movement halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, its cold outside today."

    -300°C Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest
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    omg, hilarious

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    Re: Norwegian Temperatures Explained

    Originally posted by Lumin

    -300°C Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest

    Actually, Hell freezes over at 0°C. ( www.hell2u.com ). It freezes over each year. I need to take a trip there. ("Yes! I've been to hell and back!")

    ~Chris

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    Hell is in Norway. No doubt about that.
    If you press the link, you'l also notice that there's a Gods Expedition there.(see the screenies....er...pictures!

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    LOL Skybert.

    Although, here in Sweden we've always suspected that hell was located somewhere in Norway, and now we know. Thank you.

    BTW: is this where Jahn Teigen comes from? Because that would explain a lot.
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    Originally posted by Ztatic
    LOL Skybert.

    Although, here in Sweden we've always suspected that hell was located somewhere in Norway, and now we know. Thank you.

    BTW: is this where Jahn Teigen comes from? Because that would explain a lot.
    agreed, Jan Teigen sounds hellish (as if he's from Hell), but he's not from there. He's from a small town called Tønsberg, which is really, really a lousy town. Or so I've heard.

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