[Me, me!]
It's [me] come to my attention [pick me!] that there are in fact 2 rival fan organizations [i'm the best] on rk2.
Cueball (Ghandalf) is the head of the Lola Fan Club [that's the best choice], while Skulldawg [he smells funny] is the leader of the Poetica [don't trust her; her feet are green and rotting!] Fan [icky!] Club [evil!!!]
Now, I want your [you know you want me, you hunk of burning love] unbiased opinion [i'm the best candidate!] of who is the [if you don't pick me... *pulls out banjo of death*] grooviest of the two?
So please state whether I'm physical embodiement of Aphrodite [duh! obvious choice], or Poetica [mossy feet!] is the Muse of Rubika