Stupid begger

[jimskam]

So I am helping some guild mates in the subway, and taking a break from the lag at Ent BB. ALong comes a begger asking for items.

So the begger gives the usual "an I have some credits? I will pay you back in 3 days. I am finding it hard to make credits"

As a twist, I tell them "Sure, want 1 or 2mil?"
At this point, I switch to the other PC, go back to gaming, and answer the begger with various canned replies such as go check the generals tore...how much do nanos cost...let me get some high level junk for you to sell.

Well the best begger so far was not the one that came up, and wated for 1 hour 5 minutes, but the second begger who came up, spent 30 minutes to get them to agree that they would get the bag of junk loot, go to the store, sell it and split the loot themselves. So at this point, tell them both the other has the pack, off them go and then for another hour, hear the argument backand worth as each other calls each other a thief.

Hehe - there is no honesty among thieves or beggers...a well known phrase. (and a cool picture to go with it in the original AD&D Players Guide)

But then I ran into Mafiosa...he wasted an hour of his live waiting fro a handout. So after being told only he gets from me is a lesson in not to waste time begging, I log this morning to a threat message from him "You had better watch your back"

http://www.anarchy-online.com/org/st...1/name/4554761

So, if you come across this begger, looking to beg credits to come and rob me, please give him whompa far to get back to Rome so he can come get me.

[Xpie]

No, really mate, he's a trader. Regardless of your level advantage, you should watch your back.

[___________Halestorm]

LOL

[dasampla]

Well I would watch your back too, he is part of the Rubi-Ka Mafia - even though he's the only one ^^

[________Master Mbutu]

LOL, nice work ;p

[redsnaper]

I was sitting on top of a building in WA 2 recently trying to stay away from one particular beggar that would not take no for an answer. I watched as said beggar ran up to a high level and proceeded to hit him up for credits. Much to my amusement (and the beggar's consternation) the high level went into sneak mode. After running around looking for the missing player, the beggar ran off in search of another victim. Too funny.

[MissMaul]

just 5 mintues ago, this forum was at 31337

And rofl, beggars suck Nice story, Redsnaper

[______________Shatai]

Originally posted by Redsnaper
I was sitting on top of a building in WA 2 recently trying to stay away from one particular beggar that would not take no for an answer. I watched as said beggar ran up to a high level and proceeded to hit him up for credits. Much to my amusement (and the beggar's consternation) the high level went into sneak mode. After running around looking for the missing player, the beggar ran off in search of another victim. Too funny.

And that, kiddies, is why you should always max out Concealment

[AiymaNeut]

Originally posted by Shatai


And that, kiddies, is why you should always max out Concealment

LMFAO!! That is perhaps the greatest public service announcement I have ever heard! Someone do an ad to place on websites with this one

[Warlock]

Just tell all beggers that free cash can be obtained from the food vendors. All they need to do is target a food vendor and type "quickcash" without pressing enter first

[Kissysuzuki]

Originally posted by Warlock
Just tell all beggers that free cash can be obtained from the food vendors. All they need to do is target a food vendor and type "quickcash" without pressing enter first

The party mixer in Newland does the same thing if you type "MONEYQUEST"

Devs must have left it in for easy cash when they needed it

Probably one in every city if you think about it.

[Japella]

LOL tooo funnny

[_________EngineMaker]

Hehe - there is no honesty among thieves or beggers...a well known phrase. (and a cool picture to go with it in the original AD&D Players Guide)

I LOVED THAT GAME
I only laged once in a while.

[Metalynx]

Ahh that little freak....I was unfortunate to be around when his misguided idea of a oft-repeated Guild was formed and had to laugh my ass off at him (yes I was undercover). When I was asked for cash..I told him Id pay him 1 million credits if he changed his GUild name to "Wannabe Crime Mafia Syndicate". He didnt take it too well I guess....

Of course I did get a threat....was amusing coming from a little 4th level trader.....I shook in my boots and asked him if I should Kiss his Ring to appease his great and Mighty Anger.

(Gahh....another freakn Guild with the name "Mafia" in it. Why not just Paint a Big ass Sign on your Yalm that says "CRIMINAL". Every time I see any of these morons with a "Mafia" tag somewhere in theri Guild name I ahve to laugh my ass off. "OHH IM scared of the Big bag Mafia"....I bettergo change my underweare now...im scared they might leave a severed bronto head in my bead)

[Qaetus]

lol! Quickcash! But you're wrong in one aspect, you have to say quickcash without pressing enter first to the BB chef in ent when there are 6452 players logged in and you have 1834 credits and exactly 2 backpacks in your inv while the moon is full and there's a lightning storm.

[Xpie]

Target an elite guard and type "QB,Klan" quickly to become instauber.

Q = starts attack
B = brawl
, = Full auto
K = dimach
L = flingshot
N = burst

Should clear you out

[________________Cado]

Heh ... when it's an Omni beggar, I always tell them to use the ICC whompah from Omni-Trade and then take the Tir Whompa from there ...

Gets them almost every time.