What do you "phixx" in Real Life

[____________mgbkurtz]

I thought it would be interesting to post here..

I like thinking of myself as an AO profession in real life. Alot of times I envision myself as a fixer, even though i don't play on AO. I was wondering, since you guys are fixers in game, what do you do in RL that's "phixxor" like?

For instance, if you purchase 30 beers (and underaged) and stuck them in your dorm. That's kinda fixer-like. You purcased goods illegally and distrubuted them illegally like a fixer would.

So, (keep it clean, or not more illegal than what i posted) how do YOU think of yourself as a fixer?

Just Wondering

Kurtz

[____________mgbkurtz]

also, other profs...

like, if you play an enforcer in game; do you bounce at bars

if you play a bureaucrat do you like to mess with people's heads

kurtz

[_________Lolamonster]

I cant say that my rl (i'm a high school student) is reflective of my ingame characters (engie, doc, nt, enf, etc.). Though my personality ingame and out are the pretty similar.

I like to poke people with pointy objects, splat cakes in people's faces, and partake in other random acts of good natured (really!) of violence.

Although there are inhibiting factors in real life, like the lack of readily available concrete pillows or paper hammers for example, i do enjoy pestering everyone at all times.

[____________Lesentia]

wow Lola, you almost read my mind. Except yo left something out, mgbkurtz.

Since I'm a fixer, I'd be able to go anywhere I'd want to faster than anyone (Fixer Grid and run buffs)

[ethernal3]

I /own a meth and ex lab in my basement.. does that work?
~Chris

[_________Lolamonster]

That's pretty cool, Megabio. It's probably best that i don't have my own meth and ex lab in my basement. I'm already completely deranged w/o any form of drug. i can't even have sugar, lest i bounce of walls like flubber. But i had to check, just in case....

Just the usual, no crime syndicates or mad scientist laboratories =/

Only my iron maiden, random pointy objects, and the obligatory tortured soul, who lets out the most gut wretching shrieks of pain. I don't go down there often, because of that, though. Too to concentrate, when ya gotta listen to perpetual pleading.

Oh! Please let me go! What did i every do to you?

Why God, why? Just let me die!

etc, etc.


I usually have to prod them a bit to keep them quiet. Except for the old guy chained up in the corner; i have to naw off his leg, just to make him shut up.

[Lumin]

I just keep rubberbanding back to my own room all the time....

[_____Thaxll'ssillyia]

Beer - A valid replacement for Disjointed from Reality (Bureaucrat Nano) since June 2001.

[____________mgbkurtz]

haha

[Capelle]

Well since im a soldier, in RL (high school student) im cocky, arogent, think im all tough **** and if someone pisses me off I throw up my TMS X and kick the crap out of em...(sometimes im not ready for a fight and dont have the NCU rdy for TMS X and I run away like a sissy...)

[Steelbuns]

AO = Enforcer, protecting the Doc
RL = Offensive Lineman, protecting the Quarterback

[__________THEDEACON!]

Originally posted by Lola
That's pretty cool, Megabio. It's probably best that i don't have my own meth and ex lab in my basement. I'm already completely deranged w/o any form of drug. i can't even have sugar, lest i bounce of walls like flubber. But i had to check, just in case....

Just the usual, no crime syndicates or mad scientist laboratories =/

Only my iron maiden, random pointy objects, and the obligatory tortured soul, who lets out the most gut wretching shrieks of pain. I don't go down there often, because of that, though. Too to concentrate, when ya gotta listen to perpetual pleading.

Oh! Please let me go! What did i every do to you?

Why God, why? Just let me die!

etc, etc.


I usually have to prod them a bit to keep them quiet. Except for the old guy chained up in the corner; i have to naw off his leg, just to make him shut up.

Damn girl, you're even too freaky for deacky...

[_________BoltGrinder]

I hear that Mega i do what a fixer should, get illegal items for other people.

I spend like 4 hours a day finding people weed, DMT, acid, anything like that, and o course getting underaged freshmen beer for a small fee.

Quick way to make a lil lewt with very low chance of exposure.

[Poetica]

AO=Trader
RL= Account Manager for a Stock Broker company... with Traders...